YOU KNOW YOU'RE A CRAZED MESSED UP LUNATIC IF... <BGSOUND src="//knumh.omzig.net/K/19oclocknews.mid" LOOP="INFINITE"> 1. Your main hobby is scareing the crap out of strangers by staring at them psychoticlly 2. Whenever it gets too quiet you love breaking the sielence by laughing, farting, or accusing someone of sexual harrasment 3. Your fav pass time is collecting the snot from perfect strangers 4. You give weapons (like chainsaws and guns) names and treat them like they're your best friend 5. You air guitar to classical music (air guitar means when you pretend 2 play an electric guitar) 6. You thank people when they call you a screwed up freak who they never want to see again 7. Whenever someone says the word blood you smile at them and start laughing like you know something they don't 8. When you're in a computer lab you start typing franticly then pause and grin evily at the person next to you. 9. Whenever you hear sirens you duck under anything avalible and scream 'THEY FOUND ME!!!' 10. You like singing at the top of your lungs baby songs so everyone can join in at 2:00 in the morning 11.Do you ask people if they hate it when they get peepee on their hands. 12.If someone asks you the question in number 11 you would answer of "course not, i just like it off my hands." and u would mean it. 13.When you smile at little children they start crying. 14.You talk to inatamite objects and they only talk back when your family/friends aren't there. 15.Your definition of love invovles the words blood and gore. 16.You're just reading this 2 get more ideas of what to do in your free time. DOOO YOU WANNA GO HOME LITTLE CHILD?! EHEHHEHEHEHEHEH!