women

Britney Spears

The princess of pop. This girl has it all, and add to the fact that 90% of girls hate her, that makes her even more beautiful. I have had probably four or five dreams about her (all tasteful). You can knock Britney Spears all you want: Can't sing! Got new boobies! She's a slut! But I just hope that if you plan on saying such things to me, expect such harsh words back, because this girl is the sweetest, and chances are, she hasn't talked shit about you.

Anna Kournikova

What could be better than a woman athelete? The finest athlete to put on a pair of adidas, that's who. And its no coincidence that she dates a hockey player (wink, wink). What makes her finer than ever, is that she comes from Russia, where everyone is either fat due to the cold, or have leprosy, the fact that she even came out halfway normal is a miracle. True, she hasn't won a tournament yet, but who needs to win a tournament when she's already the most popular tennis player to ever play?

Elizabeth Hurley

Yummy. Yes, she's getting a little old for me, but when you look in Liz's eyes you see a world of possibilities. Unlike the previous two girls this one has a head on her shoulders. She was a producer of Ed TV, and has been successful in pretty much everything she's tried. Her performance in Austin Powers was smashing baby! Especially after watching Heather Graham almost ruin the sequal. Cheers.

Daisy Fuentes

Can someone please tell me where this spanish sweetheart is nowadays? Last I saw she was trying to save America's Funniest Home Videos, and that was a long time ago. Every time I eat Taco Bell I think "Yo Quiero Daisy Fuentes." You can forget about Daisy sometimes, considering she probably peaked a few years ago. Look at a couple pictures of her on the beach and you'll want her to come to your room and host a private "House of Style".

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