Jokes03

Golfing all day long

There’s a fellow who is an avid golfer. Actually he’s a golf fanatic. Every Saturday morning he gets up very

early and golfs all day long. Well this one Saturday morning, he gets up early, dresses quietly, gets his clubs

out of the closet, and goes out to his car to drive to the course.

It is raining. It’s a torrential downpour. There is snow mixed with the rain and the wind is blowing 50 mph. He

comes back into the house and turns the TV to the weather channel. From there he finds it’s going to be bad

weather all day long. So he puts his clubs back into the closet, quietly undresses and slips back into bed where

he cuddles up to his wife’s back, and whispers, "The weather out there is terrible." To which she replies, "Can

you believe my stupid husband is out golfing.