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Replays of the past Anarchy replay. Kurt Angle is shown winning the twelve man battle royal with the help of Val Venis. The Coach is shown standing by the Undertaker's lockerrom as the cameras cut to ringside with the King and Jim Ross.

((Jim "J.R." Ross))King, we had one hell of a night at Anarchy! We know Booker T will be taking on Kurt Angle for the world championship! We know someone will be going for the IC title in a Triple Threat match at Unforgiven also! Those three will be decided next week on Anarchy!

((Jerry "The King" Lawler))J.R., things are picking up here! Just think, we could haveUndertaker, Hulk Hogan, and Brock Lesnar in the same match! Two legends and one that very well will be!

((Jim Ross))True King, and Coach is waiting to get a word with the Undertaker...And I think it's time!

Coach is shown standing as the Undertaker walks from his lockerroom and stands by the Coach.

(("The Deadman" The Undertaker))Oh, hell, what did I do wrong?

((Jonathan "The Annoying Coach" Coachman))Undertaker, we have a scheduled interview. Michael Cole would have done it, but you know what happened there. So, right off the bat, what do you think about the battle royal.

((The Undertaker))Listen son, I'll work with you on this. I think the wrong man won that match. Kurt Angle could never beat me one on one, and he damn well knows it. He woulda got his ass beat if Val Venis would have stayed in the back where he belongs. But all I got to say is, if Kurt wins against Booker, I'll be the first one to the plate, and the last, cause there won't be much left after I finish. He eliminated me, fine, that's cool. I'll eliminate him from all competition when I get the chance.

((The Coach))Okay, now, going into Anarchy, what do you think about Rob Van Dam, Hulk Hogan, and the other competitors in the IC title hunt?

((The Undertaker))I'll get to my first opponent last. I'll start with the legend, the icon, the immortal one, the other real American, Hulk...Hogan! Hulk, brother, I gotta say I respect all you've done for this business, all you've done to make it the best. But, respect won't stop me from beating the hell out of you if I get the chance. It's the survival of the fittest, and if you didn't know, Hogan, you ain't in your prime no more. Hell, I beat you when you were in your prime, so that doesn't make a difference. But, that's enough on Hogan. He's got to get past Jericho first. But, I ain't got time to talk about these possible opponents. I gotta talk first about...ROB...VAN...DAM! RVD, the electrifying. The educated feet. Rob, like I said, you may be quick and like jumping around the ring, but you can't do all that with broken legs, boy. On the ground, you're just like the others. You're prey. And I'm the hunter. The hunter never loses. After I get him to the mat, I'll finish the job off.

((The Coach))Well, next, after what happened between you and Austin, and Michael Cole, I guess, where do you and Austin stand?

((The Undertaker))Me and Austin stand where we have always stood. I don't like him, he doesn't like me, ad we both like that. Steve was being Steve, and I will be the Undertaker, and I'll whip his ass before it is over with. We've battled before, and will again. Coach, I'm outta here.

The Undertaker walks over to his motorcycle, hops on, and cranks it up. He rides out into the daylight and to his hotel....Later, as he arrives, he and Kane are shown watching TV.

(("The Freak" Kane))Bro,you should have won that battle royal! You should be going on to beat Booker T for that championship! And I should have had a chance! I need a match!

((The Undertaker))Kane, we'll get you a match, next week at Anarchy, And as far as the battle royal, I'll still get my shot at the gold. It's only a matter of time. But, I got to take out Rob Van Dam first, then two others losers, whoever that may be! And hey, when I win, I'll give you first shot. I know Rob Van Dam'll become the next victim of Deadman Inc. Kane, I'm going downstairs to shoot some pool.

Taker walks downstairs, to the bar/poolroom. At the bar, he sees none other than Stone Cold Steve Austin. He walks over.

(("The Rattlesnake" Steve Austin))Undertaker, same hotel as Stone Cold Steve Austin! Nice job getting beat by Kurt Angle!

((The Undertaker))You didn't seem to win that match, either, son. Val Venis beat the hell out of you, and you lost too. But things are about to change. After I take out RVD and whoever the hell else, after I win that IC championship, I'll beat Angle, Booker, hell, I'll beat whoever has that world title. My name's the Undertaker. I always get what I want. May not get it when I first want it, but I do get it. That title, it'll be mine by the next PPV if McMahon works right. And you know that, son. I'm shooting some pool.

The Undertaker walks over to the pool table and grabs a cue. He racks as another man walks over.

(("Undertaker Fan" Jim))Hey, Undertaker! You know, you are one of my favorites! I hope you whip RVD's ass and then become champ! Play a round?

((The Undertaker))Why not. I tell ya, you are a smart man. Go with the obvious winner, not the dude with a problem with pointing to himself. He knows his initials. Fine. That's great. His feet may be educated, but that kid ain't. If he stopped trying to be a showoff, maybe he'd make it somewhere. He's gotta realize that it ain't about who is most exciting, it's about who can beat the hell out of who. It's about who has the talent, not to fly, but to put the other man down and out. He's gotta understand, I'm the man with all that. He depends on trying to get everyone on their feet. I'm about knocking people off. If you can't remember, I'm the Undertaker. I like hurting people. Back in the day, I'd have those fans crying when I came out. They feared what I brought. We're getting back to that mode, son. Eight ball, corner pocket! Game, you lose, that's one beer you owe me.

((Jim))Well, I'll do that, if you promise to take RVD to the ground, and make him cry!

((The Undertaker))Boy, I'll do to that kid what I have done to all the rest. I'm gonna beat him up a bit, teach him what it's like playing with the big boys. He thinks doing all that (BEEP) in ECW was something. The pain I bring will make Rob Van Dam scream like a little school girl. That's cause I'm the baddest dog in the yard, and ECW was nothing compared to me. Like Denzel said, King Kong ain't got (BEEP) on me. I'm the man around here, and I'll show that to RVD by making him my bitch at Anarchy. He ain't gonna be acting cool, but he sure as hell will be laid back, right in his hospital bed! And he'll be chilling out with all those icebags he needs, after I clean my boots off on his ass.

The Undertaker wins another game and then decided to quit and have his beers. He sits by Austin, and stares at him.

((Stone Cold))What?

((The Undertaker))What?

((Stone Cold))That's what I said! I said what! And then you said what! You come over here, and stare down Stone Cold, so I ask you what!

((The Undertaker))Wanna do something about it, boy? Like put a snake in my lockerroom. Or attack me at the arena? Waiting on my beer.

Taker gets both beers and drinks then as Austin just sits. Jim comes back with a friend.

(("Fan #2" Bill))Hey, Undertaker and Stone Cold! Can we get an autograph? Thanks! Taker, what are you gonna do to beat Rob...Van...Dam?!

((The Undertaker))Steve, here that crap? What will I...Listen, boy, I ain't gotta do nothing different. All I gotta do is show up to the damn arena, and after Rob gets in the ring, all I gotta do is beat his ass! I show up, he shows up, the rest takes car of itself! Rob is just like the rest, and I'll take him out like I have done them. I'll make him suffer. I'll bring pain like no one else. I'll be taking him to every street and avenue in hell, and dammit, I may leave him there! That's all I feel like saying about that punk Rob Van Dam. Steve, I'm going back to the arena. Any surprises?

((Stone Cold))Wouldn't be a surprise if I told ya, would it? What? Nope, it wouldn't.

The Undertaker leaves and makes Jim pay for the beers. He goes out and sees three guys at his motorcycle.

((The Undertaker))What in the hell are you doing to my bike?

(("Bike Botherer" Frank))Who do you think you are? Better go back inside and wait till we finish.

The Undertaker starts laying right hands on Frank until his two friends join in. Luckily, someone comes out of the bar.

((Stone Cold))Hmm, bar's right here, why not make it a brawl! Wouldn't be bar room brawl, but what the hell!

Austin steps in and takes out one of the guys as Undertaker slams one through the bar window. Austin takes one and throws him into the street. They both throw the third guy into a nearby truck as the bar owner says he's calling the police.

((The Undertaker))I owe you one, boy.

((Stone Cold))We'll worry bout that later. We gotta get the hell outta here.

Undertaker hops on his motorcycle and speeds away as Stone Cold hops in his truck and follows him to the arena.
**OOC**To Be Continued....

 
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