I was just wondering if you could please send me a stupid sign?

Cause I have been tryin to figure somethin out.

And hey buddie EXCUSE ME, I need that Stupid Sign!

How is it no matter what form ya fill out, it always asked ya this?

First thing off the bat too!

(a) Caucasian (b)African/American (c)Asian (d)American Indian (e)Spanish/Mexican (f) Other

I’ve tried to reason this out, but hey Mr. Foxworthy I sure can’t.

Cause I thought if you was born or took that there citizen thing that makes you part of the good ole USA!

And everyone was an AMERICAN!!!

So the only thing I can figure is I must be the other.

Now I have been a thinkin on the other, and I have (I think got this one ) the other is:

(a) mineral (b) animal (c) vegatable (d) water

Cause I remember this from school, wasn't the answer animal?

And hey thanks cause this redneck from Georgia didn’t know the wheels came off my house.

Slammed right fine down on the ground. And Mr. Foxworthy maybe beenin your so smart.

You can help with one other thing. I am tryin to figure. I was drivin down the road the other day and right there in front of me was the finest idea.

Someone had jacked that sucker (trailer)clear up in the air, put it on stilts

Well, I was Impressed!

So I kept going by and by gully it payed off.

Cause he put up a privacy fence all around that thing. A light appeared over my head.

I sped home----had my hubby jack ours back up. And we now have a garage. Me and the family(and this is the part I thought you might help)We just can’t figure how to get into the house.

Oh, and the kids said ifin you would kindly send that stupid sign you are so proud of, about the size of a billboard, with white background and them there removable letters, sayin STUPID REDNECK LIVES HERE!

Well, heres there thought. We could use it on week-ends to watch the movies!

So EXCUSE ME, we will be a watchin the mail. Hope it comes soon the yard sure is kinda bare!

....................................Signed

....................................STUPID REDNECK