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My Fave Sayings...

"Smile! for it is the key to success and hapiness."

"Live each day as if there were no tomorrow."

"Take one step at a time and things will pull through."

Funny poems...

I like your style I like your class But most of all I like your ass.

Guys are like roses, Watch out for the pricks.

Men are like public toilets, They are either engaged or full of shit!

If guys had their periods, They would compare the size of their tampons.

Mental Anxiety, Mental Breakdowns, Menstrual Cramps, Menopause,.... Did you ever notice how all our problems begin with MEN!!!

Guys are like parking spots.... The good ones are always taken... and the ones that are available, are either handicapped or are too far away!

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