KEVIN: Wassup wassup? Yo my name is Kevin and I want to introduce y'all to a very special girl except I can't read her name because I haven't trimmed my eyebrows for a while. So baby whats your name? NICK: Whhaaaaa? I don't understand the question BRIAN: you don't have to answer the question Nick Nick: Whaaa? Oh yeah, I'm Nick I'll spell it N....I.....K HOWIE: C Nick. NICK: Opps N......I......K......C RACHAEL: Ahh my name is Rachael...Rachael Eid AJ: Rachael...what a sexy name HOWIE KEVIN NICK BRIAN: Shut up AJ NICK: So Rachael where do you resign? RACHAEL: I haven't yet NICK *laughing* she doesn't live anywhere! *more laughing* *blank look from Rachael* BRIAN: Reside....We've told you before Nick NICK: who said anything about residing? You go so off track sometimes Brian RACHAEL: I live in Australia...Sydney the land of all things good and pretty! AJ: Sydney hey...what a sexy city HOWIE KEVIN BRIAN NICK: Shut up AJ AJ: So what are you doing tonight? You wanna go get some? RACHAEL: Get some...as tempting as that sounds I have singing lessons this afternoon and ballroom dancing tonight AJ: But do you still love me sweetheart? RACHAEL: Of course I do AJ! I love how sporadic you are AJ: Like this? *gets down and humps the floor then stands back up* RACHAEL: *swooning and speechless* oh yeah... NICK: Don't you love me I don't understand! RACHAEL:Of course I do Nick but you belong to my mate Allison . NICK: Oh Ally Wally...dibby dibby dibby dibby RACHAEL: ...yes HOWIE: So what is your boyfriends name? RACHAEL : *batters eyelids and smiles* I don't have a boyfriend BRIAN AND KEVIN: Hook in D HOWIE: Wanna get a tall vanilla latte`? RACHAEL: My favourite! How about some passionfruit jelly aswell? HOWIE: Latte` and jelly also aswell. No lonesomeness for us tonight NICK: I don't get it BRIAN: It's simple little bro KEVIN: yeah...Brian...is ...my....cousin AJ: I'm going to buy a hat thankyou and goodnight BRIAN: You wanna go play some bball guys? *ambulance siren is heard* NICK: You hear that, its the ambuuuulance coming to take you guys away after I beat you BRIAN: yeah Nick we know, you tell us every weekend KEVIN: No diggity Now For the Facts |