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|Bored nerd: -Welcome to the Mega Bishounen theatre. We are commited to bringing you the greatest bishounen show the world has to offer.
Entrance is free for looney fangirls, preps, nerds, goths, vertically challenged, speach impaired, illiterate, triplets, math teachers, hysterical kindergarten teachers, babysitters, yaoi fangirls, yaoi boys, and anyone over ten. Tips not included.