Minimizing is not so much a skill, but an artform. Ever been sat at your desk at work or at home, casually browsing some hardcore pornography or (like myself) enjoying the pleasures of miniclip.com at work. When suddenly like a swooping eagle of vigilance in comes a parent/guardian or horror of ultimate horrors.... Your boss! That's right! Your hand moves swiftly (god forbid you have a laptop!) grabbing the mouse you aim for the minimize option (never the close button - THAT'S FOR  WIMPS) your back becomes a sheild against the greedy eyes of the predator behind you. In the blink of an eye the evidence in safely tucked away on the start bar and you swing round on your adjustable office chair and say, quietly, indifferently and calmly  "just...checking my emails" slowly turning back to the screen with an innocent look of passive resistance. This, my friends is the art of minimizing, I've already practised it 3 times while writing this! I'm at work! That's right! I'm getting payed to do this ---- I'M A PROFESSIONAL MINIMIZER! So now I have taught you the value of the _ use it wiseley my children and may you never fall into the clutches of Lord Pop-Up The Great the arch nemesis of Minimizers everywhere. Foiling our plans with his pop-up windows of mindless empty promises : 'You have won $100' or 'Free dirty filthy porn' or 'Play blackjack online' - NO I SAY!!! NO!! I don't want to play blackjack online or offline you fools and shoving a low quality picture in my face isn't going to make me want to! OOOOhh look it's flashing and saying win win win so fucking what - do I look like a complete nob end? Sorry, I got excited. I am in fact just an ordinary minimizer try to live my life............TO THE MAX! Yeah! Ain't no stopping us now we're on the move...wooohooo