James Bond Jokes

There are not many James Bond jokes, so when one finds one, it is interesting to read. Read one joke here now. I would be happy to add any other one, if somebody else has one. Send it to me on the following e-mail address.

James Bond Style : 
The character James Bond has a peculiar style of introducing himself by saying first "Bond", then followed by a great smile and finally "James Bond". His style is absolutely killing but he doesn't know the consequences when he meets our great south Indian guy.

When Bond meets a Hyderabad guy [Hyderabad is in Andhra Pradesh, India]

James Bond : "My name is Bond...(smiles and then says)... James Bond. And you?"

Telugu Guy : "I am Sai... Venkata Sai... Siva Venkata Sai... Laxminarayana Siva Venkata Sai.... Srinivasulu Laxminarayana Siva Venkata Sai... Rajasekhara Srinivasulu Laxminarayana Siva Venkata Sai..... Sitaramanjaneyulu Rajasekhara Srinivasulu Laxminarayana Siva Venkata Sai.... Bommiraju Sitaramanjaneyulu Rajasekhara Srinivasulu Laxminarayana Siva Venkata Sai....

James Bond faints!!!