Welcome to AM: LAS VEGAS. This is the place where the houseguests who have just been evicted get to come and talk about their time in the game. Check back shortly after each eviction to see the updates.

Today we are joined by the fifth houseguest evicted from the house. Jeremy was the "spice of the soup", as he put it, and the house is sure to be quieter without him. Thanks for being here.

When you applied for this game did you have any strategy in mind?
JEREMY:
Um...yeah, i did but i didnt. I wanted to leave the game with a friend or 2, and i did. I expected that there'd be some assholes in the house, and i was right. I never looked at how i can overcome the evilness in the house, I basically just talked to every1, i really only started playing the game when i was nominated. I also wanted to make 1/2 way point, which pisses me off that people wanted to be road blocks for that.

What were your first impressions of everyone once you started playing?
JEREMY:
haha...i thought leo was the biggest dorkchop i ever met, i really do. I was like "yo, we need to get blah blah blah off and then do this and this". Um...Grace was nice, Diana was sweet, and Matt was a follower, which all 3 lived up to expectations. I thought that Tiffany would be a bible thumper, mostly because of her profile, but she turned out to be really sweet. I also thought elizabeth would be annoying, surprise surprise, she was. Um...i thought Ian would be more laid back than stratigic. Um...i forget every1 else left in the house.

Leo was evicted last time and everyone thought that you two were in >some sort of alliance...do you think that's what lead to your >nomination/eviction this time?
JEREMY:
No way, Ian was looking for an excuse to get me out. These people can get soooooo hypocritical in 2.3 seconds. I think i was the only person to notice the Ian/Matt alliance since day one, but the house is too stupid to try and stop them before it gets farther. And a little key to the people that evicted me...if your going to suck up for my jury vote, dont do it the second im voted out. I could tell the 3 people that voted me, because they instantly went to me and said "oh, jeremy, i hope we can still be friends". Oh yeah, and let's have a freakin tea party while we're at it? That's like saying "Hey, i just blew up ur house with your fiancee in it, do you wanna go out for some breakfast?"

The eviction vote was very close, did you think it was going to be that >close?
JEREMY:
I knew it. It was the last chance for anything good to happen in the house. I was always the first person to say hello to these people when they got on, and i was the first one to tell them the truth. There are people in this game that like truthful people, and there are people in this game that like liars. I was the most honest person in the house, and Josh was the biggest liar in the house. Either or, ya know? I would of stayed if Ian didnt make threats to people, and if josh didnt make up evil lies about me. And you know, for a 3-2 vote when you know that you played the card right, there's not much more you can ask for, is there? I played the nomination right, and josh/ian were on the border of cheating and playing ok.

Is there anything you would like to say to the people still playing the game?
JEREMY:
Well...number one, i hate all you motha f**kas, lol, jk...hmmm...
EVERYONE: Here's the chopping order, and it's so predictable too.
GRACE then DIANA, then most likely ELIZABETH, then JOSH, then TIFFANY, final 2 are ian and matt (who dont deserve the caps, lol). um...Ian nullifies my vote, and matt gives a speech about loving every1 and about peace on earth and how much he loves every1 and wishes he could just kiss a little bit more ass...and then nullifies some1 that he screwed over, like tiffany or josh. Now for the seperate people...
Grace: Yeah, your going next, because the hypocrits in this house not only said they were going to vote us out because of an alliance, but they went right around and made an alliance themselves, and considering this next challenge is another popularity contest, the alliance has liz, josh, and tiffany rapped around their fingers, so expect to lose that and to be nominated with diana.
Diana: Babe! The one and only! Diana, you stayed true to me, and i love you for it. Im going to miss the good old days of non-alliancedorkchopsthatwanttovoteusout, because if those dorkchops stayed true to their words, id still be there, and then id be able to take this one with you to the end ;). Stay strong Diana, and if there's anyone in the non-dorkchopalliance that can win this, it's you!
Tiffany: Hmm...what is there to say, haha. I loved u up until this eviction, and although it may come off as though it's because you voted me, it's because of something bigger. First nominations, you were up, and i told you that no matter what happens, you will stay in this house. I made sure that every1 voted justin, and they did. Now come my turn, you didnt ask anyone how to vote, and then you voted to evict me. Was it a stupid plan to keep you in the game in the first place? of course not. Was it a stupid plan to try and trust someone in this game? of course. ugh...now the 4 that arent worth my time...
Josh: I dont even notice that your playing this game half the time. ur the least noticed of the bunch, just because you dont talk or do anything. And when you do talk, your just lying anyway. Speaking of which, to every1 else that he told he wanted to go the finals with, well, aparently, he was going to fit all of us into the final 2.
Matt: Ugh, ur sucking up has gone to a new level, lol. Last night with the "oh, screw the jury votes, i just wanna be friends with you". Um, congratulations matt, i wasnt even thinking of the jury votes. But considering that was what you were worried about anyway, Im not sure if you deserve mine. Wait, what am i saying...no1 deserves my jury vote, they are all a bunch of cheating bastards, lol. Oh well, i tried telling you last night but ill say it again. STOP SUCKING UP. It can get you far in the game, but i mean, there isnt a point in playing a game if you cant have fun. Me, i had fun while i was in the house. I told the truth and look at where i am, haha. But you'll make it to the finals, but of course, you didnt allow yourself to have fun, you were too worried about jury votes and you were too worried about how far you can get. Oh well, final word to you...hmm...what shall it be...nah, there's nothing else to say.
Ian: Ouch...this is gonna be a hard one to talk to. So let me get this straight. I told people the truth about your alliance and you wet your pants. You then nominate me, something along the lines of "Im tired of you making up lies"...ill get back to that phrase in just a little bit ian. Then you said something like "i hope we can still be friends though jeremy". So i figured "ugh, this guy just wants to see me pissed, just be happy". So i was, and you pulled a "what? your not mad? are you sure?" so it was fun to play that. And then you said "Jeremy, i wish you the best of luck in the nominations and blah blah blah". Now, lets go back to that phrase. "Im tired of you making up lies". Well, lie #1, after me and elizabeth make up, you go to elizabeth and say "Elizabeth, dont listen to him, he's sucking up for a vote, you should just vote him off". and then i confront you about that, and you say "Oh, im sorry jeremy, i didnt have my facts straight. In no way will i try and alter the outcome of the vote". There you go, lie #2, because you went to not 1, not 2, but 3, yes, count it, 3 people, and said basically "If you vote for josh, than you will be nominated". And that is right after the huge deal you made over Leo making a threat. You are truely the biggest hypocrit of every1. And of course, ill say it again, there are too many dumbass' in the house to try and stop it. There is no chance in hell that you will win this game. By the time you make the finals with matt, matt will have already won in a 9-0 vote. You of all people do not deserve to win this game..."but i hope we can still be friends". puuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuh-lease.
Elizabeth: What i hate about you still being in the game, is the fact that you arent even playing the game. Is your ultimate goal in this game to annoy the f**k out of the person that not only is 10 years older than you, but also has a fiancee? You try and flirt, yes, flirt with people 10 years older than you, do you know how disgusting that is? Ugh, my name is Jeremy, not R Kelly. I hate to see some1 like you go the final 3 or what not, but it always happens in a game. The alliance looks for the biggest dumbass and drags that person along for their vote. and guess what liz? guess who the dumbass is? Yup, i think you guessed that right, congratulations, you are that dumbass! Hurray for you being a dumbass!


Thank you for joining us Jeremy. You were an interesting player.
Stay tuned for an interview with the next houseguest evicted from the house.

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