Written during the second round of the 2004 Stanley Cup Playoffs By: Leigh Davis Peter: *Skates out onto the ice, spinning around and checking people* Here I'm standing in the night My hockey stick the only light Alone against my darkest fears But I sense my team is near I'll draw from each the power I need The EVIL TEAM WE WILL DEFEAT! *Dives into the goalie, while at the same time tossing the puck into the net. .... Innocent look.* Give me the strength to carry on With all our love we can't go wrong! Only together we'll face the game! Nothing can stand against our might! *Sets up the murder-for-hire on Patrick Marleau, JUST IN CASE... * Give me the strength to carry on Svatos, Blake, Kariya: (Carry onnnn!) With all our love, we can't go wrong! Only together we face the game! Svatos, Blake, Kariya: (Face the fi-iiight!) Nothing can stand against our might! *... Gets thrown into the penalty box. Kills the camera!* With all our strength, the battles won! *Dives over the box and back out onto the ice, pulling out his machete* With all our love, we can't go wrong! *Starts hacking the Sharks to death!* We have the strength to carry ONNNN.... ... AVS WIN BY DEFAULT! *Takes a bow*