~::Disclaimer::~

This is my first role-play in UCW. Still getting back in the swing of things. Oh, this is a disclaimer. Want this layout? Take it, can I do anything about it?

~::End of Disclaimer::~

People Used:

People Mentioned:

Match Results:

Achievements:

Next Match:

The fans are all seated in the soldout arena, as a dark match finally ends. They cheer as the hometown wrestler has won. J.R. and the King are shown sitting as the dark matches are over.

((Jim "Good Ol' J.R." Ross))King, and here we are! Sold-out here in Las Vegas. We've got a great show coming, with many surprises!

((Jerry "The King" Lawler))J.R., I can't wait for us to get started at the top of the hour! We'll be going live! From Sin City!

As the King finishes and J.R. is about to speak, drumbeats hit the PA system. "DEADMAN WALKIN!" You're Gonna Pay hits the PA as the Undertaker rides out on his Titan motorcycle to a huge ovation. He rides down the ramp and around the ring, where he climbs the steps. As this happens:

((Jim Ross))King, I...I didn't know the Undertaker was scheduled to be here! What is he doing here?

((Jerry Lawler))I have no idea, J.R.! All that matters is that he is here, and he has a microphone!

The Undertaker holds his mic as the ovation continues. A "Taker" chant hits, and he walks to the edge and raises his hands to a huge pop. He does this at all four sides of the ring, before waiting on the ovation to end.

(("The American Badass" The Undertaker))Damn, that's what I call an ovation! You know something, coming back to the business always has its highs! And you know, I will tell you the number two high tht coming back creates! The number two thing is knowing that everyone in the back is on notice, because Big Daddy Deadman is here to raise some serious hell, and anyone who's not with me will be the recipient of that hell raising. Another good thing from coming back is knowing that I'm the Big Dog, and I run this yard! And if any of those cats in the back trespass on private property, the dog will bite that ass! And if you try me, I'll make you famous. And, if you don't understand what I mean, when I make you famous, I make wrestling the last thing on your mind. When you become famous, you gotta worry about when you can eat solid foods again, and not when your next match is. But, I didn't just come out here to make promises to the guys, I came out here to prove other points. One point is, I join wrestling companies, not just to beat people's asses, but to take what's rightfully mine. Like that World championship. It seems to me like there ain't too many people back there who want it, and are man enough to come to the American Badass and beat him for it. Now, I know Vince and Eric and the others have something planned for it, but let me set you straight on something. That title or any is mine. And what you should know is, what I don't get, I take. And what isn't handed to me, I beat it out of ya! So, I'm letting each and every one of you know that whoever may become champ, whether it's Rock, Booker, Shawn, Brock, Steve, it doesn't matter. I'll bring some pain and suffering like no one else can, and break bones and lay these soupbones on whomever. Booker, I'd like to wish you good luck, son, but if I win, luck won't even help you out. Cause I'll teach you what I taught Hart, Foley, Hogan, and all the rest. Stay the hell out of my yard.

The Undertaker drops the microphone and climbs from the ring to a huge ovation. He hops on his bike and starts up the ramp.

((Jim Ross))King, Undertaker out here to warn the rest of the UCW superstars. And what a warning it was.

((Jerry Lawler))Yep, and he's gonna take out anyone who opposes him, too!

The Undertaker makes it backstage and alomst runs over Michael Cole. He stares at him, angrily.

((Michael "Almost Bad as Coach" Cole))Undertaker, sorry about that. I need an interview.

((The Undertaker))Cole, what...are you thinking? I almost ran over you, son. Next time I will! Now, you come and ask a question, about what? Have you asked yet?

((Michael Cole))Not yet. But, what do you think on the battle royal announced?

((The Undertaker))Cole, I just said all that, and you ask me this. You know what I'll say. I'ma go in, beat everyone black and blue, blah blah blah, go on to beat the crap out of Booker T, and become the World Champion! You know the routine. But the thing you don't know is how it'll happen. You'll see a Deadman you haven't seen before. I'll bring what I've never brought, and bones will be broken, blood will be poured, and tears will be shed. All that will happen to my opponents, and if I have to bleed, sweat, suffer, it'll be part of the job. After the dust clears, and judgment day is over, over one survivor will stand. That mean will be your truly, the Phenom, the Badass, the Undertaker!

((Michael Cole))Great. Now, if there was anyone in the company you think you could depend on if you needed help, or someone to go after, who would they be?

((The Undertaker))Don't EVER, talk to the coach again! Now, depend on someone? Are you really that dumb? I don't depend on nothing and no one except for these fists and that ref making the count. I don't need friends, I don't want any either. Like the saying goes, I'm loved by few, hated by many, and I will be respected by all. And that's because I'll go through the best, and become the best. The only reason anyone would want to team with me is to be at the top. From Austin to Rock to Goldberg to Booker T. If someone wants to back me, sure. I don't give a damn. If someone doesn't like me, so what! No one ever has. Like the great FDR said. Some people will hate me, and I welcome their hatred. If they have a problem, they know where to come. My lockerroom has my name on it. There is only one Undertaker, so you'd know my room from all the rest. Cole, I got places to be, son.

The Undertaker starts his motorcycle, and rides past Michael Cole as the feed returns to regular programming.

 
 
Made Famous