We all have our heartaches,
and know the pain when it breaks.
But here you are, taking it too far...
She dumped you in 3rd grade.
You're now 27. I think it's too late.
In middle school you seemed so cool,
not dancing to the bad music.
But now it's you who's playing the fool,
when you've never seen a tit.
Emo kid, quit your crying,
It's over now, there's no use trying.
Emo kid, just give up,
she already knows how much you suck.
High school comes around
you're writing poetry and feeling down.
Life is so unfair! Oh, woe is me!
I cut my wrists with a Gilette Mach 3!
Argyle sweaters and butterfly kisses,
and every letter to that sweet young missus.
Oh, I forgot to tell you she forgot you exist.
Do the emo thing. Just get pissed*.
Emo kid, dry your tears,
You're being faced with your greatest fears.
Emo kid, too bad it sucks,
and why the fuck are your wrists so cut?
*(as in the British slang for drunk.)
