August 2002:
MOBY
   Well, as much as I'm going to hate to say this, Eminem was right. Moby has definitely earned his place among the poo found here in the SLAM Awards.
    First off, I am not accusing Moby of being a fake, but what kind of music artist only performs one or two big concerts in their music career? And how many videos have you seen by Moby? Personally, I haven't seen any, and I watch the television constantly.
    Secondly, the guy's music is not that good. I see another M.C. Hammer story here. I would rather listen to the Chipmunks sing Christmas all year long than listen to any of Moby's music for more than two seconds. Eminem was right when he said that Moby needs to let go. He needs to let go of the singing dream and go do something else, because he is definitely not made for the music industry.
    If you're trying to decide between Britney Spears and Moby cds, I'd go with Britney Spears. That's the review I have for today, for the month of August 2002, MOBY GOT SLAMMED!
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