BEANIE MALONE
Just who on earth is Beanie Malone?
Beanie Malone is a famed TV impressario, whose arrogance is only exceeded by his success. He has been a cult figure and an icon for TV people worldwide for many years, and here at TOTW we have exclusive access to his innermost workings.
We have access to his
diary and we urge you to read it. It is both edifying and informative, although be prepared, he does not mince his fucking words.