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Kaun Banega Santaji

Santa Singh is the aggressive participant on Kaun Banega Crorepati

Amitabh     : Santaji, 5 sawal ka jawab diye to Rs. 10,000 jeetiye. 15 jawab par 1 crore! Aapke paas teen lifeline hain. Ek hazaar rupee ke liye aapka Pehla Sawaal : Who is India's Prime Minister?

                     A : Vajpayee
                     B : Advani
                     C : Zail Singh
                     D : Amrish Puri?

                     Santa Singh : Vajpayee.
                     Amitabh     : Sure?
                     Santa Singh : Yes, sure.
                     Amitabh     : Confident?
                     Santa Singh : Yes.
                     Amitabh     : Absolutely sure?
                     Santa Singh : Yes Amitji.
                     Amitabh     : Lock kar dein?
                     Santa Singh : Yes.

                     Amitabh     : Sahee jawab! Aap ek hazaar rupee jeet gaye hain!

                     Santa Singh : Oye! Saale, ullu mat banaa! Paanch jawab diye hain puray dus hazaar nikaal!