My Dad sang this song when he was little. He taught it to me when I was little, and I wanted to share it with you. Miss Lulu's Steamboat Miss Lulu had a steamboat The steamboat had a bell When Lulu went to heaven The steamboat went to Hell-o operator dial me #9 and if you disconnect me I'll kick you right behind - The yellow curtain there was a piece of glass When Lulu sat upon it She broke her little Ass-k me no more questions Tell me no more lies The boys are in the washrooms Doing up their flies - Are in the city Bees are in the park - The boys and girls are having fun Necking in the dark, dark park.
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		This was in my mother's newsletter from work. (she is in catering) I thought it was so funny. I wanted to share it with you. Please join me in remembering a great icon. The Pillsbury Doughboy passed away from complications resulting from repeated pokes to the belly. The gravesite was piled high with flours. Long time friend, Aunt Jemima, delivered the eulogy in which she described Doughboy as a man who never knew how much he was kneaded. Doughboy rose quickly in show business, but later his life was filled with turnovers. He was not considered to be a very smart cookie, and he wasted much dough on half-baked schemes. Despite being a little flaky at times, even as a crusty old man, he was considered to be a roll model for millions. Doughboy was buried in a lightly greased coffin. Dozens of celebrities turned out to pay their respects, including Mrs. Butterworth, The California Raisins, Betty Crocker & Captain Crunch. Doughboy is survived by his wife, Play Dough; two children, John Dough & Jane Dough; plus one more, which is still in the oven. He is also survived by his father, Pop Tart. The funeral services were held at about 350 for twenty minutes. Here is something i learned when I lived in Campbell River B.C. When Fisherman     Translation Meet "Hiyamac"               'Hi Mac' "Lobuddy"               'Hello Buddy' "Binearlong?"           'Been here long?' "Coplours"              'Couple of hours' "Cetchanenny?"       'Catching any?' "Goddafew"            'Got a few' "Kindarthay?"          'Kind are they?' "Friginrilse"             'Friggin Rilse' "Ennysizetoom?"      'Any size to them?' "Cuplapowns"          'Couple of pounds' "Hittinhard?"            'Hitting hard?'(biting alot) "Sordalike"              'Sorta like' (sort of) "Wahchoozin?"        'What are you using?' "Bluoochies"            'Blue Oochies' "Fishanonaboddum?" 'Fishing on the bottom?' "Rydonaboddum"     'Right on the bottom' "Whatchadrinkin?"    'What are you drinking?' "Cuplablooze"          'Couple of (Labatts)Blues' "Igoddago"              'I got to go' "Tubad"                  'Too bad' "Seeyaroun"            'See you around' "Yeahtakideezy"       'Yeah take it easy' "Guluk."                 'Good luck.'