Hey everyone, let me start this
off by saying that this is my first article, and I hope it is good enough. If it is
not, please send hate mail to BRyder@1wrestling.com . What I am going to talk about
this time in my life last year. I have been to many places this past year, and what
better time and place to talk about it than now.
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I think I will start at New Years
2000. I get off work at 11, and make my way over to a friends houes, to get
drunk and high (please note, I do alot of drinking and smoking throughout this year).
Noone wanted to go to Atlanta because of the whole Y2Krap thing, so we stayed
in town and had a house party. We found out soon after that we could of went to
Atlanta, but by the time we realized it, we were too drunk to do much of anything.
A week or so later, My friend Lou came into
town. I had known him since 97, and he is the craziest Mofo you will never meet.
He came into town, and convinced me and a group of friends to go to Savannah.
We went there, and got a hotel room. The sad part is, we went when there was
rain coming into town, so we were basically stuck in the hotel room all weekend.
We did go down to the beach though, and smoked a fat spliff, and I got head
from my girlfriend at the time, but nothing too exciting for an in-state roadtrip.
Anyways, we headed back into Duluth, hungry,
and about broke. I got my girlfriend to get me some money from her parents (isn't
that what girlfriends are good for), and I worked for a few weeks to pay the bills.
Around March 10, 2000 (2 days before my 19th birthday), we decided to go on another
roadtrip. On this roadtrip, there was Lou, me, and Tico, a guy I knew, but not very
well. We brought him along because he had weed and money, and he wasn't a gimp.
Anyway, we decided to go to the place to go that time of the year if you want to
party for cheap. Yes, we went to Panama City!
Please note, that on all of our roadtrips, we
always leave around 9-11 oclock at nite, so we are travvelling late at nite. One, it
gives us less of a chance of getting pulled over, and two, an extra day to party.
Well, we were on our way, and guess what happens halfway to there? Yep, we get a
flat, out in the middle of Bumblefuck, Alabama. There were no gas stations anywhere
around, and the spare in the back was also flat (pathetic, isn't it?). We coast the
car going 1-2 mph down the road trying to get to a gas station, so we can fix this flat.
We had 300 bucks on us, and figured we would have to spend 50 for a used tire, and 40
for a hotel room somewhere around there, so there went our money. Luckily, while we
were pushing it, a group of guys in a truck came down this deserted road, and actually stop!
They ask if they can help us, and we ask if they can give us a lift to the nearest station.
They tell us that they have an extra tire in the back of their truck, and it is actually the
same size as the one on our car! We ask them if we can use it, and follow them down to the next gas
station so we can give it back, and they agree. We(and I mean I when I say that) get the tire
on my Pontiac Firebird, and start following them back to a gasstation. I ask my friends if
we should ditch them, and we all decide that we should to save money, so we pull a u-ie, and
head back down to PC.
We get to PC about 5 O'Clock in the morning, and
find the cheapest hotel in PC, which is about 10 miles from the beaches, but there is
a tittie bar across the street, so its all good. We get there, check in, smoke a
doobie, and get a few hours of sleep.
The next morning, we wake up about 4 hours
after we wnet to sleep, so we can get us some free pancakes (they have alot of deals in PC)
and beers. We get our eat-on, and wash the car, turn up the bass on the new Raheem
CD that we just got, and go down to the strip blasting "The Most Beutiful Girl"
on my system. If you have never been to PC, then it would be hard to explain it,
but I guess the closest thing to explain it would be a bunch of half naked
drunk bitches who are ready to fuck, mixed with a bunch of guys who want to get wasted.
It is a beutiful combination, because even the school geek can get laid if he
plays his cards right. But we party down there, and then we manage to lose the door
and trunk key, thanks to Tico. We are like, no biggie, and continue with our partying.
I go to stop at a Krystals with Lou, and Tico wants to go eat at McDonalds for some
dumb ass reason. I let him use my car to get there, and when he gets back, he
LOCKS THE DAMN DOOR TO THE CAR! Now I wouldn't be so mad, except I had
told him 3 seperate times not to lock the door, because of the keys.
Also, I was just about broke becuase of all the partying, and the only one
who had money was Tico. But, he was being a stingy bitch, and wouldn't give
up any, so I had to break the window of my car to get into it. I did get my
revenge by leaving him in PC when we left, but he deserved it, and he managed
to get back, so I consider everything even. Anyways, we pack up all of our shit,
and leave without Tico, and no window on the drivers side. The sad part is, it
started raining halfway home.
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We get back into town, and I explain to my
girlfriend how the window got broken, and try to convince her that I didn't
fuck anyone while I was down there. The golden rule in the dirty south is
if its out of state, it is not cheating. I intended to live by this rule, but
my girlfriend saw it differently. I will explain that in another article
though, because that is a story in itself.
Anyways, I save up some
more money, and manage to pay off the bills, and replace my windshield.
I moved down to Griffin (just south of Riverdale) at this time, because
I had gotten kicked out of my house because of going to PC on my birthday
(long story), so I moved down to a friends house down here. I started
working at Shoneys down here on 19-41 (name of the road), and met this
girl named Keesa, who was 5'2", 85 lbs, 17, and a nice ass and set of tits.
The law in GA is that you can fuck a girl as long as they are over 16, you
can't get in trouble for it. Below 16, and you will be slapped with a
statutory rape charge, even if its consentual. Well, she looked good, and
my girlfriend wasn't around, so I am sure you know what happened next.
Yup, I sure did, and it was good.
I went to PC one more
time after that, of course with Lou, and it was a good vacation, although we
didn't have as much drama as the first time. I got my fair share of
drunkedness and pussy, and can't remember all the details of it, but remember having fun.
Well, that was my spring
this past year, please give me feedback at Flying Heel Productions
Message Board, or at my message board at Phat Forums.
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