The Chilean Ambassador

The Chilean Ambassador, real name Andrew Bland, is currently serving his country on a mission to Malaysia. 

Well respected throughout the world due to his fiery temper the Chilean is thought to have been behind the recent tensions between India and Pakistan.

Chiles hobbies include drinking smoking and eating, and at this point he would like to pay tribute to Whitley Bays dirty Pizza 2000, suppliers of the dirtiest rankest kebabs in the North East.

Chile first realised his birthright whilst on holiday in Magaluf.  There, like with all the Ambassadors, his work towards his nation was exemplary.  He drank, he smoked and was responsible for at least 5 people being comatosed by the Guardia Civil.  What a great Ambassador.