The Mad Ravings of Ophelia
So, being Ophelia (as I am), I happen to be prone to bouts of MADNESS...<cough> excuse me, madness.  So, when these things happen, you, gentle peasant, get to read about it.  This page will be continously updated, so if you like peering into the mind of MADNESS...<ahem!> madness, keep watch.  You'll get your fill...bwahaha!
Here ye, here ye, she's finally lost it!  Complete nutjob, that's what she is!
Hmm...now how best to proceed with this "madness" of mine?  Ah yes, some ramblings and ravings...
The first raving!!  Come and be entertained by my pain and suffering!!
To escape from the madwoman, make no sudden movements, smile and nod, don't make eye contact.... and click here! Now!
Where's Rosa Parks when you need her?