KEVIN: Wassup wassup? Yo my name is Kevin and I want to introduce y'all to a very special girl except I can't read her name because I haven't trimmed my eyebrows for a while. So baby whats your name?

NICK: Whhaaaaa? I don't understand the question

BRIAN: you don't have to answer the question Nick

Nick: Whaaa? Oh yeah, I'm Nick I'll spell it N....I.....K

HOWIE: C Nick.

NICK: Opps N......I......K......C

RACHAEL: Ahh my name is Rachael...Rachael Eid

AJ: Rachael...what a sexy name

HOWIE KEVIN NICK BRIAN: Shut up AJ

NICK: So Rachael where do you resign?

RACHAEL: I haven't yet

NICK *laughing* she doesn't live anywhere! *more laughing*

*blank look from Rachael*

BRIAN: Reside....We've told you before Nick

NICK: who said anything about residing? You go so off track sometimes Brian

RACHAEL: I live in Australia...Sydney the land of all things good and pretty!

AJ: Sydney hey...what a sexy city

HOWIE KEVIN BRIAN NICK: Shut up AJ

AJ: So what are you doing tonight? You wanna go get some?

RACHAEL: Get some...as tempting as that sounds I have singing lessons this afternoon and ballroom dancing tonight

AJ: But do you still love me sweetheart?

RACHAEL: Of course I do AJ! I love how sporadic you are

AJ: Like this? *gets down and humps the floor then stands back up*

RACHAEL: *swooning and speechless* oh yeah...

NICK: Don't you love me I don't understand!

RACHAEL:Of course I do Nick but you belong to my mate Allison .

NICK: Oh Ally Wally...dibby dibby dibby dibby

RACHAEL: ...yes

HOWIE: So what is your boyfriends name?

RACHAEL : *batters eyelids and smiles* I don't have a boyfriend

BRIAN AND KEVIN: Hook in D

HOWIE: Wanna get a tall vanilla latte`?

RACHAEL: My favourite! How about some passionfruit jelly aswell?

HOWIE: Latte` and jelly also aswell. No lonesomeness for us tonight

NICK: I don't get it

BRIAN: It's simple little bro

KEVIN: yeah...Brian...is ...my....cousin

AJ: I'm going to buy a hat thankyou and goodnight

BRIAN: You wanna go play some bball guys?

*ambulance siren is heard*

NICK: You hear that, its the ambuuuulance coming to take you guys away after I beat you

BRIAN: yeah Nick we know, you tell us every weekend

KEVIN: No diggity


                                       
                                           
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