On A Hair Dryer from Sears:
Do Not Use While Sleeping

On A Bar Of Dove Soap:
Directions- Use Like Regular Soap

On Swann Frozen Foods:
Serving Suggestion- Defrost Before Eating





On A Shower Cap:
Fits One Head

On The BOTTOM of a Tesco Tiramisu Dessert:
Warning! Do Not Turn Upside Down!

On M&S Bread and Butter Pudding:
Warning! May Be Hot After Heating!





On A Rowenta Iron:
Do Not Iron Clothes On Body

On Infant's Cough Medicine:
Warning! Do Not Drive Car Immediately After Consuming!

On Nytol Sleeping Pills:
Warning! May Cause Drowiness!





On Christmas Lights:
For Indoor and Outdoor use ONLY!

On A Superman Costume:
The Wearing of this Garment does not enable one to fly

On a bottle of ALL laundry detergent:
Remove clothing before distributing in washing machine.





On an American Airlines Packet Of Nuts:
Directions-Open Packet, Eat Nuts