Tickle me East takes the three pointer and scores. This normally occurs on a regular basis. East down lets rip with a triumphant roar of laughter. Everyone then asks him to show his nipples off, but he declines. East is a boy at heart.

East's clothes are, too be honest, in need of some patch-work. He has holes in quite revealing places, which is embarrasing for all. He has one on the groin that shows his pink Dorothy Perkins Womens Underwear. He has another rip on his backside.