Jokes15

Sardarji

Why did 18 sardarjis go to a movie? Because below 18 was not allowed.

How do you measure a Sardar's intelligence? Stick a tire pressure gauge in his ear

What do you do when a Sardar throws a pin at you? Run like crazy.... (He’s got a hand grenade in his mouth.)

How do you make a Sardar laugh on Saturday? Tell him a joke on Wednesday.

What do you see when you look into a Sardar's eyes? The back of his head.

What do you call a sardar who drinks only beer? Just-beer Singh ('T' silent!).

What do you call a sardar who has only one drink? Just-one Singh.

Why does Sardar always smile during lightning storms? They think their picture is being taken.

How can you tell when Sardar sends you a fax? It has a stamp on it.

Why can't Sardar dial 911? They can not find the eleven on the phone

How do you get Sardar on the roof? Tell him the drinks are on the house.

"Oh, look at the dead bird." Sardar looked skyward and said "Where, Where?

Batman, superman, clever surd and a dumb surd sitting around a square table..... there is a 100 dollar bill in the centre ....who get the bill....... the dumb surd. The rest are fictitious !