Ezer became Lord of the Universe by defeating the Evil Space Boggies, but now he just travels around with some dinky-doodle chicky-head.
Ezer sometimes stays in shit-hole hotels, like this one in London.
But sometimes he stays in COOL rooms, like the Queen's room at the New Inn in Gloucester. He's very weird that way.
On Ezer's first trip, he went to Europe!!
When he was there, he visited a famous statue!
Valter The Vogelmander or something silly like that.
Ezer is the little one at the bottom.
Upward, Ezer!!