chris k
HTAN ENAS POU EPAIRNE FOUDA ENAS ALLOS POUEPEINE COCA KAI ENAS TRITOS POU HTOIPAGE ENESEIS.XAFNIKA ERXETAI KATAPANO TOUS LEEI O 2 THA PARO FORA KAI THA TO SPASO,LEEI 0 3 THA PERASEI ANAMESA MAS KAI LEEI KAI O PROTOS DEN TO XANASIJITAME<XA!!!!!!!</XA!!!!!!!
Tina
Q/ what did the blondes right knee say to her left knee when she was getting buried? A/ at long last we meet Q/ why did the blonde have tyre marks on her back? A/ from dragging herself across the road when the sign changed to dont walk
Peter M
ONE DAY A GIRL WALKS INTO A DOCTORS OFFICE AND SAYS TO THE DOCTOR SHE WANTS HER PHYSICAL DONE SO THE DOCTOR SAYS ,O.K TAKE OFF ALL OF YOUR CLOTHES.WHEN SHE DOES, SHE HAS A BIG "Y" ON HER CHEST,THE DOCTOR SAYS WHY DO YOU HAVE A BIG "Y" ON YOUR CHEST,THE GIRL SAYS "MY BOYFRIEND GOES TO YALE HE LOVES HIS SCHOOL SO MUCH HE KEEPS HIS SWEATER ON WHILE WE HAVE SEX. THE DOCTOR SAYS O.K AND FORGETS ABOUT IT AFTER A WHILE.THE NEXT DAY ANOTHER GIRL WALKED IN AND ASKED FOR HER PHYSICAL,SO THE DOCTOR SAID TAKE OFF ALL YOUR CLOTHES,WHEN SHE DOES, SHE HAS A BIG "H" ON HER CHEST,THE DOCTOR SAYS WHY DO YOU HAVE A BIG "H" ON YOUR CHEST,SHE REPLIES "MY BOYFRIEND GOES TO HARVARD,HE LOVES HIS SCHOOL SO MUCH HE KEEPS HIS SWEATER ON WHILE WE HAVE SEX,THE DOCTOR SAYS O.K AND FORGETS ABOUT IT AFTER A WHILE.THE NEXT DAY A BLONDE WALKED IN AND ASKED IF SHE COULD GET HER PHYSICAL DONE, THE DOCTOR SAYS O.K TAKE OFF ALL YOUR CLOTHES,WHEN SHE DOES SHE HAS A BIG "W" ON HER CHEST,THE DOCTOR SAYS T O HER "AH YOU MUST HAVE A BOYFRIEND THAT GOES TO WISCONSON", SHE REPLIES "NO,BUT I HAVE A GIRLFRIEND THAT GOES TO MICHIGAN"
jeremy
Q)what does a blonde and a turtle have in common? A) When they are on their back they are screwed. Q)What is the diffrence between a blonde and a turtle? A)The turtle tries to roll over. Q)How do you kill a blonde? A)Put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool. Q)How do you brain wash a blonde? A) step on her deush bag. What is a devorse lawyer's idea of safe sex? Turning the page
GEORGE
PEFTOYN STH ZOYGKLA ENAS ELLHNAS KAI ENAS GERMANOS. TOYS PIANOYN OI ZOYLOY TOYS PANE STON ARXHGO KAI AYTOS TOYS RVTAEI: -POY EINAI O PONTIOS?
GEORGE
PVS GAMAS ENA SKANTSOXOIRO??? POLY PROSEKTIKA!!!
Greek Spice
hi i live in canada in a town where there are a lot of KENESI so this is a canada joke! A Canadian, a French, and a chinese guy go out for dinner to a very expensive restaurant............. The chinese man orders a very expensive steak, he takes a bite, and throws it out........ Then the canadian guys says"Oh my god that was the most expensive steak in the world why did you throw it out?" The chinese guy says" AH we have a lot of those in our country" Later the french gu y orders a very expensive wine, he takes one sip and throws it out.............. Then the chinese guy asked" Oh my god that was the most expensive wine in the world why did you throw it out?" The french guy says " AH we have a lot of those in our cou ntry!" Later the Canadian guy picks up the chinese guy and throws him out Then the French guys says " Why did you throw him out?" The canadian says "Ah we have a lot of those in our country!!"
The Anti-Turk
How do you say submarine in Turkish? Bourboulith-vapor!
The Anti-turk
How do you say tank in Turkish? Tsabouka-toutou
The anti-Turk
How do you say hand grenade in Turkish? Boumboum-kefte
The Anti-Turk
How to you say Electric guitar in Turkish? Samata-bouzouk
The Anti-Turk
How do you say fridge in Turkish? miam-miam dolap
george
pos pethane o telefteos armenhs termatofilakas???? epese to dokari pavo tou.....
kerkyreos
KERKYREOS. O PAPAS sto VATIKANO apofasise na vapsi to grafio tou . Kathete kai skeftete kai lei:Mias kai ieme Polonos kala tha kano na zitiso timi apo enan Polono mpoyatzi.Pragmati fonazi ena Polono mpoyatzi kai tou lei:Mporis na mou dosis mia timi gia na mou vapsis to grafio mou? Veveos tou apanta o Polonos . Kai vgazi tin mezoura tou metrai ksana metrai kai telika tou lei $3.000. Tris xiliades doliaria tou lei?Eise sta kala sou xristiane mou? Pos kai etsi? PAPA mou na sou eksigiso.Xilia dolaria kostizoun ta ulika, xilia ta ergatika kai xilia eine to kerdos tis kompanias. Kala afise mou tin karta sou kai tha do ti tha kano. Skeftete tote O PAPAS kai lei:vre den perno kai mia timi apo enan ntopio Italo? Pragmati fonazi ena Italo kai tou lei :gia dose mou mia timi ti tha mou kostisi na mou vapsis to grafio mou? Tote O Italos dini mia matia upologizi skeftete kai tou lei $.6.000.Ti prama tou lei? eksi xiliades dolaria? Eine pola lefta. Na sou eksigiso PAPA mou tou lei. Dio xiliades eine ta ulika ,dio xiliades eine ta ergatika kai dio xiliades eine to kerdos tis eterias.Kala kala tou lei O PAPAS. Dose mou tin karta sou tha skefto kai tha sou po. Vre den fonazo ena Evreo na do ti timi tha mou dosi aftos? Kamia fora oi Evreoi kanoune kales times.Pragmati fonazi ena Evreo mpoyatzi kai i idia istoria. Poso thelis na mou vapsis to grafio mou? Dini mia matia O Evreos girizi kai tou lei $ 9.000. Enea xiliades dola ria, pos kai etsi? Eine para pola ta lefta pou zitas .PAPA mou na sou eksigiso tou lei:Tria xiliarika gia ese tria gia eme kai tria gia ton Polono pou tha elthi na vapsi to grafio S.M
Jordana
Why did the Blonde put bread crumbs in the toilet? To feed the toilet duck. What did the blonde say when she opened the Cheerios box? "Oh look! Doughnut seeds!" What advice did the blonde mother give her blonde daughter on her first date? "If you're not in bed by 10, come home." What does a blonde do first thing in the morning? Introduces herself and goes home. What happened to the blonde terrorist who tried to blow up a bus? She burned her lips on the exhaust pipe. What did the bl onde say when asked if her turn signal works? "yes, no, yes, no, yes..." What do you call a skeleton in a closet? The winner of an all-blonde hide-and-seek game.
kerkyreos
Kerkyreos. Kapou se ena xorio stin Ellada zouse enas xorikos mazi me tin gineka tou tin MARIA .Eixan mono mia agelada kai to antrogino synfonisane na paroune tin agelaga tous sto diplano xorio pou itan enas alos xorikos pou eixe ena tavro,gia na tin valoun na piasti egios.Pragmati afou synfonisan kai me ton xoriko pou eixe ton tavro,mia mera vazoun tin agelada mesa se ena karotsi,travai o xoriatis, sproxni i Maria anevenoun tin anifora tavenoun tin katifora ftanoun sto xoriati me ton tavro vazoun tin agelada me ton tavro kai afou teliosan lei o xoriatis tou tavrou ston xoriati me tin agelada. Patrioti tora tha tin valete mesa sto karotsi kai siga siga tha tin parete sto stavlo.Avrio to proi ean i age lada eine ksaplomeni sti gi,afto panapi oti exi piasti egios ean omos eine orthi tote tha prepi na tin ksanaferete giati den tha exi piasti egios.Pragmati etsi kai egine.Tin ali imera to to proi ksipnai protos o xoriatis pai sto parathiro kitaz i kato kai ti na di? I agelada orthi.Ksipna MARIA lei stin gineka tou. ela na me voithisis na paroume tin agelada giati den mou fenete na exi piasti egios ,giati eine orthi.Sikonete i kakomira i MARIA kai pai me ton andra tis,vazoune tin agel ada mesa sto karotsi, travai o xoriatis sproxni i MARIA anevenoun tin anifora katevenoun tin katifora ftanoun ston xoriati me ton tavro vazoun tin agelada na pari tin dosi tis , afou teliose tin vazoun mesa sto karotsi, travai o xoriatis spro xni i MARIA anevenoun tin anifora katevenoun tin katifora kai ftanoun sto stavlo.Tin ali imera to proi pai pali sto parathiro kai pali i agelada itan orthi.Ftu na pari I efxi,fonazi o xoriatis.Ti eine adra mou rotai i MARIA? Ela ori gineka na tin ksanaparoume tin psofia eine pali orthi. Pragmati tin ksanavazoun tin agelada mesa sto karotsi travai o xoriatis sproxni i MARIA anevenoun tin anifora katevenoun tin katifora ftanoun ston xoriati me ton tavro, ksanaperni tin dosi tis i agelada,tin vazoun mesa sto karotsi travai oxoriatis sproxni i MARIA anevenoun tin anifora katevenoun tin katifora kai ftanoun sto stavlo.Tin ali imera proi proi pai o xoriatis sto parathiro kai tote vazi tis fones.Gineka ela na dis tis fonazi.Ti sunveni andra mou? eine ksaplomeni? Oxi ala mpike sto karotsi moni tis. S.M.
Mia fora itan enas s??????? kai mia a????da kai e÷e?a? se ena dasos rotaei i a????da t? s??????¨: -pianei s?at? ? ????a s??? - oxi apantaei o s??????? ?a? aµes?? t?? p?a?e? ?a? s???p??ete ? a????da. ÷a ÷a
Antwone
Why do blacks have chickens in their backyard? To teach the kids how to walk Why don't blacks have check books? It's hard to sign your name in spray paint How do you save a black guy from drowning? Throw him an anchor Why do kids prefer white teachers over black teachers? It is easier to bring an apple than a watermelon How long does it take for a black woman to take a shit? Nine months
kerkyreos
KERKYREOS. Mia mounara poloneza pai sto limani kai vriski ton kapetanio apo ena karavi,kai ton papakaki na tin pari me to karavi tou stin polonia. O kapetanios tis lei poli efxaristos me tin moni diafora se kathe limani pou tha pianoume eos na ftasoume sti polonia, tha erxese stin cabina mou na sou rixno kanena poutso.Ti na kani i kakomira i poloneza prokimenou na pai pali piso stin patrida tis dextike. Ftanoun sto proto to limani kai i poloneza pai sti cabina tou kapetaniou troi ton poutso tis opos eixan synfonisi.Sto epomeno limani pali ta idia. Meta kamiadekaria meres rotai ton ypopliarxo kai tou lei:Mporis na mou pis pote ftanoume stin Polonia? Pia POLONIA mou les kopela mou? Emis kanoume tin grami RIO ANTIRIO. S.M.
Tyler
Once there was a chief of an Indian tribe that couldn't fart. so he went to a farmer an got a sack of beans. He went home and ate the beans. The next day he went back to the farmer and said"big chief no fart." so he bought two sacks of beans and went home. He ate all of the beans and went back to the farmer and said"big chief no fart." so he bought three sacks of beans and went home. The next day he went back to the farmer waving his arms. The farmer asked"what is wrong?" Then the ch ief said"BIG FART NO CHIEF!"
Nikos K.
POIA HTAN H TELEYTAIA LEKSI TOU Tarzan? --POIOS POUSTHS EVALE GRASO STO SKINI...
kerkyreos
Kerkyreos: Enas mesylikas epixirimatias,kathe imera pou pigene sto grafio tou,itan odromos tou na pernai empros apo ena katastima aksesouar katikidion zoon. Dipla apo tin isodo tou magaziou kai mesa se ena klouvi,itan enas pithikas opou o epixirimatias arxise na ginete filos mazi tou.Kathe fora loipon opou pernouse apo eki, stamatouse ligo kai tou milage. Opote mia imera rotai ton katastimatarxi kai tou lei:Fenete arketa eksipnos aftos o pithikas. Ma kat'arxi kyrie prepi na ksere te oti aftos o pithikas eine ratsas.Kai poso kostizi? Aftos edo sigekrimena stixizi $3000. Tris xiliades dolaria? Ma ti eine? Akouste kyrie tou lei o katastimatarxis.Opos sas ipa aftos o pithikas,eine ratsas oxi mono afto, ala exi kai ola tou ta xart ia apo ta sxolia pou exi pai.Aftos o pithikas exi tropous synperiforas,kseri na fai,ota pai stin youaleta,oxi mono skoupizete me xarti,ala travai kai nero kai pola ala.Katalavate? Skeftete lipon o epixirimatias kai lei: Afou eine opos mou ta lei,d en ton agorazo? Pragmati ton agorazi ton perni apo to xeri kai pane sto parking. Otan tou anikse tin porta tou amaxiou, o pithikas mpeni kathete stin thesi tou synodigou kai evale tin zoni tou.Entousiasmenos o epixirimatias vazi empros kai fevgi. O tan eftase sto spiti tou, ton vlepi i gineka tou na erxete me ton pithika piasmeno apo to xeri kai tou lei: Ti eine afto antra mou,pou ton vrikes? Ton agorasa gineka. Eipa mias kai den exoume paidia na paroume afton ton pithika. O opios exi vgali sxo les exi tropous synperiforas mpori na troi mazimas sto trapezi kseri na fai kai na ferthi. Orea tou lei,kai pou tha kimate? Gia tora mexri na tou ftiaksoume to mikro to domatiaki, tha kimate mazimas.Kai me tin myroudia?? kita na dis tis lei. Ean e go katafera na synithiso, tha synithisi kai aftos. S.M.
Melissa
Enjoy!!! Hey I figure if one can't laugh at themselves then they have no right to laugh at anyone else!!!! 19 ways to be a WOMAN: > > 1. Bitch > > 2. When asked "Is something bothering you?" reply "no" then get pissed > off when you are believed. > > 3. Become attracted to someone because he is outgoing and loves > parties, start dating him, and immediately expect him to stop this > behavior. > > 4. Always take an hour longer than promised to prepare for the > evening. > > 5. Always hide very important events in very unimportant terms so you > can have something to be pissed about when your boyfriend declines > because he has pressing business: i.e. You say "It's no big deal, but > I was wondering if you would like to visit my parents with me if you > are not busy this weekend." when you mean "It means a great deal to me > for you to see my family with me this weekend if at all possible!" > > 6. Whine > > 7. If y ou are trying to sleep, it's because you're exhausted from your > almost superhuman level of daily achievement; if he is trying to sleep > it's because he is lazy. > > 8. No matter what the activity, he doesn't do it as well as a past > boy friends. > > 9. If he pays attention to you, he is smothering you. > > 10. If he gives you space, he is ignoring you. > > 11. Complain > > 12. Hate any bar he likes. > > 13. Demand to be treated as an equal in ever ything - except when > paying for meals, airplane tickets, concerts, beers, clothes, etc. - > these are required gifts proving his love. > > 14. Declare PMS at any given time. If he is knowledgeable about your > cycle, tell him you're irre gular from all the stress of your life. > > 15. Remember that ANY woman who so much as stares at your boyfriend > must be labeled a WHORE and your network of friends must be informed > immediately to spread this as quick as possible. > > 16. Make his life miserable by making him feel guilty about doing > anything other than catering to your needs. > > 17. Break into tears for no apparent reason, then use number 2. > > 18. Ask for help in some endeavor then become li vid when it is given. > > 19. Weasel yourself into your boyfriend's group of friends, break up > with him, then make sure you are present at every gathering for the > next month just to rub it in.
Rob
Last night I ate my brothers Mr. Potato Head doll first I ate the arms, then the legs, face, hat, body etc. Then I went to the bathroom and made a Mr. Shithead
Nan
Poor Kathie Lee!!! Now she knows there's no such thing as "Tuesday Night Football."
CRAZYGREEK
ONE DAY A FIVE YEAR OLD AND HIS MOM WHERE ON AN AIR PLANE. THE AIR PLANE WAS BEING HI JACKED AND NOBODY EVEN NOTICED BECAUSE THEY WHERE TOO BUSY SLEEPING. THE LITTLE KID WENT TO THE BATHROOM. ON HIS WAY BACK HE SAW BODY PARTS IN BAGS BUT HE THOUGHT THAT IT WAS DESERT FOR THE PASSENGERS. BUT SINCE THEY WERE JUST LAYING ALL OVER THE PLACE HE STOLE A BODY PART. HE COMES FROM SCHOOL THE NEXT DAY AND HE TELLS HIS MOTHER "MOM,MOM GUESS WHAT" AND SHE'SAYS WHAT. THEN HE SAYS"REMEMBER THE TWINK IE I STOLE YESTERDAY, WELL I SOLD IN SCHOOL TODAY FOR 25 CENTS BUT I TRICKED HIM . I SUCKED OUT ALL THE CREAM FILLING BEFORE I SOLD IT TO HIM.
Had enough?
kerkyreos
kerkyreos: Ena adinato kai kaxektiko anthropaki pethane kai vrethike ston paradiso. Ton rotai o agios petros kai tou lei:Esi gia na eise edo, kati kalo prepi na exis kani sti zoi sou.Akrivos Agie petro mou tou lei. Gia na akouso. Opos perpatousa sto dromo, vlepo se ena steno ena gomari 130 kila kai 2 metra mpoi,melos apo tous HELLS ANGELS me gemata ta mpratsa you tatouaz na viazi mia kuria. Den andeksa se afto pou idan ta matia mou. Plisiazo kai vazo tis fones ala af tos tipota synexize na kani ti doulia tou.Tote anigo to kapaki tis venzinis tis motosikletas tou,dino mia klotsia stin mixani, petao ena spirto kai tis evala fotia.Meta piga apo pano tou kai tou edosa mia grothia sto prosopo.Alithia, tou lei o A gios Petros.Kai pote egine afto? Prin dyo lepta lei gematos uperifania to anthropaki.
kerkyreos
kerkyreos: Kathe xrono se mia poli tis Ispanian,ginete ena festival.Kai opios katikos exi ton pio oreo tavro, perni to proto vravio to opio synodevete me ena arketa megalo xrimatiko poso.O joje lipon , eixe ton oreotero tavro ton pio dinato,ala aftos o tavros etixe na eine alithoros.Rotise lipon , symvouleftike merikous, kai apofasise na pari ton tavro tou ston yatro.Pai lipon me ton tavro ston yatro, kai tou lei:Opos vlepis Yatre mou ,aftos o tavros eine poli oreos yparxi m egali pithanotita na kerdisoume to vravio ean ta matia tou den itan alithora.Iltha lipon na dis kai na mou pis ean yparxi pithanotita na kanoume kati kai na tou ftiaksoume ta matia.Pai o yatros konta kitazi ton tavro prosextika sta matia,kai meta apo ligo girizi kai lei tou Joje . Den vlepo kanena provlima .Ftiaxnonte ta matia tou tavru.To mono pou tha xriastis eine ena kalamaki coca colas, kai ena voitho.Yatre afta ta exoume proxora.Lipon tha paris ton tavro kai tha pas spiti.Tha valis ton voitho sou empros na kitazi ton tavro sta matia.Esi tha pas piso tha sikosis tin oura tou tavrou kai prosextika tha xosis to kalamaki tis coca colas sto kolo tou tavru.Meta tha dosis me oli sou tin dinami dio eos tris dinates fisiksies,e os otou elthoun ta matia efthia.Prosexe omos min fisiksis pano apo to kanoniko,giati meta eine adinato na gini kati.Pragmati etsi kai egine.Perni lipon ton voitho tou (o opios exane ligo) kai tou lei:kita ta matia tou tavrou,ego tha pao piso na doso dyo tris fisiksies opos eipe oyatros,kai molis dis ta matia tou tavrou na erxonte efthia eidopiiseme na stamatiso na fisao Katalaves? Nai afediko pigene esi kai min anisixis molis elthoun efthia tha sou po. Pragmati pai o Joje pis o ,sikoni tin oura tou tavrou tou vazi to kalamaki siga siga ston kolo kai arxizi na fisai. Meta apo dyo dinates fisixies,rotai ton voitho tou kai tou lei:Eides tipota? Tipota afentiko, Ksana fisai ali mia fora me oli tou tin dinami kai pali rotai ton voitho tou ean egine tipota. tipota afentiko apantai kai pali o voithos.Tsantismenos o Joje tou lei: Pigene re malaka na fisiksis apo piso kai tha kitazo ego ta matia tou tavrou.Pragmati pai o voithos piso kai vgazi to kalamaki apo ton kol o tou tavrou kai to girizi anapoda.Ti kanis eki re tou lei. Kai o voithos tou apantai.Sygnomi afentiko ala sixenomai na valo to kalamaki apo to stoma sou stostoma mou. S.M.
SBOURAS
PAEI MIA FORA ENAS ELLHNAS POU KAPNIZE SAN GUFTOS STO GIATRO TOU GIA EXETASEIS. ...E TON EXETAZEI O GIATROS. -TI EGINE RE GIATRE PWS TA PAW? -ASE MEGALE, GAMATA EISAI! -TI RE GIATRE? -EISAI POLI SOBARA! -DEN YPARXEI 8ERAPAEIA? -YPARXEI MONO MIA -PES TI NA KANW NA SW8W? -AMMOLOUTRA!!! -AMMOLOUTRA?? GIATI? -GIA NA SYNI8ISEIS TO XWMA!
Alitis
Sto sholeio, Mia fora itan o Totos sto sholeio kai ton rotise i daskala na pei to alfavitario.O Totos omos drepotan.H dakala gia na min to drpiasei tou leei tou Totou" Tha se voithiso ego na to peis.Arhise loipon i daskala- Alpha toto-Alpha Kuria-Bita Toto-Bita Kuria-Gamma Toto- Stise Kuria!!!!!!!! Apo ton Aliti tis Melvournis.
kerkyreos
KERKYREOS. KLASIKA EFTANISIAKA ANEGDOTA. Enas poniros kefalonitis apo tin Sami,pire ena spourgita ton evapse kitrino me xroma kai tora perimene na perasi to vapori pou pigene gia Kerkyra gia na vri kanena Kerkyreo kai na tou to poulisi gia kanarini ratsas. Pragmati, erxete to karavi tis gramis kai o Kefalonitis perni to klouvi me ton spourgita, pai sto limani kai arxizi na dialali to kanarini ratsas pou eixe gia poulima. Opote, enas endiaferomenos Kerkyreos fonazi tou kef aloniti pou itan kato apo to karavi kai tou lei: Ore patrioti, lali to kanarini? Ouuu esi nase kala,an lali rotas?proto prama!!Kai poso thelis ore mazi me to klouvi?Mias kai eise kontopatriotis mou, tha sto doso mazi me to klouvi mono ena tala ro.Kani etsi o Kerkyreos vgazi ena taliro apo tin tsepi tou kai tou to petai kato sto doko. To perni o Kefalonitis,kai deni to klouvi me to pouli se ena sxini pou tou petakse o Kerkyreos apo to vapori. Molis to anevase,kai afou to karavi elin e kavous,Tou fonazi o Kefalonitis tou Kerkyreou kai tou lei: Ore PIPI an lalisi to pouli ore ,stile mou tsi nootes? Kai tou apantai o Kerkyreos kai tou lei: Kai esy Ore, an perasis to talaro krata ta ypolipa. S.M. PRAGMATIKI ISTORIA. Pr in arketa xronia kai ota i Kerkyra den eixe limani gia na mporoun na plevrizoun ta karavia, pai enas Kefaloniti stin Kerkyra,vriski ena Kerkyreo pou eixe mia varka me koupia, kai tou lei: Ore Pipi na valo ego ore to emporevma ,vazis esi ti varka ka i na pame ore stis karavanes pou erxonte ore kai na poulame souvenir stous touristes? Skeftete o Kerkyreos kai lei ti exo na xaso? Dexete kai etsi egine. Itan Megali paraskevi otan ilthe to proto to karavi gemato touristes gia to PASXA. Opote tin ali imera O Pipis mazi me ton Mema, fortosane tin varka me to emporevma kai arxisan na lamnoun gia to karavi pou itan agirovolimeno sto limani.Otan eftasan kato apo to karavi, O magiras petai apo to filistrini tis kouzinas ena kouva yemato ke rata apo ta katsikakia kai arnia pou etimaze.Kata diaoliki simptosi, pesane ola ta kerata mesa sti varka. Ore Pipi ti ine afta edo ore? Tipota ore Mema lamne na ftasoume stin skala.Ekini tin ora alos enas kouvas kerata ksanapeftoun stin varka. Ore Pipi tha mou pis ore ti eine touta do ? Lamne ore Mema kai den eine tipota. Xtenizete o Kapetanios kai tou peftoune. S.M. KARAVISIO. Se ena karavi anamesa sto pliroma ita enas Kefalonitis kai enas Kerkyreos.Afti oi dyo lipon ksexorizan a po tous alous kai ekanan sinexia parea mazi.Se kathe limani mazi evgenan ekso kai eginan poli koliti filoi. O Kefalonitis eixe mono ton patera tou stin zoi kai se kathe limani,agoraze panta kati gia ton gero patera tou. Ma i kaskol i kapelo i gantia, panta kati agoraze gia ton gero tou.Tou eixe megali agapi. Mia mera kai eno taxidevan,laveni o asirmatistis ena tilegrafima oti o pateras tou Kefaloniti pethane. Pai ston kapetanio kai tou lei ta madata. Lipimenos o kapetanios ala kai kapos anisixos, fonazi ton ypoploiarxo kai tou lei oti elavane tilegrafima kai o pateras tou Mema pethane kai den kseri pos na tou to pi fovoumenos min tixon kai kami kamia koutamara o Memas kai pidiksi stin thalassa.Tou lei tote o ypoploiarxos,Kapetani e exo mia idea.Den fonazoume ton Kerkyreo aftoi eine poli kolitoi isos o Pipis exi kapio tropo na tou to pi min ksexnas kapetanie aftoi oi dyo eine apo ta idia nera.Kali i idea sou tou lei kai fonazoun ton Kerkyreo na elthi stin gefira. Ela kape tanio mou ti me thelis? Ore Pipi elavame asxima madata gia ton filo sou ton Mema.Pethane O pat
Roby
Q) Where can you fit a couple of thousands of jews? A) In an ash tray. Q) What do a woman and an aeroplane have in common? A) The cock-pit.
TI KANEI NIAOU NIAOU KATO APO TO XOMA? - I BOUGIOUKLAKI XE XE
PIO EINAI TO ANTI8ETO TOU BARIOMOUNA? - ELAFRO_POUTSA KAI TOU ARNIOMOUNA? BOIDO_POUTSA
POS LENE STA KPHTIKA THN EKPOMPI " ENOPIOS ENOPIOY?" - O GIS T' ALLOU
Giannis S.
TI KANOUN ENAS EBRAIOS KAI ENAS ARAPHS? XROMOSAMPOUAN...!!!
Rumperoo
Q: What do you call a Native American with a bike? A: A thief
Matthew
Q:How many women does it take to screw in a lightbulb A:Three. 1 to screw in the lightbulb, and another to suck my dick as i beat my wife!
fanis
o totos lee ston patera tou oti to poulaki tou
fani einai san fistiki.o pateras rotaei
mista jokesta
why do mexicans have little steering wheels?So they can drive with handcuffs on.. whats the difference between a dead deer and a dead mexican in the road?there is skid marks in front of the deer.. how do you stop a mexican from drowning?Take your foot off his head. Why doesnt mexico have a olympic team?Because everyone that can run,jump,and swim are over here. I HAVE PLENTY MORE JUST EMAIL ME..
KERKYREOS
KERKYREOS. Enas plasie apo sxinia,opos kathe aniksi etsi kai etouti tin fora ekane tin volta tou se diafopa xoria, gia na mporesi na poulisi sxinia stous xorikous gia na exoun kai na denoun ta zoa tous kai tis agelades tous.Pragmati ena proi pai kai vriski enan perisino pelati kai tou lei :yasou thanasi tikanis?Ego kala eime esena den se vlepo kala.Giati tou lei ti exo? Akoma den exis tipota ala ean den figis tha exis.Re Thanasi den se katalaveno ti mou les.Lipon akou na dis ,thimase eperisi opou agorasa apo ese 300 metra sxini?Nai thimame kai?Ekino to vradi piga na armekso tin agelada mou.Lipon?E!akou nte.Vazo ton kouva kai molis eixe gemisi peripou ta tria tetarta, mou dini mia me to deksi tis podi kai mou rixni olo to gala sto patoma.Afou lipon eixa agorasi 300 metra sxini apo esenane,kovo ena komati tis deno to deksi podi me ena mpasalo sto patoma, ksanavazo ton kouva kai arxizo na tin armego pali apo tin arxi.Den eixe ftasi o kouvas sti mesi kai mou din i i psofia ali mia me to aristero podi, kai pali olo to gala sto patoma.Ti na kano afou eixa toso sxini,kovo alo ena komati kai tis deno kai to aristero podi apo ena alo mpasalo sto patoma.Pisma afti ala pisma kai ego. Na mi sta polilogo.Vazo pali ton kouva kai tin ksanarmego.Molis eitan etimos o kouvas na ton vgalo, mou dini mia me tin oura tis kai petai eme kai to gala sto patoma.Afou eixa toso sxini,kovo lipon pou les alo ena komati kai tis deno tin oura apo to ntavani.E! lipon file:Ean m poris na pas na vris tin gineka mou pou mou efige kai na tin pisis oti ego ekino to vradi mono armega tin agelada,tha agoraso osa sxinia exis gia poulima. S.M.
KERKYREOS
KERKYREOS. Dyo adelfia efigan apo tin Ellada kai epigan O enas stin Ameriki kai o alos ston Canada, gia na vroun tin tixi tous.Arxisan lipon na alilografoun kai na mathenoun nea o enas gia ton alo. O adelfos pou pige stin ameriki arxise na kani lefta kai ta mazevi .Opote mia mera agorase to proto tou to vapori kai perni tilefono ton adelfo tou ston Canada kai tou lei ta nea tis agoras tou kai paralila ton rotise ti kani kai ti kani tis oikonomies tou.Adelfe tou lei,doulevo kai osa lefta kano ta pino.Meta apo kapio xroniko diastima o amerikanos adelfos perni tilefono ton Canado kai tou lei :Adelfe mathe oti agorasa ala dyo vaporia.Esy ti kanis? Ego adelfe ta idia doulevo kai osa lefta kano ta pino.Meta arketo kairo o Amerik anos agorazi kai ala vaporia o Canados ta idia douleve kai oti evgaze ta epine.Mia mera o Amerikanos perni tilefono ton Canado kai tou lei:Adelfe stile mou ta isitiria na eltho ston Canada na se do giati den exo mia ta exasa ola.Pragmati o Canados stelni ta isitiria tou amerikanou kai pai sto aerodromio na ton paralavi me mia limouzina pente metra. Molis vlepi ton adelfo tou me tetio amaksi kalontimeno stin teleftea leksi tis modas,tou lei Adelfe tosa xronia mou eleges oti ta epines ta lefta pou kerdizes pos ekanes toso xrima?Poulisa tis mpoukales tou lei kai ta konomisa . S.M.
what do hookers and butter have in common? they both spead for bread.
Ngrbtr
Why did the mexican cross the road? The fence was on the other side.
sbouras
HTAN MIA FORA ENAS TOURKOS ENAS ELLHNAS KAI ENAS GERMANOS.. (KLASIKA!) PEFTEI TO AEROPLANO E KAI MPLA MPLA (KLASIKA) KAI TOUS PIANOUN OI MAO-MAO (KLASIKA)! TOUS PIGAINOUN STON ARXHGO THS FYLHS GIA NA TOUS THMWRHSEI LOIPON. TOUS BLEPEI O ARXHGOS KAI TOUS LEEI: PALI ESEIS RE MALAKES?????!!!
B.R.
What do you call a black man with a riding lawnmower? Theiving nigger!!!!!
B.R.
What's the porch monkey wear? What ever his master wants !!!!!!!
KERKYREOS.
KERKYREOS. Petheni enas kai pai ston paradiso.Ktipai evgenika tin porta,tin opia anikse O agios Petros. Oriste tou lei peraste parte ena noumero kai perimenete tin sira sas.Pragmati etsi kai ekane. Meta apo ligi ora, akoui na fonazoun to noumero tou. Plisiazi kai tote ton odigoun se ena grafio, opou eki se mia megali polithrona kathontan enas agelos dimenos sta aspra, pragma to opion eixe na kani me tin agnotita tou.Gia na akouso exete na kanete kamia dilosi? Oxi apolitos tipota. Stin epigia zoi sas mipos exete kani tipota pou kata tin gnomi sas den ita sosto? Oxi agelemou, apo oti thimame den exo kani tipota.Ma den mpori kanis den exi perasi apo edo anamartitos gia skepsou ligo? Pragmati skeftete ksini to kefali tou to ksana ksini kai kapos distaxtika kai me xamili foni lei tou agelou. Den ksero kata poso eitan kako, alla agele mou kapou kapou kamia fora mazi me kati filarakia foumarame kanena tsigaro marijouana. Ekso grigora apo ton paradiso kolasmene grigora stin kolasi tou lei. Kai fonazi dyo alou agelous, oi opioi ton ekanan sikoto kai ton petaksan ekso apo tin porta.Sikonete o kakomiris kseskonizete ftiaxnete kai lei monos tou.Den eine dinaton oute exo skotosi oute exo klepsi oute exo adikisi anthrop o den mpori kapio lathos exi gini.Gia ena tsigaro marijouana na pao stin kolasi? Kai ksanaxtipa pali tin porta. Molis anikse lei tou agiou Petrou. Agie petro mou kapio lathos exi gini.Ego eimoun poli kalos anthropos stin zoi,epitrepete gia ena tsiga ro marijouana,na me stilete stin kolasi? Lipame kirie alla distixos tipota den mpori na alaksi.Stin Kolasi tou lei kai dini mia sproksia me dinami stin porta kai tin klini.Re ti epatha elege kai to fisage kai den krione.Ti na kani o kakomiris,perni ton dromo gia tin Kolasi.Otan eftase ktipai tin porta tin opia anikse o mpertzevoulis o opios kai ton kalodextike. Kitaxte tou lei.Ego den prepi na eime edo.Den exo kani tipota to sovaro gia na eltho edo stin kolasi.Tote giati se estilan edo? Den ks ero ti na sou po.Na etixe kana dyo fores me kati filarakia kai efoumarame kanena tsigaro marijouana,xathike o kosmos? Marijouana?edo eine i thesi sou file tou lei kai tou dixni tin porta noumero 8. Ma den katalaves.Katalava katalava tou lei.Sou ipa i porta noumero 8.Ti na kani o kakomiris, me kria kardia anigi tin porta noumero 8, kai ti na di.Ena aperanto kipo me xiliades dentra marijouanas.Trelathike o dikos sou apo afta pou eidan ta matia tou kai arxizi na kovi fountes kai na gemizi tis tsepes tou. Psaxnete vriski xarti kai kathete kai strivi ena kalo kai paxi tsigaro.Kitazi se oles tou tis tsepes alla den eixe fotia.Kitazi deksia kitazi aristera kai perni to mati tou mesa se aftin tin aperantosini,kato apo enan platano kai stis oxthes apo ena potami me pentakathara nera na kathonte ksaplomeni mia parea. Tous plisiazi sistithike kai meta zita ean exi kanenas tous fotia. Opote petagete enas apo tin parea kai tou lei:Ean eixame kai fotia file edo tha itan Paradisos kai oxi Ko lasi. S.M.
PETER FILE NEW ZEALAND
-WHAT DID THE BLONDE SAY WHEN SHE WALKED INTO A SPERM BANK? "I'D LIKE TO MAKE A DEPOSIT PLEASE" -HOW DO YOU KNOW WHEN A BLONDE HAS BEEN ON YOUR COMPUTER? THERE'S TWINK ON THE SCREEN AND SALIVER ON THE JOY STICK. WHY DID THE BLONDE HAVE A SORE BELLY BUTTON? BECAUSE HER BOYFRIENDS BLONDE TO. WHAT DID THE BLONDE DO WHEN SHE WAS TOLD "THERE'S A DEAD BIRD"? -(SHE LOOKED UP) AND SAID "WHERE,WHERE".
Pat
Hellen There was once this guy on a long plane trip. He really had to use the toilet , but they were all occupied so he asked the flight attended if he could use one of there bathroom. She said fine and told him not to touch any of the buttons. He said no problem. Once he was all finished, he saw three buttons : B.W, A.T.R and AIR . He was so curious that he pressed B.W and all of a sudden his butt was getting washed. So he pressed A.T.R and all he could remember was waking up in the hospital. He asked the nurse what happened and she replied that he had pressed A.T.R (automatic Tampon Remover) (OUCH THAT HURT !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)
ÍÉÊÏÓ Ó
Htan enas paiderastis kai pige se ena video-club. "Ti kaseta thelete?"rotaei o ypalilos. "Vaptisia!!!!...." Djnick, Ptolemaida
ÍÉÊÏÓ Ó
Htan enas paiderastis kai pige se ena video-club. "Ti kaseta thelete?"rotaei o ypalilos. "Vaptisia!!!!...." Djnick, Ptolemaida
steve
Syzitousane duo FIDAKIA OPOTE XAFNIKA TO ENA ARXIZEI NA SPARAZEI STON PONO OX AMAM PANAGIA MOU TI EPATHA.... .KAI POTAEI TO ALLO: : VRE SY EIMASTE DILITIRIODEI? OXI LEEI TO ALLO GIATI? EPIDEI DAGOSA TIN GLOSSA MOU.
unanomous
Q: Why are there blond jokes? A: So brunettes and red-heads will have something to do on Friday night.
Eirhnh
Ti kanei tok-tok ston teixo?Mia myga me tsokara...... Ti einai kokkino kai anebokatebainei?Mia ntomata se asanser
KERKYREOS.
KERKYREOS. Enas yatros sto telos tis imeras kathete sto grafio tou kai elenxi tous fakelou ton asthenon tou. Me megali tou ekpliksi paratirise oti exi dyo(Kyries) asthenis me to idio onoma kai to idio tilefono. Alla i mia kyria eixe AIDS kai i ali, vasi tou fakelou tis eixe ALZEIHMER DISEASE. Perni lipon tilefono mia apo tis dyo kai to tilefono to sikoni enas kyrios.Kalispera sas lei:Eime o yatros Petropoulos kai tha eithela na miliso me tin k.Katina Mpordou parakalo.Kalispera y atre mou tou lei o kyrios.I kyria mpourdou eine ksaplomeni kai kimate ego eime o syzigos tis mporo na sas voithiso se tipota? Eine entaksi afiste tin na kimithi.Kserete k.Mourdo,opos elenxa tous fakelou ton asthenon mou diapistosa oti exo dyo Kyries asthenis, me to idio onoma idio tilefono alla me tin moni diafora opou i mia kyria exi ALZEIHMER DISEASE kai i ali exi AIDS.Poli orea tou lei o kyrios. Ego ti mporo na kano? Akouste k.Mpourdo tou lei,ota ksipnisi i syzigos sas, stilten tin na pai mia volta giro apo to tetragono tis gitonias kai ean epistrepsi spiti, pros theou min tin gamisete. S.M.
KERKYREOS
KERYREOS. Pia eine i diafora apo enan pou pefti apo to dekato orofo kai enan pou pefti apo to proto. I diafora eine aftos pou pefti apo ton dekato pai:Aaaaaaaaaasaaaaaa MPAM. O de aftos apo to proto pai:MPAM Aaaaaaaaaaaaa.
Alex
1. How do you know that a blonde has worked on your computer? By the BLANCO "whiteout" marks on the Screen 2. How do you know that the same blond worked on your computer a second time? She wrote over the corrections by Hand. 3. A traffic police officer pulls a blond over for driving too fast. He walks up to her car and politely says: "May I see your drivers license?" She replies: "I dont have one" He asks again:"May I see your car registration?" She replies: "I dont have one" He asks a third time becoming very angry and trying to think what he will do with her:"May I please see your car insurance?" wondering if he will ever find out this lady's name and address. She replies: "Gee whiz officer, I dont have one either. I sup pose I am in real trouble. What can I do to get out of it?" Seeing the opportunity to have some fun with her, the officer pulls down his pant zipper and produces his penis. The Blonde gasps and says: "Gee officer, do I really have to take the Breath A nalysis Test!" 4. What do you get when you put a brunnette and 3 blond prostitutes together? Regular Price, 4 bucks, 4 bucks, 4 bucks. (this joke is addressed to residents of the United States who know the special Pizza Hut used to have.
alex M athens Greece
1. When NASA first started first explorations the reason there were no black astronaut applicants is because NASA was afraid that their lips would explode due to the lack of pressure. 2. How do you fit 14 Jews in a VW bug? Two in the front, two in the back, and 10 in the ashtrays. 3. What is the difference between a black and a bucket of shit??? The bucket. 4. What do you call a cow that is jerking off? BEEF Strockenoff 5. What do you call a cow that has had an abortion? DECALFINATED
Andreanidis S
Dyo filoi sth giorth toy Agioy Valentinoy syzhtane: -Ti tha pareis gia doro sth gomena soy? -E more,mia Porse kai mia Mercedes. -Kala ti tha thn kanei kai thn Porse kai thn Mercedes? -Na,an den ths aresei h porse na parei th Mercedes kai antistrofa. Esy ti tha pareis sth dikia soy? -Ego tha paro ena zeygari pantofles kai enan donhth. -Kai pantofles kai donhth? Ti tha ta kanei? -Na more,an den ths aresoyn oi pantofles na paei na gamhthtei
ALPHA X
Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.......(well duh!)
Deez Nutz
What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? lickalotapus What do you call a male gay dinosaur? megasoreass Whats groser than gross. When you fuck a pregnant woman.Whats grosser than that?When the fetus gives you head. Why don't you swerve and hit a nigger riding a bike? It might be your bike!!! How do you start a marathon in Ethiopia? Roll a cherry down the street!!! How many Ethiopians can you fit in a bathtub? All of them, because they can slide down the drain!!! What's white and fall s out of the sky? The cummin' a tha Lord!!! What do you call a mix between a nigger and a chink? CHIGGER
Sidney
Title: Expecting After marrying a much younger woman, a 93 year-old man visited his doctor and announced that they were expecting a baby. " Allow me to tell you a story," said the doctor. "An absentminded fella was out on a hunting trip, but instead of his rifle, he picked up his umbrella. Suddenly, amongst the bushes, a tiger charged towards him. Pointing his umbrella at the tiger, he shot and killed the animal on the spot, right between it's forhead." "Impossible!!" exclaimed the old man. "Someone must've shot shot it from elsewhere!" "Exactly!" replied the doctor. "Now you see my point?"
chris
Q)What happens when you wake up 3 in the morning and u see your t.v floating across your room A) Turn on the lights and shoot the nigger
KERKYREOS
KERKYREOS: Enas Vlaxos pantrevete kai meta ton gamo pige me tin olokainourgia gineka tou gia gamilio taksidi. Otan epestepse, oi fili tou ton rotisan.Re Mits pous ta peras re sto gamili taksid ? Ouu pouli ourea se leo. Tin trit imer. Re si Mits,astin tin trit imer,tin prot mer na mas pis prouta.Re tin trit imer.Re ast tin trit imer tin prot na mas pis prot,meta tin defter ki mita tin trit.Vre se leou,tin trit imer me lei i Kristalo mou, vgaltoun Mitsou mou na paou na katriso. S.M.
Dolly Hornbeck
Once there was a black man who likes to eat dicks, so he tasted some girls cum and it was talking so he said that I don't like to do this stuff, I have never done a girl that I had to talk with her cum, that is the greatest joke ever
Nick Kats
mia fora itan ena arxidi kai pigene se ena club me ena allo arxidi kai tote rotaei to to allo na poume kai tou villou kai apantaei to allo oxi giati panta aytos mpainei mesa kai emeis menoume ekso!!!
urfatmom
Q: What do you call a nigger with a octapus on his head A: An 8 row cotton picker
kerkyreos
KERKYREOS: VLAXIKO GAMILIO TAKSIDI. Enas Vlaxos pantrvete kai meta ton gamo perni tin gineka tou kai pane se gamilio taksidi. Otan epestrepse sto xorio tou,tin ali imera pai ston kafene tou xoriou opou eki itan synkentomeni oli oi fili tou oi opoii periergoi arxisan na ton rotan gia to taksidi. Den me les re Mits pous ta peras re stou taksid. Ouu! pouli orea se leo.Gia na kousme re Mits? Tin trit imer. Re Mits as tin trit imera,narxis re me tin prot imer.Tin trit imer.Re Mits se ipa re. Prout tha mas pis gia tin prot imer, meta gia tin defter imer kai mita gia tin trit imer. Re se leo tin trit imer, mou lei i Kristal mou: Vgalton Mits mou na pao na katriso. S.M.
anonny-mouse
A long time ago there was a king who had a beautifal daughter. All of the kings knights were in love with her and wanted to have sex with her, but they couldn't because the king would kill them. Until one day the king had to go away. THe king knew that all the kights wanted to fuck his daughter so he put a chastity belt on her, and didn't tell the knights. Before he left he told all of the the knights to stay away from his daughter, and they all agreed secretly knowing that they wo uld fuck her. When the king returned he ordered all of the knights to drop their pants. The 1st knight had no dick, the 2nd knight had no dick, the 3rd knight had no dick, but the 4th knight's dick was still there. Instantly the king asked him why h is dick still remaind and the knight replied "MMmmmm mmmmmm mm!"
zz-top
WHAT DO WE GET IF WE MIX A NIGGER WITH A JEW?? COLOUR SHAMPOO!!!! METAFRASH: TI BGAINEI APO TH DIASTAYRWSH ENOS ARAPH ME ENA EBRAIO?? XRWMOSAMPOUAN!!!!
Alitis
How do you blind a kinezo?? Wrap dental floss around his eyes.
Alitis
There was this wife, and she wanted to make her tits bigger. She tried everything. She rubbed creams on her tits to make them bigger, she massaged them, she even rubbed her nipples to make them biger. One day, she was caught by her husband. Her husband said, "Mori, ti kanis esi?" His wife turned around and said " I want to make my breats bigger, so that I make look more voluptuous and beautiful for you." the husband turned around and said " Well, why don't you get some toilet paper and rub it between your tits." "Why would I do that honey?" she replied. "Because it did wonders to your ass." he answered.
Alitis
There was this wife, and she wanted to make her tits bigger. She tried everything. She rubbed creams on her tits to make them bigger, she massaged them, she even rubbed her nipples to make them biger. One day, she was caught by her husband. Her husband said, "Mori, ti kanis esi?" His wife turned around and said " I want to make my breats bigger, so that I make look more voluptuous and beautiful for you." the husband turned around and said " Well, why don't you get some toilet paper and rub it between your tits." "Why would I do that honey?" she replied. "Because it did wonders to your ass." he answered.
stacey
WHAT DO YOU CALL A BLACK IN A PARK WITH HIS FLY OPEN? A RAPPEST
Kári Driscoll
Q: What do blonds put behind their ears to make themselves attractive? A: Their Legs!
KERKYREOS
KERKYREOS: Enas vlaxos(O MITSOS) pantreftike kai meta ton gamo perni tin gyneka tou tin KRISTALO kai pane gamilio taksidi. Afou to taksidi tou melitos teliose,epistrepsan sto xorio opou tin ali imera,pai o MITSOS sto kafenio na di tous synxorianous tou,opou aftoi anipomoni kai periergi perimenan na mathoun nea apo to taksidi tou Mitsou. Yas re Mits, kalos oris. Kalos sas vrik. Lei o mitsos.Den me les re Mits,pous ta peras re stou taksid? Ouuu!!pouli orea se leo alou pram. Ya na kous me re Mits? Kai o Mitsos tous lei: Tin trit imer. Re as tin trit imer, tin prout imer na mas pis. Re se leo tin trit imer. Re Mits na mas pis re, ti egin tin prout imer meta tin defter kai meta tin trit. Re se leo: Tin trit imer me lei i Kristal mou , vgalton Mits mou na pao na katriso.// S.M.
KERKYREOS
KERKYREOS: Enas vlaxos(O MITSOS) pantreftike kai meta ton gamo perni tin gyneka tou tin KRISTALO kai pane gamilio taksidi. Afou to taksidi tou melitos teliose,epistrepsan sto xorio opou tin ali imera,pai o MITSOS sto kafenio na di tous synxorianous tou,opou aftoi anipomoni kai periergi perimenan na mathoun nea apo to taksidi tou Mitsou. Yas re Mits, kalos oris. Kalos sas vrik. Lei o mitsos.Den me les re Mits,pous ta peras re stou taksid? Ouuu!!pouli orea se leo alou pram. Ya na kous me re Mits? Kai o Mitsos tous lei: Tin trit imer. Re as tin trit imer, tin prout imer na mas pis. Re se leo tin trit imer. Re Mits na mas pis re, ti egin tin prout imer meta tin defter kai meta tin trit. Re se leo: Tin trit imer me lei i Kristal mou , vgalton Mits mou na pao na katriso.// S.M.
M.X.
Mia fora,enas andras ithele na pari ena doro gia ti gineka tou. Den ixere ti na tis pari kai sto telos skeftike na tis pari ena soutien. Pige sto magazi, kai o anthropos tou rotai ti megethos einai i ginaika tou. Tou eipe oti den ixere. O anthropos ton potaei, einai ta bizia tis san to karpouzakia? Ohi more, tou leei. Einai san ta peponakia, tou rotaei? Ohi tou apanda. San ta portokalakia? Ohi re, tou leei. San ta auga, tou rotaei? Nai epitelous to vrikes, tou leei, alla tigan ita!
Marisa
How do you pick up TWA flight attendents? - With a fishing pole! What does TWA stand for? - They Wont Arrive
Todd
how do you confuse a nufe? you put him in a round room and tell him to piss in the corner
Stelios
stelios... se mia mpiraria kathontai kai pinoun mpira dio tipoi.... o enas einai plastikos xeirourgos....kai o allos...xilinos...!
stelios
stelios...again ! giati oi pontioi den pigan na polemisoun stin troia ???? giati mperdeutikan kai pigan stin tessera...!!! autaaaaaa !!!....den mou erxontai alla....
kostas jiannena
ERWTISI : EXEIS DEI POTE ENAN ELEFANTA NA KRIBETE PISO APO MIA PAPAROUNA ; OXI;;; EIDES TI KALA POU KPIBETE
Robmeister
There were these three ducks in court. The judge asks the first on its name and crime committed. The duck says I'm Duck and I was blowing bubbles in the pond. The second duck says I'm Duck Duck and I was blowing bubbles in the pond. Then the judge says to the third duck I guess your name is Duck Duck Duck. The duck replies No my name is Bubbles.
stelios
stelios...mou irthe !!! paei enas tipas sto spiti tou filou tou o opoios leo einai PONTIOS !... xtipaei ton kodona.."empros" leei o blakas o pontios .. "ela re malaka ego eimai" kanei o tipas... kai o pontios "ego ????? ## ??" paliokatastaseis....
KOSTAS V
REAL JOKE 1985 ESTIATORIO EMP KONTOS KAI PSILOS TSAKONONTAI PSILOS....RE MALAKA KONTE KSEREIS GIATI EMEINES KONTOS?? GIATI APO THN POLY MALAKIA EXANES SYNEXEIA BITAMINES KAI PROTEINES KONTOS....RE PSILE KSEREIS GIATI EGEINES PSILOS?????? GIATI EPERNES SYNEXEIA BYTAMINES KAI PROTEINES APO TA POLA TSIMPOYKIA POY EXEIS PAREI
KERKYREOS
KERKYREOS. Ena vradi se kapia parea sizitousan diafora themata, mazi episis kai to thema peri taksidiou kai aeroplanon. Ego paidia na sas po tin amartia mou to tremo to aeroplano. Diladi otan exo na taksidepso i psixi mou kseri.Kai ego Yorgo ta idia kai xirotera .(Petagete i Nena kai lei).Esy Aleko? Ego pedia palia efovomoun to aeroplano, tora omos vrika to kolpo kai tora petao aneta kai den fovame katholou. Sovara Aleko,kai poos?? Na sas po: Otan taksidevo,panta kanonizo na n a paro mazi mou mesa sto aeroplano kana dyo sovraka kai alazo kata tin diarkia tou taksidiou. S.M.
SSX
BBBBBRRRRRR
KERKYREOS
KERKYREOS. Ena vradi se kapia parea sizitousan diafora themata, mazi episis kai to thema peri taksidiou kai aeroplanon. Ego paidia na sas po tin amartia mou to tremo to aeroplano. Diladi otan exo na taksidepso i psixi mou kseri.Kai ego Yorgo ta idia kai xirotera .(Petagete i Nena kai lei).Esy Aleko? Ego pedia palia efovomoun to aeroplano, tora omos vrika to kolpo kai tora petao aneta kai den fovame katholou. Sovara Aleko,kai poos?? Na sas po: Otan taksidevo,panta kanonizo na n a paro mazi mou mesa sto aeroplano kana dyo sovraka kai alazo kata tin diarkia tou taksidiou. S.M.
antonis
antonis KAPOTE HTAN ENAS TIPOS KAI MPAINEI SE
ENA MPAR.ERXETAI TO GARSONI KAI TOY LEEI
Luke
A 64 year old man walks into a drug store. He tells the lady that he would like to buy some condoms so she asked him what size he needed. He replied, "I don't know, can you help me?" The lady walked around the counter, unzipped his pants, took a feel, and asked for a dozen X-Large condoms. Five minutes after he left a 32 year old man asked for some condoms too. She asked him what size he needed and he didn't know either. She walked around the counter, took a feel, and then as ked for some Large condoms. About five more minutes after he left a 16 year old boy walked in. He said quietly, "I would like to buy some condoms." The lady asked him what size he needed and he had no idea. She walked around the counter again, unz ipped his pants, and took a feel. She grabbed the intercom and shouted, "CLEAN-UP AT THE COUNTER PLEASE!"
cool
mia mera eklasa
Venezuela
Girnaei mia mera sto spiti tou , enas ydrablikos , kai pianei tin gineka tou "kabala"!!! Tsantismenos pianei ton tipo apo ton lemo kai tou leei : -Atime tha pethaneis . Dialekse mono ton tropo , theleis na pethaneis me klotsies , me mbounies i me brisies . Skeftetai o tipos kai leei : -Sigura tha ithela me brisies kyrie ydrablike. Bgazei kai o ydrablicos mia brisi apo tin tsanta tou kai "mpam , mpam ,...".
Konstantinos
Ksemenei o tupos stin eparxeiaki odo apo
benzini. Katebainei apo to autokinito tou,
erimia guro.
De gamietai leei, tha perpatiso, kapoio xorioudaki
tha einai konta. Ontos meta apo kamia ora perpatima,
ftanei se ena xorioudaki. Sto proto spiti pou briskei
mprosta tou, blepei anoixta fota, akouei tileorasi na
paizei opote apofasizei na xtupisei tin porta.
Tok-tok xtupaei, kamia apantisi. Ksana-xtupaei, perimenei
ligo, tipota. T i sto diaolo leei, afou einai mesa, giati
den mou anoigoun? Paei sto plai kai koitaei mesa apo
to parathiro kai ti na dei:
Mia gria ksaplomeni ston kanape me anoikta ta podia
na krataei sto xeri tis ena psalidi kai enan ger o na
exei balei to ena daxtulo tou sto mouni tis grias kai to
allo s'ena enudreio pou itan dipla. Trelathike!
Panagia moy leei dromo apo'do!
Xtupaei s'ena allo spiti, tou anoigei enas eugenestatos
kurios.
-Me sugxoreis anthrope mou, exo ksemeinei apo benzini pio
kato mipos mporeis na me boithiseis?
-Nai mporo na se petakso mexri to benzinadiko, na pareis
ena mpitoni benzini.
Nai, nai, euxaristo, euxaristo kai teto ia.
Sto dromo pou pigainan den kratithike kai ton rotise:
-Den mou les re patrioti?: Xtipisa s'auto to spiti edo
kai den mou anoigan kai koitaksa apo to parathiro kai
eida mia gria na krataei ena psalidi kai ena g ero na
exei balei ena daxtulo mesa sto mouni tis kai ena allo
sto enudreio. Ti ginetai ekei mesa?
-A, den einai tipota. Einai kofalaloi kai tou elege i gria:
"Na pas na kourepseis to gazon!!" kai tis apantouse o
geros:< br> "Na pa na gamitheis, ego tha pao gia
psarema".
Theo
E:TI SIMAINEI TO KOKKINO KRAYON STA XEILI MIAS XANTHIAS? A:PROSOXI, LATHOS TRYPA!!!
Panagiotis
Two old Greek men were reminising,when Georgo asked Jianni; Jianni,did you ever think of going back to Greece? Jianni thought for a second and replied No,I think I'll stay with vasiline!!
Ivana
Q. What do you do if a bird shits on your car? A. You never take her out again!!
Betty
knock knock Who's there? Nicholas Nicholas Who? Nicholas girls don't climb trees What did the sea say to the shore? Nothing it just waved!! HAHAHA
fred bear
what is the difference between a palm tree in Acapulco and a palm tree in Brazil? Answer: Location!
Michelle
Q. What do you call a blond in a freezer? A. Frosted flakes.
Michelle
Q. What do you call a blond in a freezer? A. Frosted flakes.
Michelle
Q. If a blond and a brunette were going to jump off of a building to see who would get to the bottom first who would win? A. The brunette because the blond would have to stop and ask for directions.
Michelle
Q. How do you know when a blond is using a computer? A. There is white-out all over the screen.
kerkyreos
KERKYREOS/ DEN ITAN I ORA TOU. Se ena Saloon kapou se kapia poli tou TEXAS,dyo kaompoides denoun da aloga tous kai pane na pioun kamia mpira.Eixe arketo kosmo to magazi kai poli oxlagogia. Pianoun lipon ena trapezi tixo,paragelnoun tis mpirestous kai synexizoun tin syzitisi tous.E! Tzon. Vlepis afton ton kaompoi me to kapelo, to karo pokamiso kai to mandili sto lemo? Gia pion milas re Tzon tou lei o alos, oli forane kapelo mandili kai karo pokamiso.Re afton edo me to dermatino to geleko kai tis dermatines mpotes me ta spirounia.Re sy Tzon na me trelanis pas? Afou oli forane dermatina geleka kai mpotes me spirounia.Afton edo re,( tou lei kapos eknevrismenos)Afton me to tzin to panteloni kai tin zoni meta dyo ta pistolia . Re Tzon, den se katalaveno. Afou re, oli forane tzin panteloni kai zoni me dyo pistolia,dixe mou pios eine aftos? Kai tote o Tzon eksofrenon,travai kai tis dyo tou tis koumpoures kai arxizi na pirovoli pros oles tis katefthinsis. Otan i voi isixas e sta aftia tous apo tis pistolis kai o kapnos apo tin mparouti kapos dialithike, O monos pou ita orthios itan enas kaompois se mia akri sto mpar, o opios etreme olosomos. Na re malaka afton edo sou elega tosi ora! Aaaa!! tora katalava gia pion le s.Nai kai? E! afton edo pou vlepis mia mera tha ton skotoso den tha mou tin glitosi. S.M.
Einai enas methysmenos kai gyrnwntas sto spiti tou tyfla sto methysi stamata se mia kolwna tis DEH kai xtypwntas ti me to xeri tou fwnazei MANA..MANA MANA! Opote enas Pontios pou pernage ekeini tin wra apo ekei tou leei: XTYPA XTYPA VLEPW FWS EPANW..!!!
Argyris
Q. Giati stin larisa, olse oi portes einai kitrines; A. Giati otan kapios tous ktipa tin porta, tou apantane Ouriste.
PANEIRHNH
dyo filoi gyrizoun apo ena methystiko xenixti kai leei o enas: pame gia ena kafedaki spiti mou? Nai tou leei o filos tou mono mhn enoxlhsoume tous dikous sou. Fthanoun kai ktypane thn porta. Anoigei h gynaika tou kai ton arxizei: pou eisai bre axaireyte pou to proi tempeliazeis kai to brady xenyxtas, paliokatharma. Epi topou ta mazeboun kai feygoune. Den pame sto diko moy spiti leei o allos? Pame mono mhn enoxlhsoume. Fthanoun, ktypoyn to koudouni kai tous anoigei h gynaika tou kai h pethera tou. Kalos ton antroulh mou, pos eisai, perases oraia, ti na sas ftiaxoume na sas peripoihthoume? Ftiaxe mas dyo kafedakia leei o andras ths. O filos toy exeplagh kai rotaei; pos ta exeis kataferei toso kala? Koitaxe otan pantrefthka to proto meshmeri an ebainei h gata sto trapezi opote thw bgazo mia KITPINH KAPTA. To deftero meshmeri xananebainei h gata sto trapezi opote ths bgazo DEYTEPH KITPINH KAPTA kai h gata feygei trexontas. To trito meshmeri xananebainei h gata sto trapezi. Ths bgazo mia KOKKINH KAPTA pairno thn karampina kai thn katharizo sthn stigmh. E' kai loipon rotaei o allos? Ti loipon, h gynaika mou kai h pethera mou pou tis blepeis sthn koyzina exoyn apo DYO KITPINES KAPTES h kathemia tous.
Nik G
ALBANOS TOURISTAS-BOULGARA PARTHENA (APO EMPEIRIA!!)
AGIOS
-Pote katalaban ta paidia tou ANDREA(PAPANDREW) oti o pateras tous egine doritis organwn?Otan eidan oti sti diathiki tou tous afise ta archidia tou.
Blind guardian
PERPATANE STO DROMO DYO PONTIOI.EKEI POU PHGAINANE BLEPEI O GIORIKAS KATO MIA KOURADA KAI LEEI STON PANIKA: -PAS STOIXHMA ENA PENTOXILIARO POS MPORW NA FAO THN KOURADA? -PAEI TO STOIXHMA. PRAGMATI, PAIRNEI O GIORIKAS THN KOURADA KAI THN TRWEI.LIGO PIO KATW BLEPOUN ALLH MIA KOURADA.AYTH TH FORA PROTEINEI O PANIKAS STON GIORIKA: -PAS STOIXHMA ESY TWRA ENA PENTOXILIARO PWS MPORW NA FAW THN KOURADA? -PAEI TO STOIXHMA(APANTAEI O GIORIKAS). OPWS KAI PRIN, PAIRNEI O PANIKAS THN KOURADA K AI THN TRWEI. PROXWRANE LIGA METRA KAI TOTE O GIORIKAS LEEI SKEFTIKA STON PANIKA: -PE PANIKA, KSEREIS KATI? NOMIZW PWS FAGAME SKATA TZAMBA...
vas. p
A COUPLE IS CELEBRATING THEIR 40TH ANNIVERSARY & THEY DECIDE TO CELEBRATE AT THE HOTEL THEY STAYED AT ON THIER HONEYMOON. WHEN THEY ARE THERE AND READY FOR BED THE WIFE TURNS TO HER HUSBAND AND SAYS,"HONEY, 40 YEARS AGO I LOOKED AT YOU RIGHT IN THIS VERY ROOM AND I SAID TO MYSELF YOU LOOK LIKE A DAMN GREEK GOD! NOW I LOOK AT YOU AND THINK, YOU LOOK LIKE A GODDAMNED GREEK!"
kostas f
enas kleftis mpenei se ena spiti nyxta gia pliatsiko ekei poy epjaxne me to fako akoyei mia foni : -ektos apo emena se blepei kai o XRISTOS!!!!!!! kitazi giro den blepi tipota.h foni akougete pali -ektos apo emena se blepi ke o XRISTOS!!!!!! kitazi kalitera ke blepi ena papagalo sto kloubi. anakoufismenos ton rotai .ti ise esi? papagalos tou lei to poyli den blepis? blepo,ke pos se fonazoyne? -beniamin tou lei o papagalos. skai sta gelia o kleftis ke tou lei, -ti onoma ine afto gia papagalo? ke o papagalos -giati XRISTOS ine onoma gia doberman????????
M.....S
Why did the gay guy put his ass into the refrigerator? So that his lover could have something cool to slip into. One day there was a guy in the desert, he had a bottle of water and a camel. The guy was desperate and he wanted to have sex, when he tred to fuck the camel the camel started to kick. The guy was fustrated and really wanted to have sex. The guy so a hot girl, the girl said to him, I need water and i'll do anything to get some, the guy replies "anything?" yes said the woman. so the guy gave her the water and he said to her now you have to hold the camels legs. Greece rules and everyother country sucks my 50 foot dick. Thank you for your time, if you are greek and you are reading this you are the best if you are not you can g o and fuck my dog.
Rebecca
Q: What do a blonde and a turlte have in common? A: Once theyre on their backs, theyre screwed! Q: What do blondes and screen doors have in common? A: The harder you slam them, the looser they get!
TEO THE GREEK
SKHNIKO:ENA SHOLEIO STH LARISSA.H DASKALA KANEI MATHIMA AGLIKON STA PAIDAKIA,KAI TOYS MATHAINEI TOYS MHNES STA AGLIKA:-GENARS...JANUARY.FLEVARS...FEBRUARY.MARTS...OPOS EINAI!!!!!!!!!
angela f
Why do blondes stare at orange juice containers? Because it says "Concentrate".
angela f
Why do blondes stare at orange juice containers? Because it says "Concentrate".
angela f
Why do blondes stare at orange juice containers? Because it says "Concentrate".
Angela F
What did the blonde ask the doctor when he told her she was pregnant? "Are you sure it's mine?"
Angela F
What did the blonde ask the doctor when he told her she was pregnant? "Are you sure it's mine?"
Administratos Dionysiou
Stin diarkia tou B'Pagosmiou polemou, se ena stratopedo sygentrosis ton germanwn, kapou sta vathi tis Rosias. -Germanos Aksiomatikos: Syntrofe Nikolai eftase h megali imera. Exeis tin efkeria tis zois sou gia na gineis elefteros. -O Koumounistis kanei hares. -Germanos:Tha trekseis se agona dromou me ton Hans. An ton nikiseis eise elefteros. An xaseis tha sou kospo kai to allo podi.
KERKYREOS
Enas taktikos pelatis enos oikou anoxis,pai kai lei tis Tsatsas: Den mou les exis kati to diaforetiko giati exo varethi ta idia kai ta idia.Exo pai me ola ta koritsia tou spitiou, kai tha ithela na dokimaso kati alo ean exis.Vevea tou lei.Exis dokimasi na pas me kota? Me kota?? Nai vevea me kota.Exis dokimasi? Oxi, kai lei tipota? Aaa!!xanis. Sovara milas? Sou leo alo pragma!Kai poso costizi na pao me tin kota? Mia ora oikosi dolaria. Skeftete ligo kai meta apofasizi na dosi ta oi kosi dolaria kai na pai me tin kota. Pragmati dini to oikosariko, ton pernoun ton vazoun se ena domatio, tou petane kai mia kota kai ton afisane na kani ti doulia tou.Tin epomeni evdomada ksanapai kai vriski tin Tsatsa kai tis lei: Ektos apo t in kota exis tipota alo? Giati tou lei, me tin kota den sou arese? Kali itane ala den ine kai toso tou goustou mou.Ti na sou po tou lei. Ti les tha sou arese na kanis mati? Kai ti eine afto? Na tou lei,exoume ena domatio me ( one way miror). Esymera syngekrimena exoume ena mavro poutsara, me mia poli orea ksanthia gomena kai tha tin sxisi sto poutso.Ean se endiaferi tetiou idous theama, kostizi mono dekapende dolaria kai se pente lepta arxizoume.Skeftete ligo kounai to kefali kai apofasizi na kani mati.Pragmati dini ta dekapente dolaria ton synodevoun se ena domatio, opou eki itan kai ali pelates pou perimenan kai aftoi na kanoun mati.Se kapia stigmi ta fota esvisa kai apo to (one way miror)vlepoun sto alo domatio, ena mavro ma ti mavr o aftos eixe ena poutso san vgalmeno xeri, Vlepoun lipon afton ton mavro me mia para loli orea ksanthia mounara na arxizoun na kanoun erota. Arxise lipon na tou aresi to theama tou dikou mas, opote skountai ton diplano tou kai tou lei:Orea e? Mal akies tou lei o alos.Afto den eine tipota. Eprepe na eisoun edo tin perasmeni evdomada na dis ena malaka pou prospathouse na gamisi mia kota. S.M.
VENOS
"LATHOS" EIPE O SKATZOXOIROS KAI KATEBHKE APO THN BOYRTSA.
axilleas
ti leei mia ksanthia otan blepei mia mpananpflouda ? ohx!! pali tha peso!!!!!!!
Andreas V
A.T.R.!!!! Otan protoemfanistikan ta aeroplana JUMBO enas kipreos eithele na paei ena taxidi stin Amerikh. Meta apo merikes wres taxidi o kypreos eithele na paei stin toualetta, omos itan kratimenh etsi h aerosinodos tou proteine na paei stis ginaikeies toualettes kai afth tha proseche mipos ertei kapios allos, ki etsi ekane.Otan mpike mesa enthousiastike apo ta polla koumpia pou eiche giro tou. Pataei to proto opou egrafe 'H.W'kai tou erixe zesto nero, pataei to diplano opou egrafe 'C .W' kai tou erixe krio nero. Meta apo pollh wra efthase sto telefteo koumpaki, htan toso mikro oso kai h kaifalh mias karfitsas kai eiche grammeno apo panw tou 'A.T.R'. Hstera apo 10 lepta skepsi apofasise na to patisei. To pataei, vgazei mia karvgh ka i lipothimaei. Sto Nosokomeio..... GIATROS: Adelfh pes mou ti simvennei ston asthenh kai paramilaei legontas sinecheia ta archika 'A.T.R'? ADELFH: Den xero, mipos xerete eseis kypie pilotte? PILOTTOS: Mallon tha einai to 'AUTOMATIC TAMPAX REMOUVE R' pou echoume stis ginekeies toualettes tou aeroplanou mas.
Konstansinos D
O mikros Kostakis eixe ek gennetis sobaro
problima anatomias:
den eixe arxidia.
To provlima tou ayto ostoso den to empodise na diabazei poli
oso pigaine sxoleio, na petuxei sto Panepistimio, na apofoitisei
protos,
na kanei didaktoriko kai na ginei tranos epistimonas.
Teleionontas tis spoudes tou meta apo polla xronia, apofasise pos
prepei na arxisei na psaxnei gia mia kali douleia, analogi tou
epipedou
ton spoudon kai ton ptuxion tou.
Ena proi loipon eixe kleisei rantebou gia interview me ton
diefthinti mias
megalis poliethnikis etairias ston Peiraia. Pragmati to interview
pigaine
roloi ospou o diefthintis ton rotise:
"Oraia, problimata anatomias den exeis, e tsi?"
O Kostakis distase stin arxi alla omologise:
"Kserete kurie diefthinta, den exo arxidia"
Amesos o diefthintis allakse stasi kai eipe ston Kostaki:
"A, me sygxoreis poli, auto to problima einai poli sobaro .
Dustuxos, den mporo na se proslabo."
Pikramenos stin arxi o Kostakis pou exase mia poli kali douleia
ek'aitias tou problimatos tou, melagxolise. Suntoma omos skeftike
oti olo kai kapoios tha ektimisei ta pneumatika tou prosonta k ai
xoris na ptoithei sunexise na kanei aitiseis gia douleia se oles
tis megales epixeiriseis, poluethnikes kai biomixanies.
Oles omos ton aperiptan otan mathainan gia to problima tou.
Apelpismenos ksupna ena proi kai apof asizei na paei na zitisei
douleia sto dimosio. Paei sto IKA tis geitonias tou,
briskei ton diefthinti, tou parathetei tis pergamines tou kai tou
zitaei douleia.
Molis blepei o diefthintis poso spoudagmenos einai o Kostakis,
tou leei:
"Proslambanesai! Arxizeis aurio kiolas!"
Paraksenemenos o Kostakis pou o diefthintis den ton rotise
gia anatomika problimata, ekrine skopimo na tou to episimanei
o idios, oste na einai enimeros o anthropos!
"Kserete kurie diefthinta, exo ena problimataki omos... Den
exo arxidia"
"A, den peirazei! Auto den meionei se tipota tin aksia sou
san epistimona"
tou apanta o diefthintis.
Ksetrelammenos o Kostakis pou brethike epitelous ka poios pou na
ektimisei tin aksia tou, rotise to diefthinti olo xara:
"Loipon, kurie diefthinta, ti ora piano douleia aurio?"
"E, ela kata tis enteka!" tou apantaei o diefthintis.
"Kata tis enteka? Giati kati tis ente ka kurie diefthinta?
Oloi stis oxto den erxontai?"
rotaei tote ksafniasmenos o Kostakis!
kai o diefthintis:
"Nai, oloi stis oxto erxontai!
Alla mexri tis enteka pou emeis
tha ksinoume t'arxidia mas, esy ti tha kan eis?"
C.D.
ENAS KALIMNIOS LEI STIN KALYMIA...ISE GIA ENA GRIGORO ? KAI I KALIMNIA POY KAI POTE ; OHOY KOUBENTA THA PIASOYME LEI O KALYMNIOS ?????THIS BY NAKOS
ton pernisd
pai o totos stin mana tou ke tis lei ; mama eho periodo . ke tou lei i mana tou :starhidia mou
bill
Paei enas etoimothanatos sto giatro kai leei "GIATRE GIATRE exo 59 deyterolepta zohs"(o giatros apo mesa) "Ena lepto erxomai !!!"
CHRIS
PE8ANAN MIA XAN8IA MIA MELAXRINH KAI MIA KOKKINOMALA KAI PIGAN STON PARADISO. STHN EISODO TIS BRISKEI O AGIOS PETROS KAI ROTAEI THN MELAXRINH AN EPIASE POYTSO TOTE KAI EKEINH TOY LEEI: E NA MORE AKOYMPISA ENAN ME TO ARISTERO XERI. IIIIIIIIIII LEEI O AGIOS PETROS GRIGORA NA PLINEIS TO XERI SOY SE EKEINH THN BRISH. PAEI H KOKKINOMALA KAI PRIN THN ROTISEI PETAGETE H XAN8IA KAI LEEI: SIGA MHN PLINO EGO TO STOMA MOY EKEI POY 8A PLINEI AYTH H SIXAMENH TON KOLO THS.
Nick X.
Giati oi Pontioi pane efta-efta?? Gia na exoun ta matia tous dekatessera!!! Giati oi Pontioi 3urizontai sto upogeio?? Gia na kanoun 'ba0u' 3urisma!!! Giati oi Pontioi otan katourane kleinoun to para0uraki?? Gia na mhn tous fugei to 'poulaki' tous!!! Otan oi Pontioi trwne mia mpanana, thn flouda ti thn kanoun?? Thn petane. Ti olo malakies 0a kanoun!!!
Jimmy
Kathotane enas methysmenos (sknipa) sto bar, kai blepei sthn allh gonia mia gomena, teleios patsaboyra (SAYRA).Shkonetai kai paei kai ths leei "Koykla na se keraso ena poto?" kai ayth toy apantaei "Ante reee!!!". O typos: -Aante morh patsaboyra Typisa: -Eisai methysmenos re malaka O typos: -Nai alla ego ayrio tha eimai entajei.
Yanis P
Mia wraia mera sto dimotiko sxoleio pou phgaine o Totos leei h daskala sta paidia: "Paidia shmera 8a pame ekdromh." Ola ta paidia mazi: "Yupiiiiii." Pou 8a pame kyria; Sthn e3oxh leei h kyria. Mpainoun sto lewforeio kai ekei pou phgainan stis strofes arxizei o mikros Giannakhs na ksernaei. Stamathste kyria, stamathste kyria fwnazoun ola mazi. E, katebainoun loipon kai paei h mikrh Maria sthn kyria kai thn rwtaei. Kyria, ti kanei ayth h xelwnitsa panw sthn allh xelwnitsa; (E, ti na pe i h kyria) Opote ths leei, ksereis exei spasei to podaraki ths kai h alla xelwnitsa thn paei spiti ths. Opote petagetai kai o Totos kai leei: Kai giati thn paei gamiwntas;
AELISTAS
STIN LEMESO GENITHIKA KAI APO MIKROS EPIGENA STO TSIRIO TO STADIO NA DO TIN OMADARA TIN MIA TIN KITRINI THEA EVIBA AELARA STA 12 XRONIA MOU STIN THIRA 3 MPIKA STA 15 XRONIA MOU STIN LEFKOSIA PIGA KAI EKEI EGAMISA 3ANA PORTOKALIA MOUNO PANA KAI IRTHE KAI META I MMAD NA SOSEI TA PORTOKALIA MA TOUS TA BALAME KAI AFTOUS TA ROPALA STON KOLO TOUS KAI MEXRI TA 18 TO EIXA KATALABEI EGO TIS AELARA EGINA O ISOVITIS TOU ARKA........
Kwstas 0
Thn epoxh toy wild west, oi Indianoi epiasan enan kaoympoi kai epsxan na broyn mia oti dipote aitia na ton skotwsoyn. Toy lene, an 0eleis na zhseis 0a pas se ayto to tipi (kalyba twn indianwn) ekei mesa eine mia arkoyda me ena xalasmeno donti, 0a ths to bgaleis kai meta 0a kanei erwta se mia mikrh poy 0ewrite h wraioterh gynaika sto west. Leei o mangkas, epidi eime kapws eknebrismenos 8a piw prwta olo to wiskey poy exw sth ntametzana moy. OK lenai oi indianoi. ipie olo to wiskey k ai paei sthn kalyba, fwnes kako fasaria ktypimata kai meta apo mish wra bgenei katakoyreliasmenos ala zwntanos o typos kai rwtaei. Poy einai h gkomena me to xalasmeno donti?
Kwstas 0
Thn epoxh toy wild west, oi Indianoi epiasan enan kaoympoi kai epsxan na broyn mia oti dipote aitia na ton skotwsoyn. Toy lene, an 0eleis na zhseis 0a pas se ayto to tipi (kalyba twn indianwn) ekei mesa eine mia arkoyda me ena xalasmeno donti, 0a ths to bgaleis kai meta 0a kanei erwta se mia mikrh poy 0ewrite h wraioterh gynaika sto west. Leei o mangkas, epidi eime kapws eknebrismenos 8a piw prwta olo to wiskey poy exw sth ntametzana moy. OK lenai oi indianoi. ipie olo to wiskey k ai paei sthn kalyba, fwnes kako fasaria ktypimata kai meta apo mish wra bgenei katakoyreliasmenos ala zwntanos o typos kai rwtaei. Poy einai h gkomena me to xalasmeno donti?
Kwstas 0
Mia ksan0ia paei sto giatro, kai paraponiete oti ola ponane. Na toy leei edw kai dixnei me to daktylo to gwnato ooox ponaei, kai edw to idio kai dixnei me to daktylo to magoylo. Pos einai to kefali leei o giatros dixnei to kefali h Ms Einstein, ooox kai edw ponaei. Leei o giatros ta malia soy einai fisika 'h' "peroxidized" Einai fisika leei h Ms Einstein. Katalaba leei o giatros exeis spasmeno daktylo.
Smokey
There was an Indian, a Cowboy, and a nigger sitting around a campfire, sharing a six pack. The Indian stands up to propose a toast. He says "Once we were many, now we are few." So the nigger stands up and says "Once we was few now we be many." So then the cowboy gets up and says "Yeah, but we haven't played cowboys, and niggers yet. " So then the cowboy gets up and says "Yeah, but we haven't played cowboys, and niggers yet.
