Schmazz- 1. an energetic or creative being 2. junk, something irrelevant or something we could care less about-- Enough of this schmazz.

Me in a nutshell
Allow myself to introduce... myself. Okay, that was really dumb, but I had to say it. My excuse? I would like to think myself more eloquent than I appear here on this page. Unfortunately, I usually update my page late at night or to rid myself of stress (like the night of the presidential election, 2000). Continuing on, I live in Oregon, and have since I was savagely ripped from my mothers womb (i.e. C-section) on January 21, 1984. I attend the infamous Thurston High. I live with my mom, my sister Samantha, and Fred, my stepdad. Fred moved here from Florida after meeting my mom on AOL. Hahaha.

My friends (awww...)
My best friends locally are Ann and Tara, and some other figs like Stormy, Sarah, Jamie and Holly and I know I'm forgetting many people. Well, basically the whole newspaper staff is cool. Dennis, Jesse, Verlan, Crystal, Sean, Klarke, Sarah (formerly known as Shannon), Ben, etc...
Over the mountains I have my old neighbors Rachel, Nate, and Caleb. We had some good times before they moved away, and some great times when we visit. I LOVE YOUR FAMILY! I like to part-ay with them all, mainly by use of a video camera.
Here are some links to my non-Schmazz Productions friends' respective webpages:
Annie Thumb's radical page
Jessica (aka J.T. Goiter)'s newfound page
Trina:Stinki Magie's page

How I entertain myself
I love rock n' roll. Classic rock: David Bowie, Led Zeppelin, Queen, Jimi Hendrix, Aerosmith, Journey... well, most anything classic rock. I also like a few newer artists--Smashing Pumpkins and the Cure. And I dig new-wave. '80s music was awesome, with the one-hit wonders and the very studly stud Billy Idol. Also, '80s glam/metal... Ratt, Def Leppard, etc.
I love everything '80s... music, movies, toys, cartoons. Masters of the Universe cartoon, especially toys. Movies-Labyrinth, Ferris Bueller's Day Off, The Breakfast Club,etc. A big favorite in all categories is This is SPINAL TAP It's so funny! WATCH IT!
I'd also like to suggest 'retro-gaming.' You know, the original Nintendo Entertainment System (or NESS as they pronounce it at Game Crazy). But I like to go back further, to the Atari 2600. It's fab... I'll make a page about it soon. Anyway, I've got 25 working games that I'll tell you about... my 2 favorites are "Circus Atari" and "River Raid." Annie Thumbs and me also went in together on an Odyssey 2, circa 1979. We've got 7 games I think, but we have to it fixed so we can hook up a convential RF switch to it. So, I'll be sharing about that eventually...
I may be an '80s chile, but don't think that's all I'm into, please. I hate being typecast. Haha, inside joke with myself... I'm not an actor, I can't be typecast, you see. But I can be stereotyped. It's just of all time eras, I think the '80s had the best toys, movies, and music. Though I really love some '60s and lots of '70s music and whatnot.

Politics
So that's my entertainment. In politics, I'm a "moderate liberal". If I were to vote, I would have voted for Al Gore. Don't get me started.

School, work, hobbies, random stuff
So, when I'm not at school or whatever, I work at the Big K. Also, I enjoy working on my webpage (which I don't do very often anymore, unfortunately), making videos (if anyone dares to help me), listen to music, and write for The Pony Express, the school's newspaper. So for all the school knowledge you need, I also anchor/produce the school's newscast, Studio 3 though it's really lame. We have no news and the fiends in my class always play crap like Destiny's Child during the credits, and most lack motivation to change the show into something worthy. I'm also in the National Honor Society, in which I lettered! I should make my own letterman's jacket out of tweed or something, just to make myself laugh. Our literary and art magazine at school, The Paragon, is my baby as well. I'm editor-in-chief, so I"m trying to make it the best one ever. So far, it looks to be true. It's going to come out at the beginning of June, maybe we'll post an internet version. That's extracurricular school.
Also, I try to play the guitar. Well, my friend Annie Thumbs has been playing the guitar for a while so she's a-teaching me. I have a (Fender) Squier Strat, that's white w/ a white pickguard. But I have a really sweet-ass PURPLE pickguard I'm going to implant in it sometime... I'll look so cool, eh? Once I know how to play some stuff... Also essential to know is I have a 1984 Chevy van that's big and brown and ugly and tough. It's a V-8, ya here that? My neighbor Steven calls it a "ghetto van." But he's just jealous because someone broke into his Honda and took his backpack and shifter knob, amongst other things. I also like to thrift-store shop and make fun of posers. YOU SEE ALL THOSE BAND T-SHIRTS AND POSER "ROCK" SHIRTS? Demmit, I started the fad. Well, I've been designing my own tees for almost two years now, and they're cool! Now everyone wears them, but at least I get satisfaction in knowing I built my city with my own hands. So my friends and I are going to expand the clothes-designing business this summer. I'll put some pictures or something up about that, if anyone cares. So, that's me. If you care for any more information, drop me a line.

A page about UFOs I have seen. Contributions would be greatly appreciated...
Ever wonder what I'm referring to? The Officially Licensed Super Schmazz Encyclopedia will show you.

Here are some little adventures I had in freshman/sophomore year of high school, when I was still friends with Danielle. Long story, but some of these are worth reading, I suppose.

When I first built this city on rock and roll... oh, when I first wrote about stuff, introducing myself.(8th grade)

One of my first lunches as a freshman... I lost my friend! ahhh.(sept.98)

In retrospect. An adventure concerning hard bagels.(early 99)

What it feels like to spontaneously combust. Or how we think it feels, or something like that.(jan.13,99)

Coinkydinks, naked grandpas... hmmm...(jan.15,99)

some tomfoolery concerning a girl in the men's fitting rooms...(jan.16,99)

Just at the grocery store. That's not my cart, is it?(feb.99)

"The seductive finger"(march99)

Sam had a small accident at the coast(march31,99)

My favorite boots... masking tape... one sad episode for me(april12,99)

The Coke vendor guy... school... dollars... (april99)

FRESHMAN NIGHT dance!(may8,99)

The Phantom Menace (well, us watching it)(may21,99)

The Jeff H******n Adventure(may29,99)

Camping!!(aug.13-15,99)

What started out as a nice friendly meal turned into the Carl's Jr. visit from...(Aug.23_99)

Sophomore year so far. Between flying discs and broken hair brushes... it sucks.

What kind of 15 year old girl dreams about cyborgs?(oct.12,99)

What we've been up to lately. Bugging Anthony with food, Jeff H******n...(nov.12,99)

Miles, how I love you, from head to toes.. So, I finally approached the character like a halfway normal person.

My most frightening experience ever. In my whole life. Seriously.(feb.5,2000)

So, I get my drivers license. Nothing like the freedom of the open road...until your car dies on ya.(March.2,2000)

I call this "Ice Cream Man Foibles". Damn, ice cream men are smooth...(June 16,2000)

So, that does it for adventures. Some time ago I deleted the last half of my page, and I don't really feel like HTML-ing into great deal. So for now, and evermore, I'll paraphrase.
Caution: Cheesy link section

My favorite band is The Smashing Pumpkins

My favorite movie is Star Wars

My favorite TV show of all time is The Simpsons

So that 'bout does it for the link section. when I regain motivation, I'll go find my old stuff that used to be here and put it back up.

© 2000 e-mail:schmazz@aol.com