Hunter
"The only substitute for good manners is fast reflexes"
Hunter. Oh dear, where to start... Hunter is viable for a position as the craziest one, along with Seph and Dauragon, but perhaps stranger than anything, he's a pro wrestler, and to add to that strangeness, Aeris is with him. Hunter is a contradiction of himself, and he likes it that way. Raven will never hear the end of his insults, by the way.
The updated Hunter is a superhero, and even cooler, a modern day cross of a ninja and a samurai (And unfortunately for the rest of the gang, none of the mental disciplines of the two). He's known to snap and go to kill anything, and also for the fact that he likes to be a smartass.
Straight From Hunter's Mouth:
"We're not THAT bad!"
"Umm... Rave... haven't you basically kissed all the guys here anyway?"
"You really don't know when to shut up, do you?"
"Not my fault she likes the tall, rich, evil guys with great eyes... God I just sounded gay."
"I said evil, Rufus."
"And they lived happily ever after. *attempts to keep a straight face, but bursts out laughing like a fool*"
"She's good at coming up with the ideas but as soon as it's time to pay, it's all on someone else."
"I may not be a psychic, but I see this leading to disaster and pain."
"Who says I'm not trying to drive you crazy? There's nothing wrong with a little nuttiness."
"Uhh... right... let's exploit Raven's sex life later."
"I'm not telling her that. I may be a bit crazy at times, but I'm not suicidal."
"She's slowly killing me..."
"Can we be any ditzier...?"
"What?! HE blew up the coffee table, not me!"
"This is leading to disaster and pain. At least it'll be fun to watch, though."
"I really wonder how she finds herself able to insult Zell..."
"Which probably means ShinRa is being ran into the ground by morals."
"Damn microwave burnt my popcorn again. Is it possible to make a perfect bag of popcorn?"
"You all have the potential to kill yourselves, so I think I'll tag along."
"We're all trained in weapons of some sort. Except Raven. That has to be a fluke."
"Damnit. I hate when you're right. I need to fix this." *takes out his katana*
"Her body's probably built up an immunity to her own cooking."
"Playing dumb? I think it comes naturally to her."
The Eye Candy:
