THE DEATH OF BRITNEY SPEARS
A fic by: _SW_Squall
Disclaimer: I don not own BSB, N'Sync, or Brintney Spears. I do own Kyle Atradies and Squall Trocian. Pan is my friends char, and lastly, I don't own FFVII or Square. And now, on with the show!
Once again, at the Seventh Heaven...
Squall: Damn! Not again! Why can't the damn Author put anything good on T.V?
Cloud: Dunno.
Pan: **Yawns** Yeah! This is boring!
_SW_Squall: You guys want something to do?
All: YEAH!
_SW_Squall:**Puts on earmuffs and turns on the radio, which is playing Britney Spears' "Stronger"**
All: SHIT!!! TURN THE F**KING SHIT OFF!
_SW_Squall: Get the point? **Turns the radio off**
Squall: Yeah. Another b***h to kill?
_SW_Squall: You got it. I'm coming with ya this time around.
Cloud: Ok. Let's mosey.
_SW_Squall/Squall: Damn! Again! Stop saying it like a wimp! Can't you say "Move out!" or something?
Cloud: Move out!
Cloud and Co.: **Move out**
Meanwhile...
Britney Spears: Hahahahahahhahahahaha! I will rule the world with my shitty singing and slutty apperance and behavior!
_SW_Squall: **Appears** Don't get to excited b***h! And......
Britney: **Starts singing**
_SW_Squall: F**K! **Disappears**
Britney: **Cackles like a witch and takes out a "Silicone Implant Care Kit**
Back to Cloud and the others
Pan: Damn it's hot! Why is that b***h having her concert all the way out here?
Squall: Dunno. Hey, were's the author? I thought he was coming with us?
_SW_Squall: Changed my mind!
Cloud: Whatever.
Pan: Why are we walking?
Cloud: Our cycles are in the shop.
Squall: Yeah, and I did'nt have enough time to steal a couple.
Pan: Oh.
Squall: **Takes out a CD Player and plays Weird Al's "Barney's on Fire** Now this is good, high quality music.
Pan: A lot better than most I've heard.
Cloud: Damn straight!
A dark castle looms on in the distance
Cloud: F**k! Is that where the b***h is having her concert?
Squall: Shoulda asked Cid if we could take the Highwind......
Cloud: Yeah, but he had it out on He and Shera's honeymoon.
Squall: Oh yeah. That's a kick in the balls.
Pan: Uh huh. Hey, what the f**k is that? **Points to a rapidly approaching object**
Ramza: **Comes flying out of the sky and lands in front of the group** Ouch!
Squall: **Looks at Ramza** You have 5 seconds to explain your self before I kick your sorry ass across this f**kin' desert.
Ramza: Well, this woman saw me trying to have sex with her 7 year old child, and she kicked my ass really hard, and so here I am. Can I join you?
Squall: F**K NO!
Cloud: HELL NO!
Pan: F**K OFF FRUITCAKE!
Ramza: Thanks! **Ramza joins the party**
Ramza: Where are we going anyway?
Cloud: To kill Britney Spears.
Ramza: Oh.
Cloud: Lets go!
Squall: Yeah.
Pan: Uh huh
Ramza: **Is picking his ass** Ok!
They soon arrive at the castle..
Squall: Damn! This place is huge.
Cloud: How do we get in?
Pan: I dunno.
Ramza: **See's the doorbell** Oh...Pretty. **Pushes it, sending the party down a trapdoor where they are knocked out**
They awaken in cells in the dungeon
Squall: F**K! That little fruitcake had to go and push it!
Cloud: Where is he? I'm gonna kick his ass into orbit.
Pan: He is'nt here.
Squall: Good!
They hear footsteps coming down, and wait for whoever it is to come down
Britney: Hahahahahhaha. You feel for it! Feet first!
Squall: Oh yah. We get a b***h that not only makes bad jokes, but laughs at them.
Cloud: Squall, blast us outta here, will yah?
Squall: Sure. **Points a finger at the door** Sarlengandala. **Nothing happens** WHAT THE F**K WRONG?????????
***Authors Note: That move is a attack used by Veggito in DBGT: Final Bout**
Britney: Hahahahahahha. After viewing the mistakes out the BSB and N'Sync, I put in countermeasures to your Dragoon powers! You can't transform!
Squall: I don't need 'em to kill a b***h like you!
Britney: I'll leave you alone now! Hahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahaha!
Cloud: They never took away our weapons.
Squall: Oh, yeah. **Slices the door off his cell while cloud does the same, and then they get Pan out**
Pan: I am so going to kick her ass!
Squall: Save some for me.
Cloud: And me!
Squall: LETS GO!
They run up the stairs, and come out in the auditorium
Britney: Huh? How did you get out?
Squall: Dumb b***h! You never took our weapons away!
Britney: oh, I thought I forgot something.
Cloud: Prepare to die b***h!
Britney: I don't think so! **Snaps her finger and the BSB and N'Sync appear**
Squall: F**K! I thought we killed them!
Britney: Now, you prepare to die! Hahahahahahahaha
Cloud: I don't think so b***h! **Makes a call on his PHS and the rest of AVALANCHE appears**
Cid: You mother f**kers better get ready to die!
After a particularly gory battle, only Nick Carter, Justin Timberlake, and Britney remain
Squall: I got blondie again.
Cloud: I got that fag from N'Sync
Pan: That leaves me with the silicone b***h!
Squall: Now to do what I was going to do in the dungeon! **Points a finger at Nick**
Nick: Oh, my god! You're pointing your finger at me.
Squall: **Smirks** Fool. Sarlengandala **Ki blast blows through Nick's d**k, again**
Nick: AH F**K!
Squall: Stupid d**k! **Ultimate Breaks Nick, killing him**
Cloud: **Omni-Slashes Justin**
Pan: Die b***h! **Punches Britney**
Britney: **Punch hits her in her breasts, and there is a loud crack**
Pan: OUCH! Thats f**kin rock!
Squall: Now we know she's the silicone queen!
Britney: **Falls to the ground, dead**
All: HUH?
Squall: **Take out a medical tricorder and scans her** She died of that puch, and silicone poisoning.
Cloud: Who cares?
Back at the Hideout
Squall: **Is playing Gundam Battle Master with Cloud, and kicking his ass**
Cloud: Dammit!
Pan: **Steps down from a ladder** I'm done!
Squall: Nice job Pan!
Cloud: Yep! **The BSB, N'Sync, and Britney's head are encased in crystal, so once again, all cans see their grusome fate.**
Author's Notes: Done with that one. I'd just like to thank my sis for giving me the idea of having Britney die of silicone poisoning. Please review this, and my other fics. If you wish to post any of my fics on your website, please e-mail me with the site and your e-mail and I'll send you a copy. Just remeber, I don't own Square or any of the suck ass bands in this fic, I do own Squall Trocian, and Pan is my friends char. Note that this Pan has no realatiuon to the one in DBZ/DBGT. Well, until next time