Replays of the superstars are shown cutting promos. Then the scene cuts to J.R. and The King.

((Jim "Good 'Ol J.R." Ross))King, we've seen some very confident superstars here tonight! From Stone Cold Steve Austin to John Cena to anyone else who has been out here!

((Jerry "The King" Lawler))Yeah, and this match is becoming bigger and bigger as we get closer to the match! We're not far away! What's this?

Footage from earlier the night before airs. The Undertaker is shown walking around in the dark with a light.

(("Big Evil" The Undertaker))Well, as you can tell, I ain't in the ring. I'm in the place I made famous, a place where I've...put a lot of superstars, and a lot of careers. I'm...out here in my own personal graveyard! If you could see, you'd notice names like Hogan, Austin, Piper, Snuka, Hart, Michaels, and so forth written on some of these tombstones. See, what that symbolizes is all the guys I've beaten the hell out of, all of the guys whose careers never will be the same. It symbolizes the destruction that no one but the deadman can cause! I've put legends in their place, and as much as I respect what they have done, I had to do what I had to do. But, as far as the guys in this battle royal are concerned. Ya'll ain't legends. You're...not even superstars, as they call it. But, I'll do what everyone wants me to do, and that's lay you all to rest out here with the rest of them!

The Undertaker walks around thinking for a little while, before speaking again.

((The Undertaker))Well, I'll start with John Cena! Yeah, the little Eminem thinks he can rap but he ain't crap John Cena. John, you'd have a better chance of winning on American Idol than you would of beateing me at Anarchy! You can sing and dance all you want, but the only thing you'll be doing in that ring is dancin your punk ass from my yard, son. I ain't in the mood for a concert, I'm in the modd for kicking someone's ass all over that arena. Cena, you'll be the first one.

((The Undertaker))Then, who else is in this match? Then you got someone like Chris Jericho. The self-proclaimed King of the World. Boy, you don't ever mock the Undertaker like you did earlier. Doing that gets you an ass kicking. The only thing you'll be king of is king of getting his ass-whipped by the Undertaker. And I'm sick of that little punk already. Another guy I wanted to mention was...THE ROCK! Rock, you come out into my yard, talk out of your ass forever, bore the hell out of me, and piss me off at the same time! I'll make sure you don't even come close to winning this match, but you got the advantage, I admit it. Not too many guys in this match will be able to top you Rock. Yeah, you can talk the best of us to death. A raging brahma bull with a microphone is a dangerous combination, and Rock, I fear that. I also fear the way you raise your eyebrow, so I'm gonna make sure I stomp it off you damn face, boy. Great One, that's what you call yourself, huh? Well, guess what, I've taken out the true greats, so you'll be just another statistic. You know that mountain all these guys are climbing? Yeah, I made that mountain by piling bodies udner it, and Rock, you'll be the very next one, making that mountain taller. So, you don't tell me to bring it, cause you know I will. I don't think you can bring it, and if you try, I'll hurt you, and when I finish, your tongue will be lapping your brain.

((Jim Ross))Undertaker out there in that graveyard seems focused, as he has pointed out many open graves and many closed ones. Who will be in the next one?

((The Undertaker))Then we got that big pile of wasted skin, Big Pile of Crap Show. Show, I made you what you are today, which I am ashamed to say, cause you're just a waste of God-given five hundred pounds of nothing. You may be one big cat, but I'm the big dog, and if you don't know how the story goes, the dog always dominates the cat, and this will be no different. I've got an extra large grave with your name on it. Enough on that big nothing. We got guys like Brock Lesnar, who calls himself the next big thing. Brock, you'll always be the next big thing, I admit it. That's because you'll never become THE big thing. That's because you'll never climb that mountain I'm creating. As soon as you get close to the top, I'll throw you off, like I did Mick Foley off the cell. You can bring the pain all you want. Hell, everyone I've ever wrestled brought the pain, and you ain't no different. You're just like the rest of them. You'll be gone in a couple years, and no one will give a damn. That's because I'll send you off with a beating like one you've never gotten before. Now, onto the guy with the initials. Rob whatever. Son, I know you are gettin popular in this industry, but popularity has never won someone a match. You've got to have the drive to finish it off. You ain't got what it takes to win a big match like this one. You can jump around all you want, kicking and crap, but it won't happen after I break off your legs and shove em down your throat. Ask Shawn Michaels about what I do to high flyers. I ground them. I break em in half.

((Jerry Lawler))J.R., he's ready to hurt someone! I think I have a new favorite in this match!

((Jim Ross))Yep, King, he is ready. But the Undertaker will always be ready! He's always ready to whip someone's ass in that ring or out of it!

((The Undertaker))Before I leave, I got one more guy, one more grave, and one more problem. That man...Stone Cold Steve Austin! Steve, we go back a ways. And the fact that you are still here amazes me. After all the hell, after all the suffering, after all the blood and pain and hatred we've had and been through, you still do this. Now I respect your heart in this, true. But, I...I think you must not have the brain capacity of an average man! You know what I bring, and yet you still want to be in this match. You know it's only a matter of time until I end you like I've ended the rest. You know that there is always someone standing in the shadows backstage, waiting, and ready to attack. Yet you show up. You know sooner or later that someone will hit you up, and it'll be all over. But you...show...up. Steve, soon, you'll understand that. When you're at the hospital again, eating Jello, sucking food through a straw, you'll realize that I'm not blowing smoke up your ass, I'm speaking the truth. So, Steve, before I leave, I want you to see your grave, and remember what I told you. This is for your own good. All the other guys, the same thing to you. You got two choices. Don't cross the Undertaker and live a good life. Or try me, and rest in peace.

The camera fades, and cuts to the arena, back to the current time. The Undertaker is shown entering on his Titan motorcycle.

((Jerry Lawler))J.R., he's here! That footage from last night may have offended some guys, but he doesn't care! He's here!

((Jim Ross))King, he's an icon, legend, and cornerstone. He fears nothing, and he's been hurt before, and probably doesn't care who likes him, who doesn't.

The Undertaker stops at his lockerroom. He walks in, and right into Michael Cole.

((The Undertaker))DAMMIT. YOU SON OF A-WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING?! I SHOULD WHIP YOUR ASS!

(("The Pain" Michael Cole))Undertaker, I'm sorry. But I was sent here! Stone Cold told me to bring you this!

Cole shows Undertaker a big box lying on the floor, wrapped like a gift.

((Jim Ross))Stone Cold with a gift for the Undertaker! It's not his birthday or anything.

((Michael Cole))He says he wants to bury the hatchet, and this is a showing of no hard feelings!

((The Undertaker))Is that right? That doesn't sound like Austin. Austin's a guy you don't trust. Cole, open that box.

((Michael Cole))But, what-

((The Undertaker))You want to stalk me and stay in my business, open that damn box, before I lay these soupbones on you.

Cole walks over, and unraps the box. The he pulls the top off slowly, and tosses it away. He then removes the bubble wrap from inside, and then plastic snakes fly from the box.

((Michael Cole))Whoa! Just plastic snakes! Here's a note though. Says that was a joke. Real present is under this layer of bubble wrap.

Cole digs further.

((Michael Cole))AHHHHHHHHH! It bit me!

((The Undertaker))What the hell?

Taker looks in the box, and sees about a dozen rattlesnakes crawling around. He grabs the top and throws it back on. Then he rushes from the room.

((Jim Ross))Austin sent rattlesnakes, which have bitten Michael Cole!

((Jerry Lawler))he deserved it most likely. Shouldn't have been so nosy. What will Taker do?

Taker is shown busting into Austin's lockerroom. Austin jumps up, and smiles at Taker.

(("Stone Cold" Steve Austin))Like my gift? Hey, don't do that!

((The Undertaker))Yeah, I'll wait before I wbeat the crap out of you! Think you're smart? Well, I think you better check on Michael Cole, because I know you Austin. I knew something was up, so Michael Cole opened it, and he may be messed up right now!

((Steve Austin))Ah, well. He was a pain in the ass! Hey, just trying to get you focused, and get your mind back where it should be.

((The Undertaker))Bull(BEEP), and you know it. Just wait Steve. I got a present for you.

Taker walks from the room and back to his lockerrom, where EMT's are removing Michael Cole, who is in shock now. Taker walks by and sees Kane sitting there.

((The Undertaker))Bro, how's it goin?

(("Big Red Machine" Kane))It's cool. Cole may not be back for some time though. Austin did us a favor. Ready for your match?

((The Undertaker))Yeah, cause I got about eleven guys I want to beat the hell out of. Booker T, I haven't said much about him, but, I got to beat his ass after this match! We may be fellow Houston boys, but that's where the similarities end. I'm the man, and he'll be my b*tch! I know that, because there ain't no one else that will face him, Kane. Not Rock, Austin, Angle, Lesnar, no one else. They all will try me, and I will make them famous. Deadman Inc. is open for business, and we're about to make some people suffer in this company! Remember, they have to be with us, or against us. Nowhere in between. These men in this match, they are against me, and I'll show them why they call me the American Badass. Kane, I'm going to the hotel for a while, I'll be back here some time soon. Seeya, bro.

The Undertaker walks out, and climbs on his motorcycle. He leaves the arena and rides to the hotel. **OOC**May have a second part finished if I can finish**