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DonutTacos FAQ



So what the heck is a donuttaco, anyhow?

A donuttaco is a taco with a donut on it. Simple

You mean you eat a taco, with the meat and everything, but put a donut on it?

Yep.

So how in blazes do you put one of these together?

Take your taco shell. If it is a large taco shell, simply break a donut at one place so it forms a sausage shape, and lay it on the bottom of the shell, before assembling the taco as normal. If your taco shell is smaller, you may need to break off pieces of donut, and place them in the bottom.

So do they taste good?

Sure do. Great for Dinner or lunch, or breakfast for that matter. A single donuttaco is great for a snack.

How did you think up an idea this cool?

I dunno, it just came to me.

I just tried a donuttaco and it's great! This is a million dollar idea! Can I sell them?

No. The right to sell donuttacos is copyright me, 2001. I'm taking out a patent soon.

Well since it's a million dollar idea, are you at least going to sell them.

Of course. As soon as I have the money, I'll be starting "Donuttaco!", the fast food chain that will quickly become multinational, selling donuts, tacos, and donuttacos of all varieties.

Do you pronounce the name of the popular mexican food? Is it "tako" or "tahko"?

The name of the popular Mexican food is pronounced "tahko". "taco" or any other pronounciation is wrong.

How many donuttacos must a man eat before he can be considered a man?

Six.

Are you down with Entropy?

Check it.

Are you going to the formal?

No, I am not going to the formal. I have better things to do, like play videogames.

What is the meaning of life?

67. Anyone who says 42 is wrong

Why?

Because.

What is the theory of relativity?

E=MC Hawking