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| Swiss Tony and the vendors are a crack team of government operatives in search of one thing: Truth and Honour Aside from this they make music. I could tell you more about their day jobs but then I would have to kill you. Killing everyone who reads this is the kind of paperwork I can do without. Don't go chasing waterfalls, just stick to the rivers and the lakes that your used to. |
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| Swiss Tony and his vendors began life as bois y maneg haearn, don't ask me why, I just don't know. This name couldn't hold them long, they were restless and tired of the same old routine: <Wakeup¬eat¬briefing¬gundownmiscillaniouspassersby> It was only a matter of time before they felt they were over egging the custard. Then, like a large 'Pioneer' sticker on the back of a ford fiesta, they totally changed their image. They became : Magaldi Fankle The trauma of this event caused me to lose all memory of that period, but I'm told it was more horrible than even the quality of the name suggests. Memory prevails around the time of the next change: MWSCH Same rampant tomfoolery, different day. But they couldn't live like filth encrusted sphincters for much longer. Soon their young-whipper-snapper/limp-dicked-layabout of a guitarist came up with what could have been called the most inspired name in the history of time, if only he hadn't blagged it from the fast show 'I swear I didn't know' Swiss Tony and the Vendors We grew tired of their mocking. Always nay-saying and cutting us down with their words like jagged knives. We rationalised, prioritised and simplified our music. Then we did the same with the name. So a new dawn in rocked up fat ass funk was born, and you will know that its name is: The Vendors |
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| Hey! Are you the type of person who enjoys working for a record company? Do you like music, especially good music? If so, get in touch with myself, and I'll steer you in the right direction son. |
| Anthony Hammond, H 2.3.2 Lupton Flats, Alma Road, Headingly, Leeds, LS6 2PG Email: hambonator@hotmail.com and telephone 07967 476 578 |