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HOW DO YOU TELL SOMEONE ABOUT YOURSELF...AND KNOW THAT
THE PICTURE IS WHAT OTHERS SEE IN YOU...I SET HERE AND WONDER . I CAN ONLY TELL YOU THE WAY I SEE IT."A FEW FACTS".  I AM 5'6...I BOUNCE BETWEEN 128 AND AND 132 LBS... I WAS BORN A BLONDE..A GOOD EXCUSE FOR EVERYTHING ...I AM THE BLONDE THEY WRITE THE JOKES ABOUT...SOMEONE ONCE TOLD ME TO CALL EMS... I ASK FOR THE PHONE NUMBER...TRUE STORY !!

I TOLD YOU..AS FOR MY AGE...WELL, IT'S ONLY A NUMBER...I DON'T MIND TELLING PEOPLE HOW OLD I AM..MOST ARE SURPRISED..IF I WAS GONNA LIE ABOUT IT..I MIGHT TELL YA I'M 39...BUT I'M THINKING THAT'S PUSHING IT !! IT WOULD BE HARD TO EXPLAIN HOW I HAVE A DAUGHTER THAT IS 31 ..DUH !

I LIKE TO THINK THAT I HAVE A GOOD SENSE OF HUMOR..AFTER BEING MARRIED SO MANY TIMES..THAT'S ABOUT ALL  I 'VE GOT LEFT ! *LOL* SOME SAY I HAVE A BIG HEART...DOES THIS MEAN  I'M GOING TO LIVE LONG ENOUGH TO GET EVEN WITH MY KIDS ?

I COLLECT "TEDDY BEARS..AND I LOVE CANDLES.. I KNOW A LITTLE ABOUT MOST SPORTS...AND DON'T MIND IF A GUY WANTS TO WATCH THEM ON THE TV..AS LONG AS WE HAVE "2" REMOTES !! I ENJOY ANYTHING THAT HAS TO DO WITH WATER..SWIMMING.... BOATING ....FISHING ....SHOWERS...BATHES ..AND  STORMY SUMMER NIGHTS... *LOL*

I'M A GREAT COOK...JUST ASK MY KIDS..AS IT'S BEEN SO LONG ..I'M HOPEING THEY CAN BACK  ME UP ON THIS...I CAN MAKE A CHOCOLATE  PEACAN PIE TO DIE FOR..( MUST BE A SOUTHERN THING )  I LOVE PIZZA...COLD OR HOT ..AMARETTO IS TO DIE FOR..THE COWBOYS CAN HAVE THE BEER..  I LOVE TO READ..A LITTLE BIT OF EVERYTHING...HISTORY TRUNS ME ON !! *LOL* 

OMG ..IT'S BEGAINNING TO SOUND LIKE A WANT AD !!

THINGS ABOUT ME THAT WOULD TEND TO PISS YA OFF..

I SMOKE..BAD HABBIT..HAVEN'T FOUND ANYTHING TO REPLACE IT..IF YOU ASK ME WHAT I THINK..I'LL TELL YOU THE TRUTH..SO BE CAREDFUL. I HAVE SMALL FEET.THEY FIT WELL IN MY MOUTH !

IF YOU PUT ME IN A ROOM FULL OF PEOPLE , I'M READY TO GO HOME...UNLESS I KNOW THEM..I DON'T DO WELL IN LARGE GROUPS UNLESS I HAVE A SAFTY NET  ( SOMEONE TO HOLD ON TO )

IF YOU'RE  A NEAT FREAK...WELL..TRUTH IS ..I'D RATHER BE OUTSIDE DOING YARD WORK THEN CLEANING HOUSE..NOT TO SAY THAT I'M A SLOB..BECAUSE I'M NOT..I JUST LIKE TO SMELL THE ROSES...( HOPEING THE DOG NEXT DOOR STAYS IN HIS YARD )

I AM VERY INDEPENDANT...HATE ASKING ANYONE TO DO ANYTHING FOR ME..THAT COMES FROM RAISING 3 KIDS AND HAVING TO DO IT ALL..SOME MIGHT CALL IT  BY ANOTHER NAME...  SUCH AS HARD HEADED....( WE WON'T GO THERE ) I LIKE TO THINK OF IT AS ABLE TO TAKE CARE OF MYSELF..

WELL, I'M RUNNING OUT OF BAD THINGS TO SAY ABOUT MYSELF..BUT ONCE YA GET TO KNOW ME..I'M SURE YA CAN HELP ME OUT !!! *LOL*

OHHHHHHHH ONE LAST THING..I'M AN ALFUL FLIRT..I LOVE MEN..
IT JUST COMES NATURAL FOR A BLONDE I GUESS..BUT TRUTH IS I'M HARMLESS..AND WOULD PUT ON  MY TENNIS SHOES AND RUN LIKE HELL IF  I  GOT IN OVER MY HEAD...( SEEMS I'VE BEEN "TRIPPPPPPPED " A FEW TIMES !! ) *LOL*


UPON THINKING ABOUT WHAT  I WOULD SAY ON THIS PAGE...IT SEEMS THAT IT ALL CAME SO EASY..I'VE OFTEN THOUGHT I'D LIKE TO BE A WRITTER...SO OFTEN PEOPLE ASK .." IF YOU HAD IT TO DO ALL OVER AGAIN...WOULD YOU " .... I CAN ONLY ANSWER FOR MYSELF....THERE IS NO GOING BACK...I CAN ONLY PRAY  THAT TOMORROW IS ALL I HOPE FOR ... AND IF NOT..THAT I LEARN ANOTHER LESSON IN LIFE...ONE WORTH REMEMBERING... ~ pam ~

THE TRUTH..THE WHOLE
TRUTH AND NOTHING BUT
            THE TRUTH
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