What Everyone Should Know About Indiana University
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This is IU Forward Kirk Haston. I can confidently say I'd rather have him on my team than anyone you have on your college basketball team. He has hit more clutch shots and played better down the stretch than anyone in the big ten. I walked by him in the union the other day and was on EH for the rest of the day. He has that kind of effect on people here. |
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This is definitely the greatest fraternity on the IU campus. They are so good, they don't even need to have beer at they're party to have a kickass rush party. They are very confident that they are the best frat too, because if you yell at them and tell them they are gay from the back of the truck, they get in a tyrant rage and chase after you. Be sure to rush here if you are an incoming rushee. |
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This frat likes to kick people out of they're parties if you try to say something to them about running out of beer early. So when you rush, don't go up to one of the members and say, "Uhhhhhh, what kind of frat runs out of beer at 2:00 during rush anyways?" Or they will forcefully kick you out and not even let you find your ride. Thanks. |
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This is the president of IU, Myles Brand. People kinda hate him here, especially as of late. He really likes raising tuition. And he got kinda pissed when a few thousand students went to his house and made a dummy of him and hung it from a tree and burned it. |
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This is Eigenmann. It looks pretty fresh at night. This is where they stick all the foreign people. There is an "alternative lifestyle" wing, as well as a sorority in here. I find it a little strange how its one of the farthest dorms off campus and they stick all the non-white people there, but that's a whole different story. |
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This picture has obviously been doctored, because it appears the game is actually sold out. This is where our football team tries to play. Its hype to sneak into at night though, if you look up to the top right corner, there is a barbed wire fence that has a hole in it that you can sneak into. On Friday nightsbefore gameday, they leave the lights on, sneaking in and running the field and going crazy after getting drizzed at the Villas is definitely a must for all IU students. |
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PARTY AT CHI PHI!!!!!! |
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This person looks really familiar. . .Oh ya! I saw him at the Collins Living and Learning center. He is dressed pretty normal for over there actually. I got all these weird looks when I was there because I was wearing jeans and a fleece. Then someone with many piercings yelled, "Hey! He is not one of us!!," and I got chased out of the dorm, but they were all so high they couldn't catch me. |
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This the Kelley School of Business. Chances are if you are in this school, you have complained to me about how busy and overwhelmed you are. And by the time you are a junior you are addicted to something, i.e. coffee, smoking, alcohol, etc. due to the stress. I suggest changing majors and becoming an HPER major. |
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This is assembly hall. Probably the most prestigious building on campus and the "House that Knight built". I think the architect of this building was on drugs. Go check it out in person and you'll see why. Rumor has it that it was going to be a hockey rink as well, but Bobby Knight didn't want to share with the hockey team so he implanted those big white walls you see on both sides of the court, making it impossible to put a hockey rink. Way to go Knight, you're kewl. |
Oh, but there's so much more. So stay tuned for the next things you should know about Indiana University.