There's this person (name withheld) whom I strongly disdain. Well, said person and I, and various other characters have had an ongoing battle( mostly through the internet) for about two years. Anyway, I found out that said person just got engaged. So I stalk out their online journal and read about it. Then I go to her website listed on her profile. There is a link where you can email her. So I went to the Bitchy Letter Generator and sent her a letter. Something to the tune of:
Dear Slave:
I've been considering murder for a while now. Why don't you just fucking jog or something? If you ever want to listen to another (insert shitty band name) record, then you'd better clean up that mess, or you'll wish you were burning at the stake. Congrats on your recent engagement, but how could you! After all we had! You'll regret taking a man over what we had. Wench!
I'm sick of you,
Your mistress.
hotEUPdom309@yahoo.com
That is all...
~Kris (not the artist:
I met a guy at a party and thought he was really cute and wanted him to go to a sorority party with me. Then the next day, I invited him to dinner because I wanted to get to know him better and for my friend to help me size him up. So my friend and I meet him at the dining hall. This guy turns out to be not as cute as I remembered, and, not to mention, rude. He talked about the weirdest things throughout dinner. At one point, he randomly asked us, out of nowhere, if we'd ever bought anything off Ebay. Very strange. Then he abruptly asked us if we were ready to go even though we obviously weren't. We all got up to go and he walked off to talk to someone while we were on the way to turn in our trays. While he was gone, my friend and I high-tailed it out of there and back to our dorm. He has since called me in the middle of the night and then asked me why I was bitchy on the phone. Maybe because you woke me up at 3am, asshole!
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