Welcome to AM:
LAS VEGAS. This is the place where the
houseguests who have just been evicted get to come
and talk about their time in the game. Check back
shortly after each eviction to see the updates.
Today we are joined by
the fifth houseguest evicted from the house. Jeremy
was the "spice of the soup", as he put it,
and the house is sure to be quieter without him.
Thanks for being here.
When you applied for this game did you have any
strategy in mind?
JEREMY: Um...yeah, i did but i didnt. I
wanted to leave the game with a friend or 2, and i
did. I expected that there'd be some assholes in the
house, and i was right. I never looked at how i can
overcome the evilness in the house, I basically just
talked to every1, i really only started playing the
game when i was nominated. I also wanted to make 1/2
way point, which pisses me off that people wanted to
be road blocks for that.
What were your first impressions of everyone once you
started playing?
JEREMY: haha...i thought leo was the
biggest dorkchop i ever met, i really do. I was like
"yo, we need to get blah blah blah off and then
do this and this". Um...Grace was nice, Diana
was sweet, and Matt was a follower, which all 3 lived
up to expectations. I thought that Tiffany would be a
bible thumper, mostly because of her profile, but she
turned out to be really sweet. I also thought
elizabeth would be annoying, surprise surprise, she
was. Um...i thought Ian would be more laid back than
stratigic. Um...i forget every1 else left in the
house.
Leo was evicted last time and everyone thought that
you two were in >some sort of alliance...do you
think that's what lead to your
>nomination/eviction this time?
JEREMY: No way, Ian was looking for an
excuse to get me out. These people can get soooooo
hypocritical in 2.3 seconds. I think i was the only
person to notice the Ian/Matt alliance since day one,
but the house is too stupid to try and stop them
before it gets farther. And a little key to the
people that evicted me...if your going to suck up for
my jury vote, dont do it the second im voted out. I
could tell the 3 people that voted me, because they
instantly went to me and said "oh, jeremy, i
hope we can still be friends". Oh yeah, and
let's have a freakin tea party while we're at it?
That's like saying "Hey, i just blew up ur house
with your fiancee in it, do you wanna go out for some
breakfast?"
The eviction vote was very close, did you think it
was going to be that >close?
JEREMY: I knew it. It was the last
chance for anything good to happen in the house. I
was always the first person to say hello to these
people when they got on, and i was the first one to
tell them the truth. There are people in this game
that like truthful people, and there are people in
this game that like liars. I was the most honest
person in the house, and Josh was the biggest liar in
the house. Either or, ya know? I would of stayed if
Ian didnt make threats to people, and if josh didnt
make up evil lies about me. And you know, for a 3-2
vote when you know that you played the card right,
there's not much more you can ask for, is there? I
played the nomination right, and josh/ian were on the
border of cheating and playing ok.
Is there anything you would like to say to the people
still playing the game?
JEREMY: Well...number one, i hate all
you motha f**kas, lol, jk...hmmm...
EVERYONE: Here's the chopping order, and it's so
predictable too.
GRACE then DIANA, then most likely ELIZABETH, then
JOSH, then TIFFANY, final 2 are ian and matt (who
dont deserve the caps, lol). um...Ian nullifies my
vote, and matt gives a speech about loving every1 and
about peace on earth and how much he loves every1 and
wishes he could just kiss a little bit more ass...and
then nullifies some1 that he screwed over, like
tiffany or josh. Now for the seperate people...
Grace: Yeah, your going next,
because the hypocrits in this house not only said
they were going to vote us out because of an
alliance, but they went right around and made an
alliance themselves, and considering this next
challenge is another popularity contest, the alliance
has liz, josh, and tiffany rapped around their
fingers, so expect to lose that and to be nominated
with diana.
Diana: Babe! The one and only!
Diana, you stayed true to me, and i love you for it.
Im going to miss the good old days of
non-alliancedorkchopsthatwanttovoteusout, because if
those dorkchops stayed true to their words, id still
be there, and then id be able to take this one with
you to the end ;). Stay strong Diana, and if there's
anyone in the non-dorkchopalliance that can win this,
it's you!
Tiffany: Hmm...what is there to say,
haha. I loved u up until this eviction, and although
it may come off as though it's because you voted me,
it's because of something bigger. First nominations,
you were up, and i told you that no matter what
happens, you will stay in this house. I made sure
that every1 voted justin, and they did. Now come my
turn, you didnt ask anyone how to vote, and then you
voted to evict me. Was it a stupid plan to keep you
in the game in the first place? of course not. Was it
a stupid plan to try and trust someone in this game?
of course. ugh...now the 4 that arent worth my
time...
Josh: I dont even notice that your
playing this game half the time. ur the least noticed
of the bunch, just because you dont talk or do
anything. And when you do talk, your just lying
anyway. Speaking of which, to every1 else that he
told he wanted to go the finals with, well,
aparently, he was going to fit all of us into the
final 2.
Matt: Ugh, ur sucking up has gone to
a new level, lol. Last night with the "oh, screw
the jury votes, i just wanna be friends with
you". Um, congratulations matt, i wasnt even
thinking of the jury votes. But considering that was
what you were worried about anyway, Im not sure if
you deserve mine. Wait, what am i saying...no1
deserves my jury vote, they are all a bunch of
cheating bastards, lol. Oh well, i tried telling you
last night but ill say it again. STOP SUCKING UP. It
can get you far in the game, but i mean, there isnt a
point in playing a game if you cant have fun. Me, i
had fun while i was in the house. I told the truth
and look at where i am, haha. But you'll make it to
the finals, but of course, you didnt allow yourself
to have fun, you were too worried about jury votes
and you were too worried about how far you can get.
Oh well, final word to you...hmm...what shall it
be...nah, there's nothing else to say.
Ian: Ouch...this is gonna be a hard
one to talk to. So let me get this straight. I told
people the truth about your alliance and you wet your
pants. You then nominate me, something along the
lines of "Im tired of you making up
lies"...ill get back to that phrase in just a
little bit ian. Then you said something like "i
hope we can still be friends though jeremy". So
i figured "ugh, this guy just wants to see me
pissed, just be happy". So i was, and you pulled
a "what? your not mad? are you sure?" so it
was fun to play that. And then you said "Jeremy,
i wish you the best of luck in the nominations and
blah blah blah". Now, lets go back to that
phrase. "Im tired of you making up lies".
Well, lie #1, after me and elizabeth make up, you go
to elizabeth and say "Elizabeth, dont listen to
him, he's sucking up for a vote, you should just vote
him off". and then i confront you about that,
and you say "Oh, im sorry jeremy, i didnt have
my facts straight. In no way will i try and alter the
outcome of the vote". There you go, lie #2,
because you went to not 1, not 2, but 3, yes, count
it, 3 people, and said basically "If you vote
for josh, than you will be nominated". And that
is right after the huge deal you made over Leo making
a threat. You are truely the biggest hypocrit of
every1. And of course, ill say it again, there are
too many dumbass' in the house to try and stop it.
There is no chance in hell that you will win this
game. By the time you make the finals with matt, matt
will have already won in a 9-0 vote. You of all
people do not deserve to win this game..."but i
hope we can still be friends".
puuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuh-lease.
Elizabeth: What i hate about you
still being in the game, is the fact that you arent
even playing the game. Is your ultimate goal in this
game to annoy the f**k out of the person that not
only is 10 years older than you, but also has a
fiancee? You try and flirt, yes, flirt with people 10
years older than you, do you know how disgusting that
is? Ugh, my name is Jeremy, not R Kelly. I hate to
see some1 like you go the final 3 or what not, but it
always happens in a game. The alliance looks for the
biggest dumbass and drags that person along for their
vote. and guess what liz? guess who the dumbass is?
Yup, i think you guessed that right, congratulations,
you are that dumbass! Hurray for you being a dumbass!
Thank you for joining us Jeremy. You were an
interesting player.
Stay tuned for an interview with the next
houseguest evicted from the house.