Irvine Kinneas
"I don't need luck, I'm the ladies' man."
Irvine's... well, Irvine. He loves to drink and therefore is best friends with Reno and Kou. You can usually find Irvine hanging out in the ramble room getting drunk and hitting on Raven, who usually doesn't mind it, unlike Dauragon who resists the urge to kill him. Irvine is a total ladies' man who, along with a lot of the other guys, complains all the time that there isn't enough women around. Although he's always drinking and goofing around, he's still one of the best SeeD members Squall could have. If he could just get Irvine to sober up long enough to go missions that is. -_-;
In His Own Words:
"Raven killed her! Where do you think she hid the body?"
"These slopes are totally gnarly!"
"I want some women! I'm going crazy here!"
"Soo... what do you say? Eat me, beat me, bite me, blow me, baby?"
"Not my fault drinking and women are my top two favourite things."
"But I still have a soft spot that's sincere... somewhere..."
"It's not my fault I'm cursed with being a handsome, baby-face for all of existence."
"Just a second there buddy. Just let me get the safety off."
"Man, that's just wrong. You're wearing Rufus' boxers."
"Dude, the Bite Bugs were more evil than you."
"Life sucks when there's no booze or women..."
"Hey, my skull is not thick. It's handsome. With handsome hair on top. That's why the women love me. Well, that and of course the 8 in-"
"Hell must've frozen over if Hunter is sticking up for and admitting Raven was right."
"You seem to have my character flaw confused. I don't run from enemies. I crack under pressure."
"Probably some pretty boy elves who are no doubt gay."
"My sex life depends on this."
"I'm gonna get laid tonight!" *high fives Reno*
"I'm Irvine. A top SeeD, excellent marksman, sniper for hire, and a lot of fun."
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