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The International Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Dyslexic Newborn Gerbils

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How to Become a Member:

MEMBERSHIP FORM

The following form will allow you to join the society and help us get a better idea of what our members are like.  There is no monetary commitment involved, just your pledge to support dyslexic newborn gerbils.  Fill out the information and click Submit.  Or you can send us the information at:
societyforthepreventionofcrueltytodyslexicnewborngerbils@hotmail.com

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INFORMATION ABOUT APPLYING FOR POSITIONS WITHIN THE SOCIETY:

Temporary Positions:
-Special Field Investigator (writes case studies)
-Gerbil Historian (searches for episodes of gerbils in history to add to our growing timeline)
-AOL Gerbil Chat Emcee (assists with regular gerbil chat sessions)
-Gerbil Journal Columnist (writes articles for our weekly email newsletter)

There are LIMITED numbers available of the following HIGH-RANKING positions:
-Associate Vice President (has direct influence over the development of the website and the organization, and is involved with the creative process behind the Society--2 positions available)
-Associate Awareness Executive (in charge of informing others about our site, through flyers, registration with web search engines, etc.--2 positions available)
-Associate Interaction Coordinator (helps with chat sessions and contests--3 positions available)
-Assistant Subsitute Janitor (doesn't do much of anything--1 position available)

FOR MORE INFORMATION ABOUT BECOMING ANY OF THE ABOVE TEMPORARY OR HIGH-RANKING AGENTS, E-MAIL US AT THE ADDRESS BELOW:

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Member Registry:

CURRENT COMMAND HIERARCHY OF THE SOCIETY:
    Thom G. Robinson - President and Founder
    S. Livingston Hoke - Vice President and Executive Webmaster
    Matt Hasty - Associate Vice President and Chief of Siberian
         Research Operations
    Eric Balck - Chief of Asheville Division
    Austin Hoke - Assistant Substitute Janitor
    Sarah Hurd - Chief of East Tennessee Division
    Daniel Rhodes - Awareness Executive
   
OTHER MEMBERS:
    Lindsay Norris
    Laura Kathryn Gundel
    Jenna M. Volser
    Michael C. Riley
    Chaz Minter
    Matthew Clark
    Sarah
    Bill E. Bob
    Will Krause
    Joe
    Emma O' Driscoll
    Pete Bo
    T. Davis
    Travis Rogers
    Lori E. Sessoms
    Natalissa
    Donna Cooke
    Heathercorrien Sanders
    Robbie
    Beth Kruger
    Donald

        (your name could be here too if you sign up as a member!!!!)

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