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Jimbodales and Supratuck's Great Adventure continued. . .

So I was bawling at the empty keg. I grabbed the tap thingy and was sucking on it trying to get more out, but to no avail. I felt as though I failed as Kegmaster. Yes, I was consoled by many, but I was determined to find more beer for my people. As of this point I hadn't seen "Steve" or Jimbodales in quite sometime, but this was a matter that had to be straightened. I glanced down a hallway and saw a lonely keg, which looked rather out of place.. Upon further inspection. . .EUREKA! There was some beer in there. No, it wasn't full, but it could keep the party going another half hour or so. I dragged the keg down the hallway, and then I was stopped by none other than the apartment owner, and the hostess of the party. She went on rambling about how I was out of control or something (I wasn't really paying attention to her, I was too busy getting the party hype about the newfound keg.) So we left confused and betrayed, but I took her disposable camera so we were even.

Well, we took out some of our frustration in the dorm. We ran around at 3 in the morning knocking on people's doors and running down the hall spreading trash and cans all over the place. Jimbodales and "Steve" got caught by the RA, but he knew he was powerless against this rage. This rage couldn't be stopped with and Iron Curtain. Some kid who lived across the hall got a little mad at us (He was already ticked off because earlier we had made prank calls to the kicker of Purdue's football team from his phone while he was passed out. Later they called him back and threatened to beat him up and call the cops.) for writing "Purdue can suck it. IU rules" on the wall with a marker.

All in all, the trip was a great big eye opener for a lot of people. Purdue has some good kids who go there, but unfortunately they are condemned to a campus of filth, no girls and have no good place to get chicken wings. "Steve" will come to IU for a visit this semester, thereafter he will transfer. Thank you for your time, and please do not apply to Purdue, unless you are an unattractive female who wants lots of attention from guys.