| SwamiBob |
| Blessings of Aha! |
| Ask any question, and a carefully considered answer shall be yours within twenty-four hours. Most questions posed to SwamiBob concern things like love, ethics, relationships, but anything goes. |
| Life's mistakes are the best teacher, and from our errors understanding, insight and wisdom are born, if we pay attention to the lessons, which ain't always the case, is it? sixty years of bungling have endowed SwamiBob generously for his folly, so spare yourself and ask someone who has already stumbled over that rock, like your grandparents if you're lucky enough to still have them with you, or me, SwamiBob, if you just need someone to bounce the ball with. I'll be here for you. |
| "SwamiBob" is simply a name adopted by an American born in Vienna, Austria with a desire to share the lessons he's learned. |
| Some of us are slow to catch on, but after that we're steel traps, right? |
| QUESTION from SwamiBob |
| Should I kill myself? The most beautiful woman on Earth, and the love of my life to whom I have been devoted for 25 years dumped me without ceremony. |
| You're already dead, so killing yourself would be redundant. 25 years? High time you moved on, buddy! |
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| Esc = End Music |
| ANSWER He gave himself |
| The more punishment I take, the smarter I get. Thanks for the education, Baby! |
| "If you're gonna be dumb; you gotta be tough." |
| Be sure to include the words Dear SwamiBob in the Subject line. |