Supreme Insanity Complaints Manager
Dear loyal Reader,

We must first apologise for the fact that you have inexplicably been sent to the wrong website. We understand this must be a traumatic time for you, and you have our deepest condolences.

Second, we must reassure you that this website DOES still exist somewhere in cyberspace. Unfortunately, we are not in a position to reveal the whereabouts of the afore-mentioned webpage.

Third, we must say that the above statement is a lie of Pinocchio-esque proportions, and that the author has since been fired. This can be proved by the fact that the previous author seems to have an unhealty obsession with the most amateur-ish font in the world, namely Comic Sans. This error has for future purposes been eliminated.

Finally, here is a link to the new address of the webpage: http://supreme-insanity.tripod.com.

We apologise for the inconvenience.

Sorry!!

Supreme Insanity Management team.