The World cup final!!
A man had two tickets for the World Cup final. As he sits down, another man comes over and asks if anyone is sitting in the seat next to him. "No," he says. "The seat is empty."

"This is incredible!" said the man. "Who in their right mind would have a seat like this for the World Cup Final, the biggest sporting event in the world and not use it.

He says, "Well, actually, the seat belongs to me. My wife was supposed to come with me but she passed away.

This is the first World Cup Final we haven't been together since we got married." "Oh ... I'm sorry to hear that. That's terrible. But couldn't you find someone a friend or relative, or even a neighbor to take the seat?"

The man shakes his head. "No they're all at the funeral."
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