Hey, bub...

Do you remember that hippy oddball from high school?
Ever wonder what he'd be like when he grew up?

um... dude!

Doesn't look like much changed, does it?


Greetings! Thanks for stopping at my Home Page. Are you aware that this is comparable to rooting through my closet?

(...but don't let that make you uncomfortable...)


I stumbled upon this definition and laughed my ass off. There are days where I like to think that it applies to me.

Acronym Definition
BASTARD Being Accomplished at Selfish Tasks And Rotten Deeds ;-D



I must dispel this vicious rumor!

Contrary to popular belief, I did NOT guest star in the movie "Shrek" as M'sieur Hood.
Any resemblance between me and the lecherous man on screen is COMPLETELY coincidental.
I have many crafted alibis and paid witnesses to attest to the fact that I was not involved in the filming of "Shrek."


NOT a picture of me
Honest!



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