"I have a pad up my butt!" Danielle 1/31
"Quick, somebody say something stupid!" Allison 1/31
"Poop on Dirk/Ryan/Ahren!" rm. 175 1/31
"More Pedialyte!" rm 175
"How do you spell 'nads'?" Danielle 2/1
"I wish I had my period now!" Allison 2/1
"You're not a man until you've fought a bloody battle." Allison 2/1
"No need for KY Jelly." Danielle (in response to above) 2/1
"I'm dry!" Kate 2/1 (note of explanation- there was a commercial about menopause where one of the elderly ladies was experiencing vaginal dryness, which interfered with 'intimacy')
"Maybe lesbians have the right idea." Allison 2/1
"Keep in mind, Dirk also rhymes with testicle." Allison 2/1 (Al and D never sufficiently explained this one...)
"Goodnight sweeth... OW! S***!!!" Kate 2/1
"I farted on my hand!" Danielle 2/3
"God, there are pads everywhere!" Allison 2/3
"WOOF!" rm. 175 everyday
"Mommy... You're fat!" Kate (another commercial- for SlimFast this time)
"Do you smell sour milk?" Danielle 2/6
"Moooooooooooo" Clyde the orgasmic cow everyday
"We have gonads!" Danielle 2/8
"No, 'hello gonads' is hilarious!" Danielle 2/8
"Oh man- my tongue!" Danielle 2/9
Allison: "Napoleon?" Kate: "No, it's not working yet." 2/7
"Ryan was a really good student... and he would sleep with her." Allison 2/10
"You know- for the longest time, I though Sting sang that song." Danielle
"Does M&M milk really exist?" Danielle 2/16
"We're dateless- we could be a part of Russian history!" Danielle 2/16
"I have a lot of snot up my nose!" Danielle
"I'll be like 'let me pleasure you'." Danielle
"Wait! Boys!!" Kate
"I am bowling. I am softball. I am roller hockey." Allison 2/21
"I got honey on my hand!" Danielle
"All the more time to make paper movies." Danielle 2/21
"Johnny Angel" Allison 2/20
"I want a boy to sex me up but all they want is a little sister!" Lisa 3/3
"I like really powerful, hot ones." Allison 3/7
"Man, you're hard." Danielle 3/13 (in response to Kevin's muscles) "No, i mean your muscle is hard!" Danielle (when the table exploded in laugher- like it helped)
"Does your gynocologist take your pads off for you?" Allsion 3/16 (wow, what were you thinking?? :)
Kate: "I like the other [trashy romance novel] better." Danielle and Lisa in unison: "Why?! There's no sex!" 3/14
"Yeah, mom, let me shove this hunk of cheese..." Allison 3/22
"Random acts of... Randomness!" Kate 4/8
"I just want to lick the sweat right off ya!" Kate 4/8
Danielle: "Yeah, my vagina makes all of my decisions." Kate (sarcastic): "Take me to your leader." 4/12
"Can't I just jiggle my leg?!" Danielle 4/16
"You just gotta get him into bed!" Lisa 4/27
"Yeah, I don't think I'd like to touch Joel." Allison 5/2
"That is cool." Todd all the time
"You can't talk to him because all he says is 'that is cool'!!!" Kate 5/3
"What are these knee things?" Allison 5/4
"I have Corn on my breast." Danielle 5/4
Lisa: "You know how things seem different when you sleep on them?" Kate: "Joel seemed different after you slept on him." 5/6
"Okay, so like, here's the thing..." Lisa every day
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