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| DOWNLOAD MP3s: Tune that name (Barack Obama, Bigfoot, and twelve other celebs who wouldn't play with you when you were a kid) invasive neurons Yeshua Hamashia and the bacon twist |
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| Updated 12/08/08: Just in time for the End Times mix CD you've been putting together to leave on Brian Gysin's dresser (or his grave, depending upon whether or not he's still alive), it's some new sound collages from the type of jitbag that makes you wonder why your parents even bothered. |
| This week's special: Your new greeting! The answering machine / voicemail message you always wanted to make... not funny (uploaded 12/08/08) |
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