Tha Uptown Mafia Slut Krew
This unique
Krew lead by our holy leader Queen Kia, seen
here.
The purpose
of our crew is to attack nasty downtown people, and sleep round for money. we
have a huge age range of members from 13 to 26, as well as people with different
jobs from students to naked chefs. So far we have 30 members.
To Join or
see the Mafia Crew Site Goto here
The 10 Commandments of The
Krew
1) Thou shall not kill fellow
members of krew, unless dictated by Holy Kia Hall.
2)Thou shall not fraternise with
the Down town Mafia.
3) Thou shall abide by all rules,
commandments and dictations of my Leader.
4) Thou shall never ever on any
circumstance sleep with a member of a down town krew.
5) Thou shall not appear in group
sex, pornographic videos or photo shoots as it is an unfair advantage to
stardom and takes advantage of your status in the Krew.
6) Thou shall bow at my Holy
Leader when she is first in my presence.
7) Thou shall never participate
in the buying, selling, smuggling or consuming (and sexual acts) of drugs or
illegal immigrants or substances.
8) Thou shall never swear
at/around Holy Leader.
9) Thou shall never forget my
manners EVER!
10) Thou shall always abide by
these commandments unless the life of another Krew member or Holy ones is at
its peril.
If krew members are caught
fraternising with down town krew members, they will be severely punished!
Punishments for bad people
and betraying krew members
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hung
drawn and quartered with their head put on a poll and marched around the
local towns.
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Tap on the nose/wrist/hand.
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Flicking of the ear.
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Thrown to the hungry warthogs of
Korea and then left to be eaten by cannibals.
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