Nick Jackson is in the CIA
   Grizzly Adams beard, smug look on your face.
Vegan punk rocker, you seem out of place.
So fucking scene, and DIY for life,
But I know you're 35 with kids and a wife!

I found out today, and now I got to say:
Nick Jackson is in the CIA!
The mohawk's a toupee, he loves arbor day
Nick Jackson is in the CIA!

I know you've got my number
I know I've got a file
I know you'll try to stop me
When I get hostile
But I won't surrender to your dreaded mohawk
I will speak my fucking mind,
and punch you in the cock!

The punks you led astray, much to my dismay
Nick Jackson is in the CIA!
After Tim McVeigh, you'll be in his way!
Nick Jackson is in the CIA!

On a one-horse open sleigh, he has come to betray
Nick Jackson is in the CIA!
And if you disobey, he'll make you a fillet
Nick Jackson is in the CIA!