Mike lives on Earth in a couch made of Spam. He is a multi-colored gummy bear who has a two-headed pet brick wall named Softy. He plays the kazoo on weekends in his vacation house in Kalamazoo next door to a petting zoo. The man shown in the picture is Mike's great-uncle's father's daughter's son's uncle's grandmother's parakeet's veternarian's husband's cousin's second cousin's third cousin's frog's owner's uncle's wife's cousin. And his name isn't really Mike.
In the words of MIke himself...
Argh! I hate filling out these stupid things! WHY DO YOU WANNA KNOW SO MUCH ABOUT ME?!?! PERSONAL BIOGRAPHY?!?! SCREW YOU!!!! MAKE UP STUFF UP ABOUT ME!! (You would have anyways, and you know it. You jerk.)
Alright, you caught me. But it was just this one, I swear! :) |
