The Language Centre, kindly created by Huff in December 2006, contains Books and Pamphlets written in the various languages found on the Disc. They are available to all members of the club to assist in the pursuit of linguistical excellence. The written materials are not to be removed from the clubhouse firstly because they are to be available for all members and, more importantly, because if you remove them from the club it is classed as unlicensed theft and you will get heavied by the thieves guild. Here are a series of handy alias's for use with learning languages written by Huff
alias tma1 speak Agatean;take pillow book from Language Lab;open pillow book to page 1;read pillow book;open pillow book to page 2;read pillow book;open pillow book to page 3;read pillow book;close pillow book;put pillow book in Language Lab;speak Morporkian;score;skills ot.la
alias tma2 speak Agatean;take Fung Shooey book from Language Lab;open Fung Shooey book to page 1;read Fung Shooey book;open Fung Shooey book to page 2;read Fung Shooey book;open Fung Shooey book to page 3;read Fung Shooey book;open Fung Shooey book to page 4;read Fung Shooey book;open Fung Shooey book to page 5;read Fung Shooey book;open Fung Shooey book to page 6;read Fung Shooey book;open Fung Shooey book to page 7;read Fung Shooey book;open Fung Shooey book to page 8;read Fung Shooey book;close Fung Shooey book;put Fung Shooey book in Language Lab;speak Morporkian;score;skills ot.la
alias tma3 speak Agatean;take book of cat haikus from Language Lab;open book of cat haikus to page 1;read book of cat haikus;open book of cat haikus to page 2;read book of cat haikus;open book of cat haikus to page 3;read book of cat haikus;open book of cat haikus to page 4;read book of cat haikus;open book of cat haikus to page 5;read book of cat haikus;close book of cat haikus;speak Morporkian;put book of cat haikus in Language Lab;score;skills ot.la
alias tma4 take dark yellow book from Language Lab;speak Agatean;open dark yellow book to page 1;read dark yellow book;open dark yellow book to page 2;read dark yellow book;open dark yellow book to page 3;read dark yellow book;open dark yellow book to page 4;read dark yellow book;open dark yellow book to page 5;read dark yellow book;open dark yellow book to page 6;read dark yellow book;open dark yellow book to page 7;read dark yellow book;open dark yellow book to page 8;read dark yellow book;open dark yellow book to page 9;read dark yellow book;open dark yellow book to page 10;read dark yellow book;open dark yellow book to page 11;read dark yellow book;open dark yellow book to page 12;read dark yellow book;open dark yellow book to page 13;read dark yellow book;open dark yellow book to page 14;read dark yellow book;open dark yellow book to page 15;read dark yellow book;open dark yellow book to page 16;read dark yellow book;close dark yellow book;speak Morporkian;put dark yellow book in Language Lab;score;skills ot.la
alias tma5 take playwright handbooks from Language Lab;speak Agatean;read playwright handbooks;open Agatean handbook to page 1;read Agatean handbook;open Agatean handbook to page 2;read Agatean handbook;open Agatean handbook to page 3;read Agatean handbook;open Agatean handbook to page 4;read Agatean handbook;open Agatean handbook to page 5;read Agatean handbook;open Agatean handbook to page 6;read Agatean handbook;open Agatean handbook to page 7;read Agatean handbook;open Agatean handbook to page 8;read Agatean handbook;close handbooks;speak Morporkian;put playwright handbooks in Language Lab;score;skills ot.la
alias tma6 take slab from Language Lab;speak Agatean;open slab to page 1;read slab;open slab to page 2;read slab;open slab to page 3;read slab;open slab to page 4;read slab;open slab to page 5;read slab;open slab to page 6;read slab;open slab to page 7;read slab;open slab to page 8;read slab;open slab to page 9;read slab;open slab to page 10;score;read slab;open slab to page 11;read slab;open slab to page 12;read slab;open slab to page 13;read slab;open slab to page 14;read slab;open slab to page 15;read slab;open slab to page 16;read slab;open slab to page 17;read slab;open slab to page 18;read slab;open slab to page 19;read slab;open slab to page 20;score;read slab;open slab to page 21;read slab;open slab to page 22;read slab;open slab to page 23;read slab;open slab to page 24;read slab;open slab to page 25;read slab;open slab to page 26;read slab;open slab to page 27;read slab;open slab to page 28;read slab;open slab to page 29;read slab;open slab to page 30;score;read slab;open slab to page 31;read slab;open slab to page 32;read slab;open slab to page 33;read slab;open slab to page 34;read slab;open slab to page 35;read slab;close slab;put slab in Language Lab;speak Morporkian;score;skills ot.la
alias tma7 take catalogues from Language Lab;speak Agatean;read catalogues;open Agatean catalogue to page 1;read Agatean catalogue;open Agatean catalogue to page 2;read Agatean catalogue;open Agatean catalogue to page 3;read Agatean catalogue;open Agatean catalogue to page 4;read Agatean catalogue;open Agatean catalogue to page 5;read Agatean catalogue;open Agatean catalogue to page 6;read Agatean catalogue;open Agatean catalogue to page 7;read Agatean catalogue;open Agatean catalogue to page 8;read Agatean catalogue;open Agatean catalogue to page 9;read Agatean catalogue;open Agatean catalogue to page 10;read Agatean catalogue;open Agatean catalogue to page 11;read Agatean catalogue;open Agatean catalogue to page 12;read Agatean catalogue;open Agatean catalogue to page 13;read Agatean catalogue;open Agatean catalogue to page 14;read Agatean catalogue;open Agatean catalogue to page 15;read Agatean catalogue;open Agatean catalogue to page 16;read Agatean catalogue;open Agatean catalogue to page 17;read Agatean catalogue;close catalogues;put catalogues in Language Lab;speak Morporkian;score;skills ot.la
alias tme1 speak Ephebian;take tomato red book from Language Lab;open red book to page 1;read red book;open red book to page 2;read red book;open red book to page 3;read red book;open red book to page 4;read red book;open red book to page 5;read red book;open red book to page 6;read red book;open red book to page 7;read red book;open red book to page 8;read red book;open red book to page 9;read red book;open red book to page 10;read red book;open red book to page 11;read red book;open red book to page 12;read red book;open red book to page 13;read red book;open red book to page 14;read red book;open red book to page 15;read red book;open red book to page 16;read red book;open red book to page 17;read red book;open red book to page 18;read red book;open red book to page 19;read red book;open red book to page 20;read red book;close red book;speak Morporkian;put red book in Language Lab;score;skills ot.la
alias tmd1 take black book from Language Lab;speak Djelian;open black book to page 1;read black book;open black book to page 2;read black book;open black book to page 3;read black book;open black book to page 4;read black book;open black book to page 5;read black book;open black book to page 6;read black book;open black book to page 7;read black book;open black book to page 8;read black book;open black book to page 9;read black book;open black book to page 10;read black book;open black book to page 11;read black book;open black book to page 12;read black book;close black book;speak Morporkian;put black book in Language Lab;score;skills ot.la
alias tmd2 take playwright handbooks from Language Lab;speak Djelian;read playwright handbooks;open Djelian handbook to page 1;read Djelian handbook;open Djelian handbook to page 2;read Djelian handbook;open Djelian handbook to page 3;read Djelian handbook;open Djelian handbook to page 4;read Djelian handbook;open Djelian handbook to page 5;read Djelian handbook;open Djelian handbook to page 6;read Djelian handbook;open Djelian handbook to page 7;read Djelian handbook;open Djelian handbook to page 8;read Djelian handbook;close handbooks;put playwright handbooks in Language Lab;speak Morporkian;score;skills ot.la
alias tmd3 take catalogues from Language Lab;speak Djelian;read catalogues;open Djelian catalogue to page 1;read Djelian catalogue;open Djelian catalogue to page 2;read Djelian catalogue;open Djelian catalogue to page 3;read Djelian catalogue;open Djelian catalogue to page 4;read Djelian catalogue;open Djelian catalogue to page 5;read Djelian catalogue;open Djelian catalogue to page 6;read Djelian catalogue;open Djelian catalogue to page 7;read Djelian catalogue;open Djelian catalogue to page 8;read Djelian catalogue;open Djelian catalogue to page 9;read Djelian catalogue;open Djelian catalogue to page 10;read Djelian catalogue;open Djelian catalogue to page 11;read Djelian catalogue;open Djelian catalogue to page 12;read Djelian catalogue;open Djelian catalogue to page 13;read Djelian catalogue;open Djelian catalogue to page 14;read Djelian catalogue;open Djelian catalogue to page 15;read Djelian catalogue;open Djelian catalogue to page 16;read Djelian catalogue;open Djelian catalogue to page 17;read Djelian catalogue;close catalogues;put catalogues in Language Lab;speak Morporkian;score;skills ot.la
