SOMETHING TO TALK ABOUT

 

BY: Susan

 

RATING: PG-13

BETA’D: Jim and Jo.  You guys are the best!

CHARACTERS: T/Q, H, M, V, G, CM

DISCLAIMER: We all know the drill. I don’t own them. I’d love to take the credit for the concept, but someone beat me to it.  I also don’t own the lyrics to ‘Something To Talk About’, but tell that to Tessa and Robert.

SUMMARY: Santa Helena is all a buzz with rumors of a budding romance. 

AUTHOR’S NOTES:  I was listening to the radio at work one morning when ‘Something To Talk About’ by Bonnie Raitt began to play.  Within moments both my Helm and Tessa muses clamored for attention.  Here are the results of their tête-à-tête.  Also, Equus decided he needed to tell a story too. BTW, this follows the universe established in my previous two stories.

FEEDBACK:  Yes, oh, YES!  ::shakes finger at the Methos muse::

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Colonel Luis Montoya, back ramrod straight, stood on his balcony and watched the hustle and bustle that had invaded his courtyard.  His servants were busy preparing the area for a fiesta celebrating the arrival of the supply ship from Madrid.  The long hot days of summer had taken their toll on the inhabitants of the tiny pueblo.  Luis decided a party was just the thing to relieve his boredom.  Satisfied with the workers’ progress, he retired to his private quarters to dress for the evening’s celebration.

 

He walked to the armoire and debated on which uniform he would wear tonight.  It wasn’t a question of vanity, he knew without a doubt that he cut a dashing figure in each of them, but which one would be the coolest in the still sweltering heat?  After careful consideration, he determined that a regular suit was his best alternative.  A knock sounded at his door as he slipped into his jacket. 

 

“Un momento,” he barked as he strode across the hard wood floor.  The opened door revealed a pressed and polished Captain Grisham.  “My, my Capitan Grisham, the grime does come off, I see.” Montoya’s voice held a hint of mockery.

 

Ignoring the colonel’s comments, Grisham launched into his reason for disturbing Montoya’s private sanctuary.  “Colonel, should I send the patrol out this evening?”

 

Montoya counted to ten slowly under his breath then spoke.  “Has the Queen been captured without my knowledge, Grisham?” 

 

Why did I ask that?  He’s had his knickers in a twist since he got back from Monterey.  Marcus grinned. I bet his ass is still sore from the chewing that the viceroy gave him.  I’d loved to have been a fly on the wall while that was going on.

 

“I shudder to think what you find so amusing.”

 

He replaced his smile with a more solemn expression.  “I’ll tell the men to get riding, unless you need me for something else.”

 

“Fine, Grisham.  The fiesta begins promptly at seven.”

 

I’ll be on time for your little party, you overstuffed peacock.  “See you at seven, Colonel.”

 

Montoya watched his second in command depart.  Was it any wonder the Queen was still roaming the countryside?  He had argued with the viceroy for more troops and weapons, but the man had the gall to inform him that if he used the resources he had more effectively capturing the Queen wouldn’t be a challenge.  He vowed then and there the Queen’s reign of terror would end.  The gods may mock Montoya, but no mortal man had ever dared.                          

 

All of the dons and their wives had accepted his invitation to the fiesta.  The Queen’s overblown sense of justice and the absence of the dons would bring her within reach of his troops.  Some rich don had surely trod on an unfortunate peon in their service and as usual she would ride to their rescue.

 

Those matters must be rectified. Montoya’s eyes glittered devilishly. Who better than the lovely Queen of Swords?

 

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The heat of the day was just beginning to waver when Luis’ guests began to arrive.  A parade of buggies deposited passengers at the steps of Montoya's home.  In the spirit of the party, the ladies had donned their best dresses.  The heat had been so oppressive that most socials activities had been drastically curtailed and now was the chance for everyone to catch up with latest gossip.  Santa Helena was a small town and nothing was secret or sacred. 

                       

Tessa Alvarado fiddled with the fringe of her shawl as Marta pulled the carriage to a stop.  “Do you think he will be here tonight?”

 

Marta didn’t need to ask to whom Tessa was referring.  In the last few weeks, Tessa and Doctor Helm had begun to form an easy friendship, that was just starting to blossom into something more.  Each time she questioned Tessa about it, the younger woman just smiled and said they were friends.  Marta wasn’t easily fooled, besides she knew Tessa’s greatest desire was for her feelings to be returned by the handsome doctor. 

 

They cannot see what should be so obvious.  Marta answered, “Si, Tessa, how can anyone refuse an invitation from Colonel Montoya?  Now please stop shredding your shawl and go into the party.  I will be in a few minutes.”

 

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Robert Helm pulled the door closed behind him.  He had hesitated as long as humanly possible before leaving for another of Montoya’s parties.  It was sure to be another long night of listening to the man’s ramblings about the Queen.  Of course the man was obsessed, but the same could also be said for him.

 

Tessa’s presence at the party was the only reason he didn’t make some lame excuse and not attend.   He still had a hard time imagining his sudden attraction for the brown-eyed beauty.  She wasn’t the shallow -minded snob she presented to the world.  In the last few weeks, they’d had several rousing discussions about a variety of subjects, including literature and world events.  She showed him concern and caring as she tended his wounds from his run in with Grisham.  A puzzle she was and he was looking forward to putting all the pieces together.

 

He was crossing the square when he noticed Marta stepping down from the carriage.  He waited while she handed the reins to a waiting stable hand.  “Marta.  Nice to see you.” 

 

“Good evening to you, Doctor Helm.” 

 

He tried not to be obvious as looked for Tessa.  “A lovely one, indeed.  A bit warm, but the breeze helps.”

 

Marta was amused by his subtle glances around the area.  “Tessa was hoping you would be here tonight.”  If she waited for one of them to make the first moves, she might have to wait all night. 

 

Tessa is looking forward to seeing me?  He hoped she was feeling the same attraction he did, but he wasn’t sure.  “It is the place to be tonight.  May I walk with you?”

 

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“The temperature does nothing to wilt your beauty, Senorita Alvarado.”  Luis took her hand in his and softly touched it to his lips.  His ice blue gaze raked over her shapely figure.

 

Tessa shuddered inwardly.  Did Montoya think her such a dolt that she wouldn’t notice the way his eyes hungrily devoured her?  This was one of those times she hated that she had to hide behind the ridiculously naive façade of the simpering Maria Teresa Alvarado.  The air of his condescension weighed heavily in his words and actions.  She made a mental note to get even the next time the Queen came face to face with the good Colonel.

 

Tessa looked shyly up at him through thick lashes and frustration, not embarrassment, colored her cheeks.  “Colonel Montoya, your kind words flatter me.”

                       

“Beauty is truth, truth beauty,—that is all,” Montoya pressed on.

 

“I didn’t know you were a lover of English poetry, Colonel,” Doctor Helm observed as he came to stand beside Tessa and Montoya.  “Keats is truly brilliant.”

 

“While I find most of your country’s poets insufferable, Keats does capture my imagination.”

 

Helm’s lips curved upwards into a smile.  Without a doubt, Montoya was baiting him into an argument.   Robert learned a long time ago there was no point in arguing with a fool, especially a fool that controlled the town you inhabited.  He carefully chose his next words.  “To each his own.  Personally, I find the words of my countrymen, generally speaking, to be some of the finest in the world.”

 

“I have to agree with Doctor Helm.” Tessa commented with a nod.  “Lord Byron is incredibly talented.”

Montoya looked at Tessa and the doctor.   When did they get so close?  This mystery was undoubtedly worthy of further investigation.  “My padre always warned against quarreling with a beautiful woman.  Now if you will excuse me, I must also greet my other guests.  Senorita, Doctor.”

 

“You are so bad, Robert.”  Tessa playfully slapped his arm.  “I think you get some twisted pleasure arguing with Montoya.”

 

Robert grinned back.  “I find my amusement where I can.  Did I mention how lovely you look tonight, Tessa?”

 

“No, you didn’t…” Tessa began but was quickly interrupted by a small gasp from the doctor.

 

Robert put on his best shocked expression.  “Have my manners completely deserted me, Senorita?”  He took her hand in his and dropped on one knee.  “I humbly beg your forgiveness.  I would as soon crawl across yon desert before insulting your delicate beauty.”

 

Tessa’s cheeks colored brightly at his display.   The nearly full courtyard had gone silent and watchful.  Several ladies whispered behind their opened fans.  One of the dons nudged his companion and nodded in their direction.

 

“Robert, stop it. People are staring” Tessa pleaded as she tried to keep a smile planted on her face.  “I will forgive you, just please stand up.”

 

“As you wish.” Robert stood up and bowed to her in a courtly manner.  “Allow me to fetch you a drink, Tessa.  You look like you’re in need of one.”

 

“Thanks to you, Doctor.”

 

Robert laughed and strode off in pursuit of the promised refreshment.  He turned to smile, at Tessa and nearly collided with Captain Grisham.  Tonight was neither the time nor the place for a confrontation with the surly captain.  Since their fisticuffs a month ago, they had avoided each other like the plague.

 

“Doctor.”  Son of a bitch!

 

“Captain.”  Bastard!

 

The two men didn’t even attempt a conversation, just one-word greetings as they passed each other in the courtyard.  Their dislike for each other was a tangible thing.  The air around them fairly tingled with a charge of electric.  Their mutual anger, held in check, bubbled like lava under the surface of the earth.  Just like any volcano, it could only lie dormant for so long before it would erupt.

 

Tessa’s lilting laughter stirred Vera Hildalgo out of her daze.  She sipped her glass of wine as she stood among the group of donas.  Most of their conversations revolved around their children or husbands, even their latest health concerns were open to discussion.  Childless, she only had Gaspar, while she had grown to love him in her own way; he wasn’t the sort of man that inspired rousing dialogue.

 

 When had it happened?  A hint of bitterness colored her thoughts as she watched the playful flirting between Tessa and Doctor Helm.  When did I start to feel so old? 

 

Not so long ago she had been the one the young men had flocked around, vying for a smile or a look from her.  Now she was married to a man old enough to be her father.  Gaspar gave her everything she desired, but through no fault of his own, could not love her the way a husband ought to love his wife.

 

At times she felt like the bird trapped in the gilded cage.  No matter how hard she beat her wings against the bars she always remained trapped inside its beautiful bars.  The most ironic thing was it was a trap of her own design.  No one forced her to marry Gaspar; she’d come willingly to him.  He offered her stability and security, two things sadly lacking in her childhood.  As long as she was married to Gaspar she felt safe from the terrors of poverty and neglect.  The bargain cost her much, but it was worth every moment of sadness.  She could live with that.

 

A hand came to rest on her back.  Startled by the touch, she turned to see her husband’s smiling face.

 

“Are you having a good time, my petal?” 

 

Vera pushed her musings away and painted a happy smile on her lips.  She never wanted him to know about her unhappiness; he deserved better from her.  “Si.  Colonel Montoya’s fiestas are always grand.  The music is especially fine this evening.”

 

 

Gaspar chuckled.  “How true.  My foot cannot stop tapping.”

 

The music swelled and wove around the partygoers.  Its infectious rhythms coaxed even the grumpiest soul into a lighter frame of mind.  The dance floor came to life as people spun and twirled across its surface. 

 

As Robert returned from the refreshment table, he held the glasses so the dancers wouldn’t jostle their contents as he skirted the edges of the dance floor.  He felt light-hearted tonight, not irritated like he usually was at one of the colonel’s celebrations.  Of course, he didn’t usually spend the evening with a lovely senorita.  Marta had joined Tessa while Robert collected the drinks.  She sensed Tessa’s excitement and teased her about it.

 

“Calm down, child, you are going to scare him.”

 

“He’s made of stronger stuff than that, Marta.  Besides were just friends.”

 

“For now, I think, but if I know you he does not stand a chance.”

 

“One step at a time,” she informed Marta.  “Doesn’t he look handsome tonight?”

 

“I suppose so, if you like the tall handsome type.”

 

Tessa said, “With broad shoulders and golden eyes... Yes, I think he is my type.”

 

Robert’s arrival discontinued any further discussion on his attributes.  “Ladies.” Robert handed both of them a glass of wine.

 

Marta held out her hand in protest.  “Servants are not supposed to…”

 

Before she was able to finish, Robert stopped her.  “As hot as it, no one would begrudge you a little refreshment, not even Montoya.  Besides everyone is so preoccupied with having a good time, they’ll never notice.”  He took the glass out of Tessa’s hand.  “Anyway, if someone does notice, tell them you’re holding Tessa’s while she dances with me.”

 

Tessa let out a little gasp as Robert took her hand and lead her out into the crowd.  Marta nodded her approval as the couple joined the dancing.  Robert leaned over and whispered into Tessa’s ear, sending her into fits of giggles.  His deeper laughter joined hers as they shared a private joke.

 

“Maria Teresa enjoys the doctor’s company it seems,” Gaspar commented as the couple glided by.  “She needs to choose a young man and raise a family.”

 

Why must that be the only option open to women? Vera wondered.  She didn’t begrudge Tessa her freedom.  Enjoy it while you can, mi amiga.

 

“She is young, darling. There is plenty of time for all that.”

“Maybe so, but her father was my friend.  I feel obliged to look after her interests.  Doctor Helm is a nice, young man, but she would be better suited to look to one of the Dons’ sons for marriage.”

 

Vera saw the looks that passed between the couple, especially the ones they gave each other when they thought the other wasn’t paying attention.  Tessa if you love the doctor do not let anyone try to sway you.  “The music is so catchy, Gaspar.  Shall we dance?”

 

“Your wish is my command.”

 

As the music came sweeping to a conclusion, the once crowded dance floor emptied as its occupants took a respite from their activities.  Robert’s hand in the small of her back guided Tessa to a quiet corner of the courtyard.  Tessa’s fan snapped open to stir the air around her. 

 

“My it’s warm in here,” she said with a laugh.  Privately, she speculated her close proximity to Robert had more to do with the heat she felt than the temperatures. 

 

“Then we should go for a walk.  All of these bodies packed into such a small place isn’t helping matters.”

 

“Let me get Marta.”  She looked around for her friend/chaperone.

 

Robert stopped her.  “I want to walk with you, not Marta.”

 

“People will talk,” Tessa added, not really concerned with being the topic of the town’s gossip.

 

“Life in Santa Helena needs a little more excitement, I think.  I say we give them something to talk about.”  His eyes were filled with a boyish devilment.

 

“You are a wicked man, Doctor Helm,” Tessa scolded.  “That’s one of the reasons I like you, though.”

As soon as the words tumbled from her mouth, the blush began its journey across her cheeks.  “I mean…uhh…oh!”

 

The smile her response generated crinkled around Robert’s eyes.  “Your honesty is so refreshing, Tessa.   It seems a lot hotter in here now.  Shall we go?”

 

Without a word they abandoned the party unaware they were the subject of much debate among the townspeople.  Simple curiosity fueled most of the conversations.  Malevolence was the driving force guiding Captain Grisham’s interest in the couple.  He still seethed at the doctor’s resounding victory during their last altercation.

 

The breeze stirred the fringe of Tessa’s shawl as they strolled along the quiet town.  The muffled sounds of music could be heard in the tranquility of the night.  Companionable silence covered them like a welcome friend. 

 

“Is this better?” Robert was the first to speak.

 

“Is what better?” Tessa was confused.

 

“Are you cooler?” He chuckled.  “The breeze has cooled things down.”

 

Tessa lifted the shawl to cover her shoulders.  “The heat has been unbearable. This is much better.”

 

“I’ve missed seeing you in town this week.”

 

“We’ve been sticking close to the hacienda because of the heat.  Marta is afraid I’ll melt.”   Tessa’s lips formed in a tempting pout.

 

“Yes, delicate blossom that you are,” he teased.  “I wager Marta has had her hands full keeping you out of trouble, just the two of you alone at the hacienda.”

 

“Hmm, look who’s talking.  From the gossip I’ve been hearing, you could keep someone busy keeping your fanny out of the fire.”

 

“Touché! We are a pair aren’t we?”  Robert agreed.  “I was going to check on Equus.  He got a nasty scrape while we were out riding.  Care to go with me?”

 

Tessa nodded and they walked to the stables.   The horses whinnied greetings as the humans entered their home.  Robert led the way to the stall that housed his horse.  Equus tossed his head at his owner.

 

“Hey, boy.” Robert reached out to scratch the steed between his ears.  “How’s the leg?”

 

Tessa watched as long fingers gently examined the wound on the horse’s right wither.  He tenderly probed the area.  She was pleased to see he treated his horse as thoroughly and as gently as his human patients.

 

“It’s healing up nicely, Equus.” Robert pulled a couple of sugar cubes from his pocket, which Equus gobbled greedily.  “I’ll be sure to give Colonel Montoya your thanks for his sugar.”  The horse snorted at Robert’s words.  “Sugar is sugar no matter where it comes from, my friend.”

 

Tessa softly stroked the animal’s silky nose.  “He’s a beautiful animal.”

 

“Thank you.  Equus and I have been through a lot these last few years.” He continued to rub the spot between the animal’s eyes.   “He’s saved my bum on several occasions.”

 

“I’m curious about something, though, Robert.”

 

“What’s that?”

 

“Why did you name him Equus?  Rather unimaginative, isn’t it?”

Robert laughed and laughed, until his face grew red.  Tessa wondered what had struck his funny bone so hard.  She decided she liked seeing him lost in joyful abandon.  His nose scrunched and his eyes crinkled in rather appealing ways when he laughed.

 

“Did I say something funny?”

Bending over he rested his hands on his knees and took a couple of deep breaths to regain his composure.  “I’m sorry.” He wiped the moisture from his eyes.  “I just hadn’t thought about it for a long while.”  He straightened up and leaned against the stable wall.

 

Tessa held her breath.  Would he open up and share information about his past?  He was a private man but he had told her and the Queen bits and pieces of his background.  She stood quietly and waited for him to continue.

 

“Equus was the last thing Father gave me.  I remember waiting in the stable while his mother gave birth.  My brother, Nigel, and I had been out riding all day.  As we were putting up our horses the grooms told us Salome was foaling.  Tessa, I helped pull him from his mother.  The moment I saw him I knew I had to have him.  The intelligence radiated from his eyes.”  Robert pushed off the stable wall.    “Father suffered a rare fit of generosity and gave me the colt.  More in character he kept insisting I name my horse.  Father’s horses all had names rivaling the royal family.  I can still hear him ranting, ‘Name the damn horse, son.’   So I told him I’d name it Horse if he didn’t leave me alone.  His face turned five shades of red.  Of course, after I cooled down I realized how stupid ‘Horse’ sounded, so I settled with Equus.  It just seemed to fit; besides it bothered Father.  Now you have all the sordid details.”

 

 

“You and Equus have been a pair for a while then.”

 

“Equus is a smart animal.  He won’t let anyone, but me ride him.  Nigel’s bum can attest to that.”  Robert chuckled.  “When I left the army, I went home and collected my things and my horse, then I caught the next ship for America.”

 

“You’ve lived an exciting life.”

 

“Too exciting at times.” Robert swung the stall door shut.  “See you in the morning, boy.”

 

“We’d better get back to the party before people start to whisper.”

 

“Where’s your sense of adventure?” Seeing she didn’t appreciate his humor, he took her hand.  “If you insist.”

 

They almost reached Montoya’s courtyard when the music drifted out to meet them.  The sounds of laughter and the clinking of glass shattered the stillness of the night.

 

“Wait, Tessa.”

 

Tessa stopped. “Yes, Robert?”

 

“May I have this dance?”

 

She curtseyed and smiled.  “Si, senor.”

 

Alone in the moonlight, the couple danced.  Robert held her a little closer than he would’ve on the crowded dance floor.   Tessa willingly rested her head against his shoulder, inhaling the well-scrubbed scent of him.  All her dreams were coming true.

 

My, my, how things have changed since the first time I saw you, Tessa Alvarado.  Robert was amazed at his reaction to holding this woman in his arms.  I guess first impressions aren’t always correct.

 

The song came softly to an end, leaving the dancers hesitant to release each other.  He looked down at her, desire clearly shining in his golden eyes.  He was surprised to see his emotions mirrored in her eyes.  His hands cupped her face and tilted her head back.  His mouth lowered to explore her oh so tempting mouth.  Tentatively his tongue slipped between her full lips and enticed her tongue to return the gesture.  Soon their tongues darted and explored eagerly.  Robert’s arm crushed her closer and her hand on the back of his neck pulled him closer.

 

With a great deal of effort Robert broke the kiss.  He was sure if she continued the innocent plundering of his mouth, he might forget he was a gentleman and she was a young lady.  “Seems it’s gotten warm again.”

 

Tessa’s laughter rang out.  It was nice to know she could get to him.  “Maybe you ought to get yourself a cool drink, Doctor.”  She left him with his mouth hanging open.

 

Marta saw Tessa return sans Doctor Helm.  Curious, the gypsy woman made her way to her young mistress.  “Tessa, is everything alright?”  She saw that Tessa looked neither angry nor upset.  In fact, she looked like a cat that had just devoured a dish of cream.  “Where is Doctor Helm?”

 

“I suppose he’s still standing outside with his mouth hanging open.” Tessa grinned.

 

“What happened, Tessa?”

 

“Robert kissed me and I kissed him back.  Oh, there’s Vera.  I need to ask her about coming to lunch next week,” Tessa remarked as she disappeared in the sea of skirts on the dance floor.

 

Tessa, you little minx.  Marta observed a rather perplexed Doctor Helm making his way to the drink table.  I think you are in for the time of your life, Doctor.

 

Helm decided to forgo the wine for a stronger libation.  He swallowed the glass of whiskey in one gulp.

Somewhere deep in the pit of his stomach, he suspected he was getting in deeper with senorita Alvarado than he should, but he decided he didn’t care.  It wasn’t like he was seeing anyone.  Well, there was the Queen, except she flitted in and out of his life at random.  He held his glass out for a refill and it followed its predecessor. 

 

Women!

 

“Doctor Helm, may I have a word with you?” 

 

Damn! Montoya had finally spotted him.  “I don’t suppose I have a choice, do I?”

 

“Ah, I see your banter is witty as usual.”

 

Robert rubbed his forehead.  “You wanted something?”

 

Montoya cleared his throat and assumed his most benevolent posture.  “As the commandant of Santa Helena, I feel like it is my solemn duty to oversee the welfare to my constituents.   A shepherd, if you will.”

 

More like a ravenous wolf. Robert waited for the man to finish his pontification.  Where is this conversation going?

 

“I could not help but notice you and Senorita Alvarado seem quite friendly this evening.”

 

“We are friends,” he allowed.

 

“It pleases me to see our doctor making friends with the citizens of the pueblo.  You may even find a wealthy patron.”  Montoya’s smile didn’t make it to his cold eyes.  “I must remind you that Senorita Alvarado is one of our wealthiest young ladies.   While your profession is a worthy and noble pursuit, it is hardly suitable for the husband of a young dona.”

 

Robert barely contained the urge to throttle the arrogant man.  My family could buy and sell you and your little pueblo, you bastard.   Instead, he replied,  “I’m sure, Senorita Alvarado would appreciate your concern for her, Colonel. “

 

“I take my duties very seriously, I assure you, Doctor Helm.”

 

“As we all must.  Now, if you will excuse me, Colonel, I promised this dance to Senorita Alvarado.”

 

Montoya watched the doctor saunter over to where Maria Teresa stood conversing with her servant woman.  The good doctor did not take his words to heart.   In time, he would have to rein the insolent man, but now was not the time.  First, he must capture the Queen, and then he would be free to deal with the unruly help.

 

~~~THE END~~~

 

 

 

 

SOMETHING TO TALK ABOUT

BONNIE RAITT

People are talking, talking 'bout people
I hear them whisper, you won't believe it
They think we're lovers, kept under covers
I just ignore it, but they keep saying
We laugh just a little too loud
We stand just a little too close
We star just a little too long
Maybe they're seeing something we don't, darlin'

Let's give them something to talk about
Let's give them something to talk about
Let's give them something to talk about
How about love?

I feel so foolish, I never noticed
You'd act so nervous
Could you be falling for me?
It took a rumor to make me wonder
Now I'm convinced that I'm going under
Thinking 'bout you every day
Dreaming 'bout you every day
Hoping that you feel the same way
Now that we know it, let's really show it, darlin'

Let's give them something to talk about
Let's give them something to talk about
Let's give them something to talk about
How about love?

Let's give them something to talk about
A little mystery to figure out
Let's give them something to talk about
How about love, love, love?