Biography of Supratuck
The following events are the most meaningful and special events of Supratuck’s life.
June 25th 1982- Supratuck is born for the first time.
1984- has convulsions in back seat of car, freaks out family. The diagnosis by doctors was baby Supratuck playing an April fool’s joke on family
1986- when attempting first ever slapshot in his basement, Supratuck’s stick goes out of control and cuts open eyebrow, yet another trip to hospital for supratuck.
1986-Plays the Planet Pluto in annual Preschool play. Takes this the wrong way thinking that it’s a short joke put on him by the whole preschool, but gives a great performance nonetheless.
1987-scores first ever goal as a mini-mite on Hockey Night at Vets Ice Arena.
1988-In the Wayne County thanksgiving tournament, Supratuck is backchecking when he dives for a puck and slides into the boards, severly bruising his knee. Heroically he stumbles to the bench without the aid of coaches and misses the rest of the period. This inspires team to win the tournament and have an undefeated season. Supratuck does not score this year.
1989-Supratuck has a breakout season and leads team with 25 goals, but later gets cut from the Squirt A team in the fall. Meanwhile, he realizes that the only significant thing in his life is hockey so he should focus on other stuff for once.
1990-Has the scariest 3rd grade teacher, and is forced to send a note home to parents regarding behavior in class for the first time ever. Supratuck composes first ever story entitled: "La La Land". Wins the 8 and under 25 backstroke at Forestbrook.
1991-This marked the one and only year that Supratuck knew how to write cursive. Played one of the leading roles in the school play that year, and was sentenced to two weeks without recess after spiking a kid’s bike tires for breaking his girlfriend’s wrist.
1992-Goes to first ever "Dance Party", where Boys II Men and Whitney Houston are played repeatedly. Ms. Wolfe gets mad at Supratuck for lifting puck during floor hockey game.
1993-Supratuck goes to middle school, pissed off that it is no longer socially acceptable to wear sweatpants to school. Goes to Bowling Green Hockey Camp and is forced to do pushups and cockroaches after mouthing off to future NHL player Brian Holzinger. Is almost kicked out of camp with two others for the "Shoe" incident.
1994-7th grade marked the first year that Supratuck completely despises math. Teacher soon after despises Supratuck, and calls his parents on a repeated occasion due to his insistance that the correct multiplication sign is an x, not a dot. Writes his first ever news article for the Tappan Tabloid which is a remarkably boring piece about carbon minoxide at Vets Ice Arena.
1995-Pissed off that he keeps getting his ass kicked at hockey, Supratuck makes a bold and permanent decision to switch to goaltender, in which he finally makes the Bantam A team and enjoys biggest win ever in the finals of the Buffalo Hockey Tournament. He also finally breaks the 5 foot barrier.
1996-Supratuck goes to high school and realizes his long hair is four years out of style and gets it cut. Soon after people tell him his hair never was in style.
1997-Supratuck gets his varsity letter in golf and hockey. Gets grounded every single time that report cards are sent home. Celebrates his new 11:30 curfew.
1998-Supratuck gets his driver’s license and does first "Donut". Has the low point of his hockey career when he gives up 8 goals in the first period against Allen Park Cabrini.
1999-Supratuck realizes he is dirt poor and gets his first real job at Travis Pointe C.C. Begins to notice some of the people who work there take they’re job a little too seriously. . .ruptures appendix a day after seeing 75 shots against Catholic Central. Begins Senior Year of high school and helps take golf team to they’re best finish in over a decade.
2000- Quits job at TP after he realizes that staying there any longer would turn him into a felon. Takes job at "The bee’s" and begins school at Indiana University, where he would find his destiny as the founder of SUPRATUCK.COM. Finishes semester with a solid 2.75 gpa, and rekindles a flame with a long lost friend, the 80’s.
Well that’s about everything that Supratuck can remember from his 18.5 year life. If you can refresh his memory on anything, go ahead and sign his guestbook or email him at supratuck.com